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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 16/09/2026

Not a single one of my OCs in any story has ever consented to what I do to them. That's what gets me off.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 16/09/2026

You know what single option is the defining thing that I look for in games these days? The one non-negotiable that will make me ignore even an otherwise terrific game: pausing. If I can't pause, I'm not going to play your game. We don't all have big contiguous blocks of time to play uninterrupted.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 15/09/2026

I want a game show called "DRUNK OR AMERICAN?"

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 11/09/2026

ASML made me a custom nanometer pen.

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If you say "Microsoft Office" three times in the mirror, Clippy appears and bludgeons you to death.

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All your friends - and a single, clueless normie hippie that you never acknowledge any furry stuff to and just act as if he's talking crazy if he says anything. "Of course I'm not in an alpaca suit, Jim, what's gotten into you? Here, have some more kombucha."

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Not A Lizard But I Dunno, Do Those Ears Look Fully Human To You Just Asking Questions

Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 08/09/2026

As I get older, I feel more and more I need to start ticking off my oldest bucket list items. So my main goal now is to see someone else naked before the end of the year. Call it impossible, call it the ravings of a madhorse, but I think I can do it.

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"His penis was below average but had a postgraduate degree in comparative linguistics from Cornell."

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 08/09/2026

To check if your horse is authentic, punch it in the dick. False, refurbished or knock-off horses will fold up in pain, while authentic ones will kick you so hard you need surgery.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 07/09/2026

Can barely pry these two off one another. I'm definitely thinking dad getting some riding lessons from his boy, but keeping the reins~

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 06/09/2026

5% of gross and all income from the Peruvian TV commercials

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 06/09/2026

Biblically accurate donkey cock.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 05/09/2026

I could and will rewatch Arrested Development clip compilations for the rest of time. "As Ann as the nose on plain's face."

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 04/09/2026

Narwhals and typewriters. Classic

Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 03/09/2026

Pray tell, what led to this conclusion?

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 03/09/2026

He certainly does find ways to keep himself entertained, doesn't he. Art by MoltenGold.

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 03/09/2026

That "E." is holding up his entire career.

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Just read that Sam Altman is sad because people don't like AI and my heart filled with the joy of a child's summer laugh. Here's to a future where all billionaires are as Ozymandias.

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I'll die for Olivia Colman.

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"The Mushroom Kingdom, 1232. The depredations of King Goofy have left the land in turmoil. War stirs in the north."

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Kingdom Hearts: Deliverance

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 01/09/2026

Norovirus. Bronchospasm. Cat abscess. I am EXTREMELY done with the last month. Call me a mythical element because I desperately need an island of stability.

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Theme: you are the Herald of the Change, come to Arrakis in fire and blood to lol jk big balls or summin