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Owen Ellickson

@onlxn.bsky.social
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this again!!

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Owen Ellickson @onlxn.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
good luck in Miami to my second-favorite player of this era. and I love Zach Kram. BIG Zach Kram guy. that said, what the fucking fuck
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Owen Ellickson @onlxn.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
#TheEnglishmanWhoWentUpAHillButCameDownAMountainSoWhite
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Owen Ellickson @onlxn.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
NBA fix: sched stays at 82 but each individual player can only play in 70 of them. teams announce before the season which games they're planning on sitting their stars in (all home games); if ticket prices sink, they sink, we're honest brokers now. 55-game minimum for All-NBA/awards. mandated rest!
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Owen Ellickson @onlxn.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
somewhere deep -- down below where I let people see -- I miss the Acrostic
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Owen Ellickson @onlxn.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Seth Partnow EXONERATED, buy/read The Midrange Theory
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Owen Ellickson @onlxn.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
when you're a boy you think Kermit deserves better, when you become a man you realize Piggy deserves better
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Owen Ellickson @onlxn.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
"Jimmy Butler isn't cutting it for the Warriors... the non-Steph minutes are a disaster" smart people just making shit up, you mfs are gonna make me come out of retirement
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Owen Ellickson @onlxn.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
really recommend seeing Weapons w/ my mom
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Owen Ellickson @onlxn.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I am 47 today... per tradition I will now clown people I outlived this year ALBERT CAMUS can SUCK it JFK can SUCK it HP LOVECRAFT can SUCK it KOKO THE GORILLA can SUCK it GORDIAN II can SUCK it PIERRE CURIE can SUCK it and ANDRE THE GIANT (teary, deep sighs, finally)... you can SUCK it
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Owen Ellickson @onlxn.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
new Slick Rick album where he bemoans the plight of landlords? you drive a hard bargain, Satan
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Owen Ellickson @onlxn.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
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Owen Ellickson @onlxn.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
career playoff scoring avgs 18.3 - Scotty Pippen Jr 17.5 - Scottie Pippen
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Owen Ellickson @onlxn.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
one time codes be like "844520"
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Owen Ellickson @onlxn.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
new Pixar fake. none of that shit’s true
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