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I think I can repurpose this for AI now. Good job, whomever blew through the Claude budget for the month.

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"I have to kill you so I can keep being a nanny, because it's not about me--it's about the noble profession of nannying!" The Muppet Babies' Nanny would slap the taste right out of this nanny's mouth for that. #TCMParty #TheNanny

As much of a super slow burn as this movie's been: damn, this is kind of a pivot. #TCMParty #TheNanny

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This is a solid twenty-odd years before Lifetime movies came along, so of course Aunt Pen never learned the cardinal rule: never confront someone about a Big Secret somewhere alone where they can KILL YOU. #TCMParty #TheNanny

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At least British Haley Joel Osment is talking to somebody about this completely messed-up situation. #TCMParty #TheNanny

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Number of minutes before we got any sort of psycho in our psychobiddy movie: ~50 #TCMParty #TheNanny

Bill doesn't need this family drama, though. He's got to get back to UNIT and look into that Auton matter. #TCMParty #TheNanny

Joey: "Okay, there's my dad, great, I'm going home and OH BLOODY HELL NOT THAT WOMAN AGAIN." #TCMParty #TheNanny

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Bill, you're dragging us other Bills down. STFU and go have a seat somewhere. #TCMParty #TheNanny

...when, suddenly, a 'Murder, She Wrote' credits sequence broke out. #TCMParty #TheNanny

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This moment of karmic reprisal and stupidity was proudly presented by the all-new 1955 Lincoln Continental. #TCMParty #QueenBee

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Okay, who the hell gave that kid a smoking jacket for Christmas? #TCMParty #QueenBee

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So Eva, on some level way the hell deep down, really just wants to be loved. Or she wants to know she finally won. The crazy part is that either is completely frigging valid in 2026. #TCMParty #QueenBee

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Well, at least they didn't trip over something before seeing Carol's body in that relatively well-lit stable. #TCMParty #QueenBee

Damn. One Joan Crawford freakout and Jennifer's going from zero to kinda-jonesing-for-her-in-law mildly warm mess in about four minutes. #TCMParty #QueenBee

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Honestly, yeah, they're purrrty.

Somewhere, Roger Ailes and Robert Bork's spirits high-five each other over a vat of stolen ambrosia.

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SJSCentralTX @sjscentraltx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Well, hey, Fred Rogers is dead and it's been a minute...

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The couch fucker who admitted to “telling stories [lies]” if it “gets attention” - bringing $$ to the felon running on Republican ticket for US senate. We’re gonna wipe the floor with both of them. Register by Oct 5th to vote. Check registration Make a plan to vote. Vote early October 19-30.

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Okay, now I'm glad I have to go to bed. This has been a really depressing three and a half hours...good, but DAMN. #TCMParty #TheDayTheEarthCaughtFire #SilentRunning

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In the grim future of Earth, Ditch Witch survives. Figures. #TCMParty #SilentRunning

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#SilentRunning giving us gonk droids five years before Star Wars did is so far behind the downer vibe of the movie itself it's not even on radar. #TCMParty

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'Threads.' Snarky as this movie was, you can definitely see a throughline of sorts to THAT. [thirty seconds later] Shut up, Ben, I was here first. On a techincality! #TheDayTheEarthCaughtFire #TCMParty

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"People only care about the news when it becomes personal." [waves hands] [INFINITE JOKES REDACTED] #TCMParty #TheDayTheEarthCaughtFire

Bill C. @onlyabill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We would also have accepted "This time it's culture war."

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There are only two thoughts bouncing around in my head after seeing #MadamSatan this morning: 1. Screw Bob. 2. I don't think I've ever seen a movie pivot from cheating-husband kinda light comedy to vampy screwball comedy to "Fuck this set in particular, we're a disaster movie now." #TCMParty

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Oh, good job, Martok. Piss off the baking soda volcano again. No glory to your house, you jerk. #TCMParty #CobraWoman

Cobraaaaa oohlalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala! (The preceding joke has been brought to you by Vera West and an entire wardrobe department understanding the assignment.) #TCMParty #CobraWoman

...and in keeping with just about every film of this ilk for a solid thirty-plus years: who the hell introduced heels to the women of Cobra Island, anyway? #TCMParty #CobraWoman

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He kinda is, isn't he? He's barely a big square-jawed plot device. #TCMParty #CobraWoman

Bill C. @onlyabill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Having never seen #CobraWoman before...that dance rated at least two large tents. Maybe a small trailer. Points to Maria Montez's hips for not lying in 1944. #TCMParty

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Hold up. Romney had this in perpetuity, last I knew...did I miss a memo?

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Just a remarkable choice, this headline. No other leader of any other country in the history of the UN would get that headline after giving an address with that quote.

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

FIFA Peace Prize winner

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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 21/09/2026

We're going to see more of these bogus stories trying to rehabilitate the image of DOGE bros who happily did massive damage. The premise of "oh we really thought we were helping" is a lie.

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Bill C. @onlyabill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This. There is no way in hell we can have *this* nice a thing. (That said, if I could choose...Talarico and Goodwin, far and away. Although the RPT would absolutely freak out if they lost their shadow governor. I know what I said.)