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Amber.

@opeexcuseme.bsky.social

267 followers 210 following 2.1K posts

Queer. Fat. Anti-capitalist. Yoga teacher. Librarian. Clevelander. HMJ. throne.com/opeexcusemeplease

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Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 19h

?!? Wild behavior from your boss

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 21h

I worked one (1) 4 hour shift at an on campus food vendor and they gave me a fuckass schedule and I couldn't figure out how to wrap the wraps so I never went back.

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 23h

Now actual teachers will have more horror stories about this but I will never forget the assholes who said classrooms had litter boxes for kids who think they're cats. Bitch, I had a bucket of litter for when a school shooting puts us in 6 hour lock down and your kid needs to pee and not get shot

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 23h

Gus Gus the Toyota Corolla with no front bumper. It was NOT MY FAULT

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Happy birthday!!! 🎉🎆🎂

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Don't get hit by a u haul y'all. Their insurance is a pain in the ass

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I'm so sorry?! But happy 6months!!!

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Tomdelonge Funny Wig and Mustache Look

Alt: Tom Delonge in a Funny Wig and Mustache saying wtf

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

You are the shyest person I know

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Love when the depression and stress get so bad my back AND GI tract start acting up

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Oh and we got stuck in a Columbus Day parade on the way home?! Fuck this whole day

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I'm a cheap ass so I like colour pop. I also find Juvias Place is great pigment and has a high end feel for a good price

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

And... They don't have the right blood so she can't even have surgery today 🙃🙃 I'm going to lose it

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Two people in the waiting room, full volume games/speaker phone conversations while family fued is blasting on the busted TV and the receptionist yelling to someone who can't hear. I may fucking die here I'm so overstimulated

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Happy birthday @phlebotanist.bsky.social 🥳🎂🎉

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Someone in a u haul decided to get gas and tore off my whole bumper and I'm spiraling that this is Karma for having jealousy about my best friend's best friend. Love having OCD

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

My best friend gets married today

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Alt: Jonah hill screaming in excitement

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Honestly. This is the same insurance that denied my tooth implant. Not the bad tooth removal, not the metal post, just the final implant....

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Love paying my specialist $70 once a year to blab for five minutes and then she has to fight my insurance and God to get me my $3000 a month medication sent to me for free by doing some magic spell and dance (honestly I do love she does it but fuck this healthcare system)

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Manifesting it just being some gas and he farts it away ❤️❤️

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

@witchsocks.bsky.social I know nothing about this company but got this ad and thought of you

Disturbia ad for Antler Hair Pins $17

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I will say I didn't understand it in stream because on mine the sound wasn't matched with the child's movements because twitch hates me

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Yes yes!!

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Does anyone know a good pet psychic? (I'm kind of serious....)

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I use this version in winter yoga classes music.youtube.com/watch?v=a0aF...

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once upon a december but you’re in an empty cathedral (christy altomare ver.)

YouTube video by lyra

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I wish I was a sugar glider just nestled in a bosom napping all day and being handed pieces of fruit

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Happy birthday @alexisdotgov.bsky.social

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Y'all ever eat something with a lot of protein and realize you were sleepy/feeling like shit cause you didn't have enough fuel? This blueskeet brought to you by my coworker buying me a hummus wrap 🌯

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️ y'all sending me cats is making me emo 😭 thank you

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Perfect ❤️

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'm sad. Can I see your cats? 🥺

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My best friend is getting MARRIED Saturday (but rudely, not to me...)

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I had a nightmare about my mom refusing to have her surgery and I finally got to tell her how her untreated depression and statements about wanting to die affected me as a kid. Wish I could do that IRL....

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Omg?! Maybe?!

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Star Trek Shocked

Alt: Star Trek Shocked

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Love hurts sometimes

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I have a paper cut on my fucking lip?!

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

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Tom Cat's Excited Heart Eyes

Alt: Tom Cat's Excited Heart Eyes

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I have no advice, maybe reddit (use a throw away or have someone else post it) or any lawyer-esque people in chat can help. Just know I'm angry for you 😡😡 and you're not in the wrong at all.

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Before even reading the other messages I was going to say "always be mad" but now I'm riding at dawn for you kullen. This is health hazard level shit right now. Fuck a landlord

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I found glass in my pasta....

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Apparently a two part errand and a pit stop for bad coffee was too much and now I have a migraine 😔 but at least I have my comfy @reidie.com sweatshirt

A snuggled Amber with blonde and blue hair in a hunter green "please no" Reidie sweatshirt

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Brueggers bagels coffee is bad right? I'm not insane right?

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm arrested and tell them I need to contact my lawyer and I just show them this video and they immediately let me go, charges dropped.

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"sometimes turn it's not our to talk" And I'm always saying that

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Thank you thank you

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Cat Wrapped in Blanket

Alt: Cat Wrapped in Blanket

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Me texting my boss at 3am to ask if I can WFH since I puked

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I Frew Up Pokemon

Alt: I Frew Up Charmander

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I coughed so hard I puked

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ok y'all might have convinced me to play now

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I miss them so bad (I'm allergic to strawberry and strawberry flavoring)

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Someone throw me in that lava they throw the ring into in LoTR

Amber. @opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Do I need to start asking permission to shit now too? Get me the fuck outta here