iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

if you see me at market days this weekend pls call an ambulance as i’ve likely sustained a very serious head injury

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

anyone know where i can get one of those portraits that will age for me?

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

whichever etsy witch cursed me to spill oil on any new shirt i wear, i need you to know it’s working and i resent it

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

i hated that workout but at least i made it to the gym through the wildfire smoke

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

took today off to recover from my vacation and cannot decide whether to rot or Get Shit Done and literally no one’s life is harder than mine rn

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

been in ptown for less than 24 hours and have already run into so many people from back home (my boston roots are showing)

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

there are so many reflective surfaces in this hotel room which is a problem

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

marie curie is in retrograde or something

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

guess whose disco nap turned into 12 hours of sleep

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

idk if it’s the heat or the long weekend but this week has truly felt like 8 months long

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

sweatmaxxing on leg day on the hottest day of the year

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

my eyes are up here 👁️🫦👁️

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

presenting to the leadership team about my office/goals in an hour and definitely not nervous lol why would you even say that

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

unstructured days like today are dangerous because i’m one peer pressure away from poor decision making

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

days when i can sleep in: awake at 3:30 days i have to be in the office: sleeps until 8:30

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

when a guy says “i’ve wanted to do that for so long” after kissing you: 🫠🫠🫠🫠

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

same but i vacillate widely between “this is fine” and “oh god who am i?!”

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

if i do, i will become everyone else’s problem.

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

rufus actually! last minute ticket

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

it’s my birthday, i’ve had two (2) martinis, AMA

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

the membership comes with free joint pain!

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

the face of a man grappling with his mortality (turning 41)

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

it’s so nice of andersonville to throw a whole streetfest this weekend for my birthday

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

you ever excited about a text or message that you wait to open it like a christmas present or are you normal?

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

one thing about me is i’m gonna scowl in a thirst trap

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

thanks, chat. now we wait 4-6 business days for delivery.

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

where are you guys buying underwear? ya boy needs a refresh.

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

listen to the end of this song and tell me you honestly don’t hear “all beef patties”

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

one time i saw jon wearing camo pants and flip flops so i bought camo pants and flip flops

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

not to be dramatic but i would literally give my life just to hold your 🤭

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

this can’t possibly be true because omg like I’m your number one fan

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

meeting another bird nerd at gay camping: “so you’re over 40 too, huh?”

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

i’m one slight inconvenience away from a meltdown

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

thinking of you during this difficult time

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

will go out only if i can be carried around weekend at bernie’s style all night

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

middle school field trip location unlocked

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

idk. i’ve watched this three times, so i think it’s certainly something 🫠🫠

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

not to have a childlike sense of whimsy on main, but i took a video of a wild bunny eating a leaf today, so i get it

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