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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"Schu just farted". She's still there. #Caturday

A WhatsApp screenshot featuring a photo of two cats trapping a person on a bed, paired with text messages detailing the funny situation. In the photo, a fluffy grey-and-white tabby cat sits heavily in the foreground, while a second cat is nestled further up between the person's legs. The chat history reads: "I shouldn't have laid down x", followed by "Actually laughed out loud x", "They'll go again and return in equal numbers x" (referring to the two cats from the previous message), "Schu has farted x", and "I can't believe you're still there x."

Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Happy Caturday! My sister has had a very long day. Just got home, pyjamas on, quick lie down before dinner... #CatsOfBluesky

Two cats lie in a straight line down a person's tummy and pajama-clad legs on a white bed. The small girl cat in the foreground closest to the camera has grey, black, and white tabby patches, while her larger brother further down the legs toward the feet has an orange and white coat.

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Mad Nads trying to claim to Krish (@channel4news.bsky.social) that Reform has done nothing wrong is beyond hilarious. As is the alt text Gemini generated for me. Check it out 🤣 Peak cringe.

A Channel 4 News broadcast on a television screen showing politician Nadine Dorries speaking live from a Reform UK Conference floor, with attendees walking behind her. She wears a cream blazer, looks tense while answering questions from the studio, and clutches at her necklace.

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Just in case there's any confusion. Also, #CuntFrogface should totally be a thing.

A side-by-side comparison meme layout. On the left is British politician Nigel Farage smiling, labeled with an offensive name play: "CUNT FROGFACE". On the right is the satirical political candidate Count Binface, who wears a silver, bin-shaped helmet, labeled with his correct name: "COUNT BINFACE".

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Does anybody know what the website (on the laptop) is? Pretty sure it's free, and I found it on BSky... #F1

A laptop in the foreground displays a detailed F1 live telemetry dashboard with data and a track map of the Qatar Grand Prix. In the background, a large television screen shows the live race broadcast of an F1 car on a brightly lit track.

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

"Leftist Agenda". Urgh. The Daily Heil has gone Full MAGA.

A front-page newspaper mockup of the Daily Mail, dated July 21, 2026. The headline reads, "Let's pray he knows what he's doing..." next to a large photograph of UK politician Andy Burnham looking down with his hands pressed together in prayer in front of 10 Downing Street. A sub-headline critiques his fictional first day as Prime Minister, mentioning political changes, tax hikes, and cabinet appointments.

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

"Arguing with a bin" This may be what Reeves is remembered for. Absolutely brilliant. International folk: Nigel Farage has been caught in multiple lies. He's stood down as MP to avoid scrutiny. To ensure scrutiny, all other parties aren't playing. Apart from @countbinface.bsky.social

A political graphic from Metro featuring a portrait of Chancellor Rachel Reeves. Superimposed text over her blue suit jacket reads: "It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better. But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him." Large quotation marks are featured in the background.

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I read that Trump is cancelling all funding for renewables. Meanwhile, in the UK where he says we're weak because we won't drill more... Within a few years we won't need gas AT ALL on a sunny day with a breeze. Graphic taken from the amazing grid.iamkate.com #GretaWasRight

A dark-mode digital dashboard showing electricity generation data on July 6 at 14:59. On the left is a colorful donut chart showing 31.3 gigawatts of generation. The breakdown on the right shows 73.6% renewables (mostly solar and wind), 10.8% other sources (nuclear), 7% fossil fuels (gas), 11.9% interconnectors, and -3.3% storage.

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Awkward. Just to complicate things, this is my house at the moment.

A backlit Mexican flag glows from an upstairs window of a traditional Welsh stone house.

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I've got 50% Welsh blood, lived in Wales for 8 years, but was born in England. So I get to support England in the World Cup. ... unless they lose 😇 #WorldCup #ENGDRC

An image of the England and Wales flags combined. The England flag is to the left, to the right is the Welsh flag, with the dragon leaving deep gouges as if it has scratched the English flag.

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Well if she was against those things, she wouldn't be a Dem. She can say she's a different kind all she likes. I asked Google to summarise. It doesn't contradict what I read earlier when I first boarded.

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Here, both of you. Check out my sister's pretty pussy.

A small female tabby and white cat rests contentedly, gazing upward with wide, adoring eyes.

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

"I told her she has to move but now she's blackmailing me with cuteness"

The same cat, now turned round, looking.up adoringly at her mummy.

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Me: Why have you got a blanket in this heat?! Sister: So The Schu can lie on me. Fair enough. The Schu looks proper sparked!

A small tabby and white female cat is fast asleep on a person's lap, deeply relaxed with both front legs fully extended across a purple blanket.

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

By "ropey start", do you not mean "cringeworthy first year or so"? Genuinely baffled. For a long, long time, she seemed incapable of debate. Relying on attack lines, and tired tropes. Missing obvious opportunities and even knock out blows on a worryingly regular basis. @rentouljohn.bsky.social

Screenshot of email I received from Rentoul.

He states: "Kemi Badenoch is getting good at this. She is already one of the best parliamentary performers that I have seen, after a ropey start."

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Meanwhile, in today's Faily Express, apparently Brexit isn't hard enough... Do we actually know what The Will Of The People is and/or was?

Front page of the Daily Express dated June 23, 2026, featuring a "proper Brexit" campaign graphic projected onto the White Cliffs of Dover.

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

No hypocrisy from The Daily Heil. None at all. Burnham is doomed. Truss was our saviour. Nothing to see here. As you were. #KingInTheNorth

Front page of the Daily Mail newspaper from Tuesday, September 6, 2022. The main headline reads, "Cometh the hour, cometh the woman..." beneath a large, smiling photograph of Liz Truss wearing a purple dress. Additional headlines mention Harry and Meghan being booed in Manchester, and Truss's upcoming plans regarding energy bills, taxes, and the NHS.

A Daily Mail front page from June 2026 features a photo of Andy Burnham with the bold headline, "'MESSIAH' WITHOUT A MANDATE." The accompanying article details his upcoming installment as Prime Minister following Keir Starmer's resignation, criticizing it as the "feeblest mandate in British political history."

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

10 years on, The Will Of The People is to rejoin. Unless they're rich and don't want their finances scrutinised. Or they read The Faily Express 😉 #Brexit #DailyExpress #Rejoin

A front page of the Daily Express newspaper dated June 23, 2026. The headline, "GIVE US A PROPER BREXIT," is superimposed over an image of the White Cliffs of Dover. Text at the top references the 10th anniversary of the Brexit vote, the resignation of Keir Starmer, and a political shift toward Andy Burnham.

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

A video demonstrating the cacophony of fan noise.

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

800 thread all round. Bedside fan on max, rigged a second one kinda above; it's 25°c I'm glad I sleep alone. Or try to... ugh. (I usually have a fan on for tinnitus, I like the white noise!) #HeatWaveUK #GretaWasRight

A central heating thermostat thingy showing nearly 25°c. It sits atop a silvery grey sateen pillowcase.

A bedside fan sits next to a lamp. It is blowing directly at the top of the bed from the left at head height.

A usb/rechargeable fan, suspended from a clothes hanger on the black iron frame. It's on medium speed, and is pointed to the head/upper body. In the direct foreground is the thermometer thermostat thing.

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Why not? While this shit didn't start on Oct 7th, Hamas turned a shitty status quo into genocide. Let's ask a Christian American-Palestinian for her thoughts eh? Oh wait, the IDF shot her in the head and then best up her coffin bearers.

An individual holds a memorial poster for Shireen Abu Akleh, a Palestinian-American journalist who lived from 1971 to 2022. The poster features her portrait in a "PRESS" vest against a backdrop of the Palestinian flag. Other protesters nearby hold similar images in a somber tribute.

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

The amount of blocked posts in this conversation is depressing. BSky is supposed to be better than that. We're supposed to be better than that. This isn't Twitter (where Musk is currently whipping up racial hatred in the UK btw).

A blank and white photo of several people either covering their mouths, or somebody covering theirs.

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

When you're stood right outside your house chatting to your neighbour and you check for a tracking update... I guess my postie has mastered the art of invisibility! #RoyalMail

A screenshot of of the Royal Mail app. It says delivery was attempted at 17:12 but there was no answer.

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I see his wife broke out the "It's actually a Buddhist symbol for peace" bollocks. Tedious. They probably think they sound clever. Patting themselves on the back. Would like to know what the letters underneath are.

A close up of a white man's right forearm, showing a small swastika with some text (unclear) below.

It is rotated at a 45-degree angle (tilted diagonally). It is starkly stylized with right-facing arms. Just like the Nazi symbol.

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

The account posting this seems very argumentative and even aggressive. @shelbylove.bsky.social

A post from chbarts, telling people (incorrectly) that user Shelby Love is a "follow farmer" despite it being obvious that's not the case.

Post reads:

@chbarts.bsky.social

Follow farmer to block:
@shelbylove.bsky.social~

7:19 AM Jun 2, 2026

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

People who ignore the "+ ALT" button and the extremely clear message when posting an image should be shot at by a posse of blind people. If you can't be bothered, at least have AI do it for you. Disclaimer: I don't actually advocate murder #accessibility #wcag #StopBeingLazy

A screenshot of me posting an image of two blindfolded Roblox figures firing guns.

Underneath is the prominent message to users that Alt text describes images for blind and low vision users.

The point of this image is that it's hard to ignore BSky's requests for alt text.

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Meanwhile in the UK, man who helped break Britain says he'll fix it, but won't say what is broken or how he'll fix it.

Nigel Farage stood at a podium at a Reform event. The podium and large banner behind read, "Britain is broken. Reform will fix it".

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Consolation for Norris is his view for the Russel v Antonelli battle. Great race this. Oh.... Well I wish I hadn't started writing this 😭 #CanadianGP

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Happy #Caturday "No mummy, you have to stay in bed until the other one wakes up and we have a fight for no reason at all.... and then we go and sit in the bath"

A tabby-and-white cat is lying on a bed, looking ridiculously content and slightly drowsy at the camera. In the background, an orange-and-white cat is asleep, adding to the cozy scene.

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

If you look closely, you can see Mika. He thinks he's Predator!

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

If we can shoot down Iranian drones, we can shoot down Russian drones. Just saying. #SlavaUkraini #FuckPutin

Screenshot of BBC News.

A grey Typhoon jet takes off in the UK, with a grey sky.

Headline reads: RAF jets have taken out two more drones, says Healey

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Israel is a terrorist state. Netanyahu is a mad man. #FuckTheIDF #FreeLebanon

A destroyed building with people standing near the rubble after an Israeli strike

Text: Lebanon says nearly 400 killed in Israeli strikes as US urges Iranians to 'stay at home'

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

I've been a Green for decades btw and was active in Manchester Greens for ages. I love Hannah Spencer tbc 💚 I was the only Green candidate to finish behind the UKIP candidate in the 2018 council election 😭

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Lebanon isn't in Israel. Israel has no authority to tell anybody there what to do. Estimated 309 Lebanese dead this week.

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Didn't Trump claim they'd destroyed Iran's nuclear threat in 2025? I'm no fan of the Iranian regime at all, but this smells like "The US and Israel and blowing the shit out of Iran because they want to and nobody will stop them". Many civilian casualties now 😢 #FuckTrump #FuckNetanyahu #FuckThis

BBC News frontpage.

Photo: Smoke billowing in Tehran from air strikes.

Headline: Trump demands Iran's 'unconditional surrender' as Israel says it hit leadership bunker 'with 50 jets'

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

I bet plenty of these cosplay clowns would have loved being in the SS. This is the closest they'll get. At this point, ICE should just rename themselves "Der Schutzstaffel" and own it.

ICE agents wearing SS and Swastika badges (AI generated)

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Apparently Mika was charging around and skidded to a stop, staying still in this position for a while. He was bothered by a tiny bug on a stick, which seems to have offended him. What a normal boy. #CatsOfBlueSky

A smallish white-with-ginger tom. He's in a peculiar pose, staring indignantly at a bug on the end of a branch.

AI Generated long description:

The cat is in a reclined position, sitting upright but leaning far back with its limbs splayed in the grass.
Pose Description
Reclined Posture: The cat is sitting up, but its torso is angled backward towards the ground, not lying flat on its back.
Splayed Limbs: All four legs are stretched out wide into the grass around it, suggesting a state of extreme relaxation.
Upward Gaze: Its head is tilted back, and its eyes are directed upwards, possibly watching a stick or just enjoying the sun.

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

This is fake news. Radical leftist fake news because you need to lie about the amazing job Trump is doing for America. A lot of people are saying there's never been a more successful president.

A cartoon of Trump close up. Finger raised as he shouts, spraying spit.

Large caption underneath reads: FAKE PRESIDENT

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

I really wanted this to be true. Nowt on Google. Y'all should make it true. It'd be hilarious.

An image generated by ChatGPT. A small family of "Jewish looking people" huddle, frightened, in a dark and dusty attic. They are surrounded by Trump and MAGA material, with a US flag prominent on the left.

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Max would never do anything so reckless. Don't be daft!

Max Verstappen's Red Bull, literally sat on top of Lewis Hamilton's Mercedes, on track, as they both drive dirty.

Full story: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2021/sep/12/halo-saved-my-life-says-lewis-hamilton-after-verstappen-crash-at-italian-gp

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

This is Michael Schumacher. Genuinely, she burrows under her mummy's blankie, face towards the fire. Front arms (legs?) stretched out when she's super asleep. I love her so much ❤️ Her brother is Mika Hakkinen. Their mother is into Formula 1. #cats #catsofbluesky

The image shows a little tabby and white cat, sleeping soundly under a dark, starry blanket.
She appears to be in a very comfortable and relaxed position, with her front paws crossed under her chin, as a pillow.
It is resting on a colorful, textured blanket with shades of orange, red, and purple.
The scene suggests a cozy, lazy afternoon or evening moment.
The cat's position has been humorously referred to as "downward cat" or "scumfy" (a portmanteau of "scrummy" and "comfy"). Her head is facing towards a roaring fire (out of shot).

Same cat. The Schu is in a relaxed, prone position with her front paws extended forward on the lower blanket (towards the fire), and she is partially covered by the blue blanket (with stars and moons) above her back.

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

😂💀 GOAT? Jajajajaja!!!

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

He'll eat anything. He thinks he's people. Favourites include hummus and whatever is on a human plate. #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky

The cat is sitting on a blanket and looking down at a tray of food.
The orange and white cat is positioned on a blue, star-patterned blanket, with a wood-burning stove visible in the background. In the foreground, two metal bowls filled with Indian-style dishes, such as a vegetable curry or stir-fry, are present, and the cat appears to be observing the meal.

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Happy #Caturday His name is Mika Hakkinen. He knows he's gorgeous.

The image features an orange and white cat lying on carpeted stairs. He's a fluffy short hair. He's looking inquisitively at the camera, lounging with one arm hanging down.

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

In case y'all don't know, Ephraim Mirvis, chief UK Rabbi (and buddy of Boris Johnson), has a long history of kind of reverse-antisemitism. Mirvis told the UK that Corbyn loves terrorists and hates Jews. Resolutely right-wing. Of COURSE he's going to influence the UK jewry against "The Left".

Ephraim Mirvis and Boris Johnson in Israel, David Cameron behind them.

Ephraim Mirvis and Boris Johnson at a party(?) sharing a laugh.

Ephraim Mirvis and Boris Johnson pictured together, smiling at the camera.

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Naulus Madley @onepablo.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

It's a farce. Remember when Boris Johnson got his good buddy, the UK Chief Rabbi, to tell UK Jews that Corbyn was LITERALLY a threat to UK Jews. That UK Jews would be assaulted and even killed if Corbyn won? To me, that's weaponised reverse-antisemitism.

A photo of ephraim mirvis and boris johnson, smiling at the camera. They're outside on a cool but sunny day.

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