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The One True Ghoster

@onetrueposter.bsky.social
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Stannis Baratheon's #1 shooter. Lover of the macabre, searcher after horror. Cinephile; Norman Taurog's camera never falters. Stoogeposting. Any/all. 31

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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 6h
Somebody day 2'd a Pokemon Champions Regional with fucking Watchog lmfaooo
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 6h
Diggerscourse had pretty much clinched me going to see it tomorrow but I just learned Emma D'Arcy is in it so that's 110% certainty now
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 7h
Listening to Brothers in Arms and it's such a weird blockbuster. It's like people decided Eric Johnson was gonna be a huge pop star
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 7h
Mark Knopfler invented a way of playing guitar that seemingly only exists on this one song
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 7h
That's the way you do it
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 7h
God but "Money for Nothing" goes ruinously hard.
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 8h
Best I can muster is kind of a Steely Dan esque "nothing but talent" situation only for raw classic rock, not the jazz not the prog just like, rock chops
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 8h
I wouldn't even know how to explain it. They're not part of a trend, unless you count the 80s' vague retro-boomerism which the Dire Straits kinda got folded into even though they don't really sound like most classic rock bands. I have no idea why they blew up that much
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 8h
Dire Straits have one of the strangest places in rock history. Of all the acts who've ever been considered A Really Big Deal both critically and commercially they might be the one you'd sound most insane trying to explain to a zoomer
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 8h
Cameron Winter album might be an all timer if it had like three songs that rocked. Just three. Not even Guns N Roses level rocking. Dire Straits would suffice
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 8h
I suspect you're aware of this, because you interrupt your own mournful moaning with that "God is actually real" business that made me laugh. But still. Cut it down
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 8h
Okay thank Christ this also falls off in the back half, lands on a 7/10 Cameron Winter, ima keep it real with you: I like the moaning. I support the moaning. But you must deploy it more judiciously. You're using it as a crutch.
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 9h
Five tracks in and still good
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The Punisher Emotional Scene
ALT: The Punisher Emotional Scene
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 9h
Kinda has the same vibe as like, the first Springsteen album. Not as playful or expressive but similarly rich, sonically
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 9h
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Kudav2 Worried
ALT: Kudav2 Worried
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 9h
There's a part of me that just kinda finds Cameron Winter's singing enjoyable and a part that feels like I can hear him accessing the exact tone that makes him sound like a maximally offbeat yet tuneful singer-songwriter
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 9h
This was pretty good, back half is diminishing returns tho. 7/10. For my next trick, I'm gonna listen to...that goddamned Caneron Winter album. Gonna be so mad if I like this
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 9h
I would say Scream but I don't much like the first Scream tbh. Ynow the first few Puppet Masters are fun...
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 9h
American Football's schtick seems to be making whole songs out of what would normally be 5 second snatches of Yes songs and adding a lot of plaintive reflection. Ngl I am enjoying it a lot. It makes one Yearn
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 9h
Ohh there's the trumpet
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 9h
Didn't they only have the one record until like this decade when they realized they're basically Nirvana for zoomers somehow and reformed
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 10h
Vibe I'm getting is "Modest Mouse but sleepy and without the twitchiness"
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 10h
Bet these guys like the Grateful Dead
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 10h
Let's listen to fuckin...that American Football album, the 1999 one. That's an album I'm due for an opinion on
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 10h
A band like My Dying Bride, ain't a melody to be found on their stuff. Kinda washes over you as more effective sonic sculpture as a result
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 10h
I've tried to pinpoint why I have trouble grooving with Type O Negative on a vibes-based, ambient music sort of level, and I think the problem is they're just tuneful enough that it feels like they oughta be more so
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 10h
I feel like this is the fourth time I've tried to find this album Not Boring. I can be very stubborn about stuff I want to like. It eventually worked for TOOL. However,,,
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 11h
Type O Negative one of the only gothic metal bands that's actually full on gothic metal instead a chimerical mix of doom & alternative metal. I think this keeps me slightly at arm's length tbh. Needs more doom
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 11h
October Rust by Type O Negative youtu.be/9lqy1iYh25k?...
youtu.be
TYPE O NEGATIVE - Love You To Death (Live at Wacken)
YouTube video by Nuclear Blast Records
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 11h
Big titty pathologically shy and insecure girl obsessed with manifestly undeserving main character of reality? There should be a class action lawsuit
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 11h
Hinata Hyuga one of the most evil fictional characters ever created. The feminism equivalent to getting kicked in the head by a donkey when you're a 13 year old boy
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 12h
"I dislike nu metal, it is angry and unpleasant and has bad vibes" acceptable "nu metal is intrinsically evil and creates rape particles if not stamped out wherever it may lurk" well no
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 12h
People say the most reductive bullshit about nu metal. Gen Xers love shining the flashlight under their face when they talk about it
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 13h
You can get away with pretty much any music take so long as you say one of your favorite albums is The Ascension by Glenn Branca. Oh, the Eagles better than Pere Ubu? Add some Glenn Branca and you're not a tacky buffoon, you're a maverick, you're a renaissance man
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 13h
This is why it's important i hate 21st century indie so much, so that it's evident I have my own inscrutable yet coherent standards. All part of the plan
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 14h
Aim low, sail high
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 16h
I'm not very ambitious
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 16h
My main goal in life is to have such eclectic and wide-ranging taste in music that it's impossible to call me a tasteless pleb even though I'm ride or die for REO Speedwagon
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 16h
Stuff like H&O and like "Easy Lover", the stuff that's like yacht rock adjacent but not really, your yacht soul. Simply some of the best music of the 80s
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 16h
"I Can't Go For That" by Hall & Oates. Nothing but talent
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The short film Return to Glennascaul starring Orson Welles, which was nominated for an Oscar in the 50s, lifts its premise uncredited from Oliver Onions' oft-anthologized "The Cigarette Case". I wonder how many people have noticed this. Only someone of my particular talents would
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
God it's so crazy to see Unfiltered Cruise. It's like looking into the Ark of the Covenant
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I could still kinda believe it is in fact just Gay simply because if Tom Cruise were a gay suppressor he would be the most Excellent and Efficient gay suppressor of all time. He would successfully find a way to avoid having a gay thought for twenty years.
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cards on the table if I'm laying money on a speculation I'm going with "Some variety of nonoffending pedophile who credits that 'nonoffending' bit to the glory of Scientology". That would be the explanation that'd make it all click into place for me.
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tom Cruise is like an entire simulacrum of a human being created to avoid grappling with his own interiority. A fully externalized existence, all surfaces.
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tom Cruise is so weird it'd almost be anticlimactic if it were just Gay. Like there's gotta be more to it. John Travolta is what the gay suppressor looks like. Weird but, yknow, explicable.
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Everybody has speculation about what The Deal Is with Tom Cruise rattling around their head. Gay? Knows where the bodies are buried? Helped bury them? Pedophile? And I think it'd be funny if he dies and Scientology falls off more and more but we never actually learn anything, he remains an enigma
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tom Cruise appeared in my dreams last night to reprimand me for not seeing Digger opening weekend so I might try to catch Digger in the next few days. I'm sorry I'm not doing enough to support The Movies
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Don't Let It End" by Styx came on at the grocery store, a fortuitous omen
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The One True Ghoster @onetrueposter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"He's So Shy" by the Pointer Sisters, one of the best "What a Fool Believes"-likes
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