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☆palite

@opalite.bsky.social
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Opal ✦ xe⚔xym⚔xyr ✦ level 65 in skyrim ✦ level 27 irl ✦ prolific mouse scientist 🏳‍⚧ ✨ 🦈 linktr.ee/genderfuneral

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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh dear
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I am an artist and liver damage is my art"
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"It will be riddled with disco."
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Oh! This is a bad idea, isn't it?"
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I need to hustle more and hate less"
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Hush, baby." "What?" "No, I was talking to myself. I should hush. I'm a baby."
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
when ignoring the union, "Raise your chin and gaze into the distance like a prince."
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
also worth noting the time you have the opportunity to suggest naming the case you're trying to solve "SHIT ON A STICK"
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Time to go to work in the shit factory!"
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am afraid
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
why is the quality so. bad.
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh fuck
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
post a meme I made?? uhh
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
that happened to me on my second try. very funny.
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
return of amphibeans!!!!
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World’s Only Evan Diem @evandiem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They gotta get a handle on this stuff, man
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
tell me, Oracle, what is in the clouds today?
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
honorable mention: "They tried to sell ice cream from this hypercarnivore?"
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Empathy: "Alright, come on now. If he hasn't said anything about your lack of pants, no one will. You're only hurting yourself by not wearing them." (I will not put on pants)
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
consider this a thread of my favorite Disco Elysium quotes
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
omg seeing this right before I go get my flu shot yeehaw!!
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
like "if we're almost out of gas, but driving faster burns more gas, would we be better off driving really slow to school?"
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I had a lot of questions back when I thought there were answers
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
irish goodbying the one on one hangout when the vibes are off
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I would not survive an apocalypse! I can barely stand the way my hands feel when it rains!
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
there's just more of it I suppose
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
this year vs last year. I still can't tell.
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I thought my hair was done growing but I know now it's still goin strong because it's SO ANNOYING AND GETS IN MY WAY ALL THE TIME and two years ago it didn't do that :)
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
when are they gonna start putting mysterious and alluring puzzle boxes in the mcdonald's happy meals
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
always socks.
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
this is about Noah Kahan. not my business but he sounds like he was having a hard time.
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I love a sad boy who can make beautiful music about it
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I have decided to smell like grass today
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
time to go back to Russian!
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
English is my first language I don't know how I missed that typo lol
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
yeah I bet it felt like you're only option. I never spoken other language fluently as a child but my mother spoke fluent German and didn't teach it to me for some reason I hold that against her to this day (kidding)
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
hey! what?
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
irish goodbying the one on one hangout when the vibes are off
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
this is devastating actually
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
hmmmm
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
went on a date with a guy who misgendered me and kept apologizing for getting my pronouns wrong and I just said "you don't need to apologize. I trust that if you want a third date you'll get it right on the second" and that was apparently a good choice of words
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I cried too
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
when i'm not posting ass that's a recession indicator
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
we can't keep letting her get away with this
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
CHAPPELL ROAN HORROR STORY: she chased me with an axe in my dream :( she didn't even care that I was gay :((( cancel her
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
and grand theft auto
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
how it feels when I play RATIONS for 55pts followed by EVICTORS for 136
George W Bush being informs that a second plane has at the towers but underneath it says wordle funeral played evictors for 136 points
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
valentine's posts from the couple we all want to break up go like "we've had plenty of ups and downs, here's to so many more next year <333"
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☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Fearless has a lot of imagery that would suggest that Taylor Swift used to just hang out at streets I have a lot of questions about this.
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