☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Hush, baby." "What?" "No, I was talking to myself. I should hush. I'm a baby." 121
☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026when ignoring the union, "Raise your chin and gaze into the distance like a prince." 100
☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026also worth noting the time you have the opportunity to suggest naming the case you're trying to solve "SHIT ON A STICK" 100
Reposted by ☆paliteWorld’s Only Evan Diem @evandiem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026They gotta get a handle on this stuff, man 043
☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026honorable mention: "They tried to sell ice cream from this hypercarnivore?" 110
☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Empathy: "Alright, come on now. If he hasn't said anything about your lack of pants, no one will. You're only hurting yourself by not wearing them." (I will not put on pants) 140
☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026consider this a thread of my favorite Disco Elysium quotes 270
☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026omg seeing this right before I go get my flu shot yeehaw!! 010
☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026like "if we're almost out of gas, but driving faster burns more gas, would we be better off driving really slow to school?" 000
☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I had a lot of questions back when I thought there were answers 110
Reposted by ☆palite☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 12/04/2026irish goodbying the one on one hangout when the vibes are off 081
☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I would not survive an apocalypse! I can barely stand the way my hands feel when it rains! 020
☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I thought my hair was done growing but I know now it's still goin strong because it's SO ANNOYING AND GETS IN MY WAY ALL THE TIME and two years ago it didn't do that :) 010
☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 30/08/2026when are they gonna start putting mysterious and alluring puzzle boxes in the mcdonald's happy meals 021
☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 26/04/2026this is about Noah Kahan. not my business but he sounds like he was having a hard time. 011
☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 13/04/2026English is my first language I don't know how I missed that typo lol 110
☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 13/04/2026yeah I bet it felt like you're only option. I never spoken other language fluently as a child but my mother spoke fluent German and didn't teach it to me for some reason I hold that against her to this day (kidding) 110
☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 12/04/2026irish goodbying the one on one hangout when the vibes are off 081
☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 12/04/2026went on a date with a guy who misgendered me and kept apologizing for getting my pronouns wrong and I just said "you don't need to apologize. I trust that if you want a third date you'll get it right on the second" and that was apparently a good choice of words 060
☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 26/03/2026CHAPPELL ROAN HORROR STORY: she chased me with an axe in my dream :( she didn't even care that I was gay :((( cancel her 250
☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 19/02/2026how it feels when I play RATIONS for 55pts followed by EVICTORS for 136 140
☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 14/02/2026valentine's posts from the couple we all want to break up go like "we've had plenty of ups and downs, here's to so many more next year <333" 041
☆palite @opalite.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Fearless has a lot of imagery that would suggest that Taylor Swift used to just hang out at streets I have a lot of questions about this. 000