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The apotheosis of all desserts

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45M. PNW. Photography enthusiast.

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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I painted this last night while high. Somebody please tell me what the hell this monstrosity is!
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Doing some lighting tests
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
🎶 It's just another Saturday🎶 #may16 #lagwagon
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
On our way to start shooting the new episodes of MST3K this morning. Very exciting! (He’s gonna drive)
Crow and me on our way to work
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
Didn't we already get a Furiosa prequel with Arrested Development Season 3? Poor Rita Furiosa can't even FIND an ocean to walk on!!
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
Disney needs to stop making shows named after a character and then not giving that character anything to actually do the whole time or even giving them any kind of noticeable arc.
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
I just finished Ahsoka. Like many of the trendy Star Wars characters, Granddad Merle Thrawn never did anything interesting at any point beyond being blue and clearly hitting the bong waaay too hard.
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
I'm seeing so many Dialpad ads on YouTube that it's giving me Dialrhea.
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
"The Saurian Brandy's calling the shots now, Lieutenant Randy." -Admiral James Tiberius Lahey
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
"Oh yeah, Julian?! Quit bothering me, I've got work to do!" -Cyrus, followed by slowly flying away as his theme song kicks back.
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
When a Klingon Bird of Prey rolls up playing the one and only song Cyrus listens to.
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
Ricky would be leaning out a window, firing shots from a pistol randomly into space.
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
Bubbles would DEFINITELY be head of Engineering. And Conky is basically already a classic Star Trek evil twin archetype.
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
Strange Brew Worlds, eh?
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
As well as a place to repair stolen shopping carts... In a time when money no longer exists...
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
Somebody turns Sick Bay into The Sickest Bay by making it a grow house.
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
"Soary about that Julian!" / "Yeah Julian, we're real soary!" -Corey & Trevor
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
"Nobody here is named Ricky, ensigns" - Capt. Pike
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
"We have cleaners around here somewhere, Ricky" / "Yeah Ricky, there's cleaners" -Corey & Trevot
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
Have you guys ever thought about what it would be like if Corey & Trevor from Trailer Park Boys were crew members on Star Trek: Strange New Worlds as the exact same characters?
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
The Times They Are A Chafin'
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
If I don't stop posting, I'm gonna pull a Gob Bluth and be like "Band name: F%#k Mountain. Band name: F%#k City USA. Band name: F%#k Soup."
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Some really shy guys with the same name started a band: The Hidden Jims
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
I'm always getting better as a cook. One day, I hope to serve Restroom Quality Food
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Technology is a Fad
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
An album created by a hella beta male: A Weak From Today
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
An overly descriptive band: The Earthy Characteristics
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
A very poetic band: A Vogon Conclusion
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
A band of really honest bros: The Verisimilidudes
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Make sure to check out the new album, Dessert's Coming, by Savior Spoon
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
New food flavoring: Miller High Life Extract
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
New Incubus album title: Viscous Hibiscus
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
90s a cappella group: Boys Will Be Dudez
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
A grunge tribute band in the style of Europe: The Flannel Countdown
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Spicy Pop Star name: The Dame Booty Drench
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
A Song of Hammer and Ice, By M.C.C Vanilla
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Band name: The MythGuessers
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Their album: That's The Jizz of It
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Band name: The Summarizers
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Bad Russian rapper name: Cagey B
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
I have dreamt of a Grand Desultorium to get absolutely nothing done in.
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Sheryl Crow is finally GETTING IT with her new single: Every Day Is A Grinding Chode
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
My next album's title: Leaning Too Hard on Puns
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Their album: No Relation
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Band name: Not to be confused with...
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Album Title: Off To A Bad Shart
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Band name for a husband/wife duo: A Powerless Couple
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Album Title for solo saxophonist: I Play The Sacks
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Craig's List Headline = Wanted: A Need To Know Bassist
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The apotheosis of all desserts @openlyreclusive.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
My rap record label would be: Dangerous Worldview Records
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