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Emeline @onlyemeline.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

It's crazy how we want so much diversity in dog breeds that we have to buy special food for each one, but when it comes to people, less is more

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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter. They graded it. Bwahahaha.

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Emeline @onlyemeline.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Every single time that Duolingo owl pops up and says "wubby," I feel this itch to set something on fire.

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 21/02/2025

Canadians are now referring to the United States as the 11th province

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Emeline @onlyemeline.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

This child I grew just criticized my eating grass when I was about 7. My child, we did not have the internet or even Nintendo. We did not fear the grass. We grew up touching it.

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 19/02/2025

Donald Trump is a clear and present danger to the entire free world.

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Emeline @onlyemeline.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Okay, but what if we just pretend he doesn't exist until he completely loses it and does whatever it is we're stressing over thinking he might do? At least the waiting would be over.

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Elon Musk is a terrible president!

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Emeline @onlyemeline.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

I'm starting to fear cutting bell peppers.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.

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Lewis Kamb @lewiskamb.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

CDC source: “We just had word that all our fellows and post doc staff are laid off effective immediately. The famous Epidemic Intelligence Service, aka the Disease Detectives, is no more. That’s 1260 staff. They are calling this ‘Phase 1’.”

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Emeline @onlyemeline.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

I think I was going for a "Let them eat cake" feel, but this is how my journaling ended last night.

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Emeline @onlyemeline.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Wait. I swear I missed this question on a test in junior high. If THEY don't know, then how do they know I was wrong?! I'm mildly concerned about which flags are about to be thrown up down this rabbit hole, but if Nero could fiddle...

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Emeline @onlyemeline.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

If I tried either of these things after the last two weeks, I might actually snap

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Emeline @onlyemeline.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

#USProtests #protest #DeportElon #HumanRights Not the biggest crowd I've seen, but there were more inside. On a freezing, windy day with an ice storm moving in, and in a red state, it wasn't a bad turnout. Plenty of people drove by cheering and honking, too. We will be heard.

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Emeline @onlyemeline.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

I need both of these to happen ASAP

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Emeline @onlyemeline.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Maybe this will be the phone call my therapist has me practice with today.

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Congress? Hello—federal workers here. We are struggling to fight all of this on our own.

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Emeline @onlyemeline.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

The thing I keep telling myself is that there's nothing being done because the people who can do something need the people in denial to see just how bad things can get, or they'll never believe he's the monster.

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Epic Maps @locations.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Mexico has a chance to do the funniest thing right now

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Emeline @onlyemeline.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Never, even in the wildest depths of my overachieving imagination, did I expect "condom bombs" on this year's bingo card.

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Emeline @onlyemeline.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Tell me you're a proud racist without TELLING me you're a proud racist

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Emeline @onlyemeline.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

It's happened. One of THOSE moments. The fabled "role reversal" epiphany, in all its glorious splendor. My grown child just came to hush me for talking too loudly about dumb stuff while they were trying to make a YouTube video. I don't think the response was exactly what they expected😂😂😂

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Emeline @onlyemeline.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

No, thanks. I'm happy to be on the side Dolly is on.

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Emeline @onlyemeline.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

My 9 y/o just passed through the dimly lit room after his bath with his hair dripping and clothes stuck to his skin. There are 3 towels in that bathroom. Guess how many were dry.

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Emeline @onlyemeline.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

I only have three kids, but it's why I look at things the way I do. That, and reading "The Beast" by Óscar Martínez.

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Emeline @onlyemeline.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

New bling for my ride. No one can say they weren't warned.

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Emeline @onlyemeline.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

I'm really not keen on bear traps.

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Emeline @onlyemeline.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

This is what happens when you attempt to shape a man who was born a follower into a leader.

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Victoria aka Blaze @burrddoh.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Whoever made this..🥂 The sheer number of men it pissed off without me saying a word..gold 🤣

Meme: Gulf of Mexico map re-titled “Gulf of Fragile Masculinity”

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Emeline @onlyemeline.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

To settle a question on how flammable wool is, I did a little experiment. *Disclaimer* Any resemblance to any persons living or dead is purely coincidental

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Emeline @onlyemeline.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Can I say I hope the inauguration goes just like the SpaceX launch, or is that speech too free?

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Emeline @onlyemeline.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

I think I need multiple Spotify accounts for my different moods because when it start playing random songs it thinks I might like, it's a very unexpected ride. I don't have other personalities, but moods...

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Emeline @onlyemeline.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

If you think this isn't part of a bigger plan, you're not even trying to pay attention. I have to consider if #TikTok is worth keeping an account on after this. It feels icky.

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Emeline @onlyemeline.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Never in my life has an article of clothing spoken to me like this. I feel SEEN

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Emeline @onlyemeline.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

I love Les Mis, but this is the kind of revolution I want. Remember, Music Town was orange, too. #DamnTheMan #SaveTheEmpire

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DAMN THE MAN SAVE THE EMPIRE

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

To all of those who have asked, I will not be acknowledging the Inauguration on January 20th.

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Emeline @onlyemeline.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

I have every intention of enjoying this weekend, blissfully baked, listening to 90's dance hits, and pretending the world isn't in flames. Might burn some effigies. Who knows.

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Emeline @onlyemeline.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

I'm in a weary, weighty mood lately. Tonight, I'm going to attempt a reset by popping a special watermelon gummy and watching "The Neverending Story". I'll either find strength or sob some of this out over Artax. I can't carry it all anymore.

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Emeline @onlyemeline.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

It needs to warm up a few more degrees so I can make proper snowmen. This cold ruins the packing quality.

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