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onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

The year is 2026 and Axios is doing an explainer on “how firing squads work” and “why it matters”.

Yakko looking at an iPad/iPhone looking disappointed/disillusioned

onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Nuts - sold out

Columbo seasons 1-4 dvd set, for $15.99, but Sold out

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onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Dril tweet feb 16, 2017:
“Issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to them”

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onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Image: Krust the clown from the Simpsons with a cigarette in his mouth, absolutely shocked by what he is seeing

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onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Lutz, leaning in close to Frank from 30 Rock, with the text “Blimpie’s.”

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onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Image: Kirk Van Houten from the Simpsons, in shorts and a wife beater, holding a beer, gesturing proudly to his racecar behind him, with a smug and divorced look on his face
Text: My 20 year old son drinks milk and can’t order for himself at restaurants

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onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Elon posting about his kids like:

Image: Simpsons - a mother at itchy & scratchy land gift shop, holding her son Bort’s hand, while replying to a man named Bort, in front of Bart Simpson
Text: My son is also maladjusted

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onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Planning moving a bookshelf of books, like:

Image: Lucille Bluth from arrested development
Text: “They’re made of paper, how much could they weigh Michael? 5LB?

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onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Image: Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force (ATHF)
Text: “You look at him and tell me there’s a God.”

onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Image: Marge, from the Simpsons, looking at a laughably large collection of exotic spices, including novelty “Oregano”
Text: “Eight spices? Oh, some must be doubles.”

onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Planning a Costco run in the midwest like:

Image: Barney from the Simpsons
Text: wife, I’m worried about the ranch supply. After this bottle and the other bottle, there’s only one bottle left.

onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Image: Kirk from the Simpsons showing his racing car bed

onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Image: Ben Wyatt from parks and rec
Text: “I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Actually, it’s gonna bug me if I don’t “

onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Image: Michael Corleone from godfather part 3
Text: “Everytime I think I’m out, they pull me right back in”

onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

For years, I mocked our Canadian neighbors for Ketchup flavored Potato Chips. And now, having tried Golden Sriracha Doritos:

Image: Frank Reynolds from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (IASIP) mid-epiphany of understanding.
Text: I get it now

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onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Image: old luke skywalker from starwars
Text: the sacred texts

onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Image: Kent Brockman from the Simpsons
Text: I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: democracy simply doesn’t work.

onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Image: Dr. Manhattan, observing multiple instances of time at once, from the panel “the year is…” from Watchmen comics

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onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Black cat, outside, on leash

onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Jay Leno’s voice: “Donald Trump’s in the news again, have you seen this?”

Image: Simpsons bus driver tapping a sing
Text: “don’t make me tap the sign”
Second panel is an image of the tweet dated october 2016 “Well, I’d like to see ol Donny Trump wriggle his way out of THIS jam!
*Trump wriggles his way out of the jam easily*
Ah! Well. Nevertheless.”

onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Image: Homer Simpson doing a hunger strike
Text: Dogman is kinda like robocop, but not in a sacrilegious way

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onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

Image: Homer Simpson wearing a monocle, test driving a fancy card
Text: What advantages does this fitness club have over say, a recreational center, whose membership I can also afford?

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onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Image: from billy madison, adam sandler is talking to a kid about video games at lunch, arguing if mortal kombat or donkey kong is better.
Text: Donkey Kong sucks

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onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Image: Kirk Vanhouten from the Simpsons in front of his racecar bed
Text: “my politics are like this electric taxi from google”

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onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Image: Marge Simpson reading a letter
Text: “thanks for the fab coat hanger of yours truly. I hung it in me closet. You’re quite an artist” to be read in Ringo’s star voice.

onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

My life since Jan 20th, 2025

Article screenshot, text: “The whole mess is just further evidence of a complete lack of strategy, planning, or even directions with Trump’s tariffs.”

onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Correct, 9903.01.24 is not on this list. Unless/until there’s another CSMS.

CSMS message

onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Image: simpsons steamed hams
Text: may I see it? No

onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Image: I think you should Leave (ITYSL) car focus group guy
Text: “Oh, my god, he admit it!”

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onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Top image: boxer gearing up for a fight
Top Text: ok ima workout every morning before work
Bottom image: boxer taking a break, tired
Bottom text: damn daylight savings time got hands

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onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

“Huh? Oh, I’m just hanging out with the boys” The boys:

Image: Sam Richardson and Tim Robinson from “I think you should leave”, singing “Friday night”
Text: Friday night

onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Image: kent brockman from the Simpsons, in a newscast, wearing a red suit jacket, green undershirt and blue tie and handkerchief
Text: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Bullying simply works

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onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Text: “referring to the target as genitalia or anus are now considered non-violating and are allowed.” Another policy shift: “referring to the target as genitalia or anus are now considered non-violating and are allowed.” As an example of what is now permissible, Facebook offers up: “Italians are dickheads.”

Image: Silvio Dante from the Sopranos
Text: It’s anti-Italian discrimination

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onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Image: Gil from the Simpsons being audited by the IRS
Text: “Don’t I get a lick? Doesn’t Gil get a lick?”
From one of my favorite episodes, “The Trouble with Trillions”

onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Listening to the new Kendrick Lamar, reincarnated like:

Michigan mentioned meme

onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

When my kid doesn’t want either cap’n crunch, cheerios, or the z-bars and cinnamon toast waffles he insisted I buy for breakfast:

Image: frank (danny devito) from it’s always sunny in Philadelphia (iasip) in a tuxedo, extending his hand with an egg.
Text: can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

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onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

My mood the past few years

Image: old homer simpson
Text: Oh, what a bleak horrible future we live in!

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onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 08/11/2024

Text: americans who elect a racist rapist reality tv star who steals from charities, kills 1m americans, causes a depression and destroys the constitution
Image: I’ll fuckin do it again goofy

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onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 08/11/2024

Mood:

Image: “I’ll do it again” goofy
Text: People from reality tv aren’t qualified to be president.

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onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

Morty from rick and morty hooked up to a machine, eyes closed, smiling like something being beamed into his brain

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onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 24/10/2024

Guy Incognito from the Simpsons

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onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 18/10/2024

Ulysses S Grant historical photo, colorized, as the cover for James Joyce’s “Ulysses”

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onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 18/10/2024

Homer Simpson discussing the Honda Odyssey as the cover for Homer’s Odyssey.

Text: “That minivan had the biggest cup holders”

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onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 18/10/2024

The “End game”, or final chapter

Robert downey Jr as Iron man, (The iron mask is visible but open) as the cover to “the man in the iron mask”

onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 18/10/2024

The sequel

Laura palmer in twin peaks saying “I’ll see you again in 25 years” and Laura palmer again in the twin peaks sequel, after 20 some years
As the cover of the 3 musketeers sequel, “twenty years after”

onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 18/10/2024

Thanks! In the spirit of Halloween candy…

The 3 Musketeers candy as the cover for the novel with the same name

onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 20/09/2024

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #2,235,118, onionbook.bsky.social ‪@onionbook.bsky.social‬, joined on Nov 29, 2023"

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onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 11/09/2024

Image: Simpsons screenshots of hank scorpio questioning Homer Simpson
Text: “by the way homer what’s your least favorite musketeer”
“Aramis”
“Everyone always says that”

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onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 11/09/2024

Image: Simpsons snowball 2 infront of the TV with two dozen greyhounds surrounding the tv
Text: get that musketeer out of the way

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onionbook.bsky.social @onionbook.bsky.social · 11/09/2024

Reading the 3 musketeers books like:

Image: Simpson 3 panel, 1) sideshow bob holding lisa 2) then bart 3) martin in front of the class
Text: 1) “Especially Athos” 2) “But especially Porthos” 3) “What about Aramis? I’m aware of his work.”

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