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Cunt Fagula 🔞

@onlyfaniels.bsky.social
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@skymachine's talky talk fandom account (ffxiv I guess?) Dion (Die-on) - Genderfucked bi dyke fag, amateur joth vampire - it/they/he - 29

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Cunt Fagula 🔞 @onlyfaniels.bsky.social · 2h
someone lowering our rent, maybe
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Cunt Fagula 🔞 @onlyfaniels.bsky.social · 2h
gunshots have been going off near our house like every couple of days around 1-3am for the past two weeks and Im not sure what thats all about because nothing big happens in the morning afterwards
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 22h
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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Cunt Fagula 🔞 @onlyfaniels.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
YOURE A MOTHER FUCKING REAL ONE 🤝
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Cunt Fagula 🔞 @onlyfaniels.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Cunt Fagula 🔞 @onlyfaniels.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
he needs many kisses
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Cunt Fagula 🔞 @onlyfaniels.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
realistically human Nem would probably have black hair but I think for Character Reasons they'd be a white-haired anime boy* (*?)
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Cunt Fagula 🔞 @onlyfaniels.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Id like for them just to do something about his PS1 ears
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Cunt Fagula 🔞 @onlyfaniels.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Crohn's is when there is a Jigsaw trap in your intestines
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Cunt Fagula 🔞 @onlyfaniels.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the tone of the top answer reads as a Jigsaw line
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Cunt Fagula 🔞 @onlyfaniels.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"I Tested Every Cruise Line to Find the Least Evil" Girl, wipe the lipstick off the pig. this is just a cruise ship tierlist tax-deductible and you know it
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Cunt Fagula 🔞 @onlyfaniels.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"So ignoring the part where, yet again this is a corporate-owned private island where all of the money is going into Disney's instead of the locals--" Actually I don't think I can ignore that part
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Cunt Fagula 🔞 @onlyfaniels.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it's not like she's touting it as praxis or anything but the whole thing leaves a terrible taste in my mouth. Very Mr. Beastifaction. The fact that the Disney Cruise having it's own private island is a minor aside when they obviously bumped her up to First Class for a good review is gross as hell
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Cunt Fagula 🔞 @onlyfaniels.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I respect the tax-write off hustle I guess! I'm glad she looks apathetically into the camera so many times to signal to the audience that she is in fact, miserable to be there, thus smarter and more self-aware than the other passengers. That mitigates the cavernous hypocrisy of this situation
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Cunt Fagula 🔞 @onlyfaniels.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the lindsay ellis cruise video feels a bit like traveling to Hawaii for vacation & filming it under the guise of discussing it's colonization, gentrification, & habitat degradation while spending thousands of dollars at the most expensive resorts that the majority of her audience will never afford
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Cunt Fagula 🔞 @onlyfaniels.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they affirm themselves with this before assassinating a domestic enemy for the imperial state
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Cunt Fagula 🔞 @onlyfaniels.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nemesis post
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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old man sexualizer @pentagulia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Cunt Fagula 🔞 @onlyfaniels.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you dont have to do that last part
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Cunt Fagula 🔞 @onlyfaniels.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ITALIANS WIN
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bri ⚔️💕🕊️ recharging 🪫 @floralchemies.etheirys.social · 06/10/2026
officially unemployed. anything helps.
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Cunt Fagula 🔞 @onlyfaniels.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I literally dont want to hear shit abt restorative justice if the emotional core of it is centered around the perpetrator and not the victims
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Mx Zebra 🪬 @emisme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don't worry though, fans are still going to post 20 reply threads explaining that they've very logically decided that restorative justice means not talking about it and "it" is also not a big deal after their brief investigation into what he said.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it was smart of jacob geller to only post about what he did to his 50k followers on here instead of to his 1.5 million youtube subs or on his patreon. that way fewer people know about it and he limits the financial hit
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Meats @meatsball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
and mspaint things . ive been too busy to draw... house hunting and the like. so all i haev is bullshit.
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Cunt Fagula 🔞 @onlyfaniels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
HOTD will dangle a fight between the character i most want dead and the one i least want dead and jingle it around like bait and im the dog who knows theyre gonna anaesthetize me if i fall for it
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Cunt Fagula 🔞 @onlyfaniels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Criston cole & aemond targaryen have some kind of wretched, secret situationship going on
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♰ Gabe ♰ [ ADOPT OPEN 👀] @ghastlygabo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've set up a goal just to be fully transparent with where I am rent-wise. I would very much prefer selling this adopt, but if you would like to help in a different way please consider visiting my ko-fi. 💞🙏 All support goes directly to bills and food, thank you!! ❤️ ko-fi.com/ghastlygabo/...
October Bills

0% of $300 Goal

I have most of the funds for this month's bills but I am still short and there is not much time left to make up the difference.

Please consider looking at my current adopt if you would like, or any small support you can offer. I appreciate it so greatly!

Current Adopt: https://bsky.app/profile/ghastlygabo.bsky.social/post/3mwgrh5yqgc2f
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Sketch @sketch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hi #hi
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Pumpkin Spice Dracula Enthusiast @kmfao.latinsky.app · 03/10/2026
Jeremy culhane as tucker carlson on Saturday night live's weekend update.
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heathen !! ➡️TFCON ORLANDO @heathenish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
deadlock looks really cool but unfortunately i am ethically against mobas
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Cunt Fagula 🔞 @onlyfaniels.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nemesis is like, destined to die tragically in every iteration they exist in and squeex just havent made the expansion in ffxiv they're going to die in yet. Also because i stopped playing the game 2 years ago
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Cunt Fagula 🔞 @onlyfaniels.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stay tuned for tbe Nemesis Shrike appearance in Resident Evil 10. We also changed his name to Nicholas or something idk
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Cunt Fagula 🔞 @onlyfaniels.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And the remaining playable character holds his dying body while he gives them some piece of crucial information to help them defeat Umbrella or whatever
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Cunt Fagula 🔞 @onlyfaniels.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nemesis would fit into the resident evil series as one of the two playable characters who ends up being a double agent for Umbrella & betraying the other playable character at the end of the 2nd act in a dramatic cutscene and then later you have to fight his fucked up virus monster form and kill him
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fynn 🍏 @lordwaffles.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
thiollier … Nyquil’s strongest soldier #eldenring
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driftingsea RL200 @driftingsea.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
ティエリエ & エオシン/ thiollier and eosyn
a series of sketches depicting the player character and thiollier navigating the fissure depthsan illustration of thiollier, mask broken, the cavity filled with dark liquid from which purple lillies bloom.an illustration of two people embracingan illustration depicting the event where thiollier invades the player character's world.
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🌜Sara Kipin🌛 🔜 LBX Table #629 @sarakipin.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Thiollier 💤 #eldenring #shadowoftheerdtree
Thiollier sitting on a rock covered in flowersThiollier portraits
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Cunt Fagula 🔞 @onlyfaniels.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AJSNDKFK?
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Cunt Fagula 🔞 @onlyfaniels.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I swear to god all packers are like, either too hard or too big and just make it look like you've got a perma-boner. I just want something small and flaccid
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NESbot @nesbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
YouTuber and MinnMax Host Jacob Geller accused of sexual abuse www.resetera.com/threads/16...
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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
(driving through a lot of fog) haha this is just like silent hill (i see a representation of my biggest error in life tailgating me) oh fuck
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Cunt Fagula 🔞 @onlyfaniels.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You (pointing directly at you) need to watch Scavenger's Reign. ALSO Common Side Effects. now. Non negotiable
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Sommer Animation @sommeranimation.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Another wonderful #Vyper #Animation from yours truly. You’re welcome I love you. #deadlock
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Cunt Fagula 🔞 @onlyfaniels.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
??? Intriguing
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MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
WHICH ONE WILL IT BE, 30-YEAR-OLD FURRY ARTIST??? #shitpost
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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