iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

if you see me at market days this weekend pls call an ambulance as i’ve likely sustained a very serious head injury

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

anyone know where i can get one of those portraits that will age for me?

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

whichever etsy witch cursed me to spill oil on any new shirt i wear, i need you to know it’s working and i resent it

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

i hated that workout but at least i made it to the gym through the wildfire smoke

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

took today off to recover from my vacation and cannot decide whether to rot or Get Shit Done and literally no one’s life is harder than mine rn

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

been in ptown for less than 24 hours and have already run into so many people from back home (my boston roots are showing)

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

there are so many reflective surfaces in this hotel room which is a problem

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

marie curie is in retrograde or something

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

guess whose disco nap turned into 12 hours of sleep

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

idk if it’s the heat or the long weekend but this week has truly felt like 8 months long

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

sweatmaxxing on leg day on the hottest day of the year

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

my eyes are up here 👁️🫦👁️

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

presenting to the leadership team about my office/goals in an hour and definitely not nervous lol why would you even say that

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

unstructured days like today are dangerous because i’m one peer pressure away from poor decision making

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

days when i can sleep in: awake at 3:30 days i have to be in the office: sleeps until 8:30

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

when a guy says “i’ve wanted to do that for so long” after kissing you: 🫠🫠🫠🫠

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

it’s my birthday, i’ve had two (2) martinis, AMA

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

the face of a man grappling with his mortality (turning 41)

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

it’s so nice of andersonville to throw a whole streetfest this weekend for my birthday

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

you ever excited about a text or message that you wait to open it like a christmas present or are you normal?

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

one thing about me is i’m gonna scowl in a thirst trap

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

where are you guys buying underwear? ya boy needs a refresh.

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

listen to the end of this song and tell me you honestly don’t hear “all beef patties”

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

meeting another bird nerd at gay camping: “so you’re over 40 too, huh?”

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

i’m one slight inconvenience away from a meltdown

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

will go out only if i can be carried around weekend at bernie’s style all night

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

it’s so hard seeing someone else live your dream

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

not someone working out right next to me with a “dibs on the ginger” tank on

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

do i check my emails today to know what i’m getting into tomorrow or just wait until i’m on the clock? you know, i think i just answered my own questionz

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

i just need to be naked by a pool stat

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

sometimes you take a picture and think “that’s not what i look like IRL”

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

getting added to a 4:30 meeting with the AVPs is probably something good, right? RIGHT?!

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

uncle says to me “you look the same as you did in college” so maybe family is not so bad after all

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

coming home for the weekend is like my yearly vaccination against thinking i should move back east

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

being on a full flight at 6 AM is crazy. unrelated: i might hate most people?

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

this built-in mirror was not the only reason i bought this condo but was for sure a contributing factor

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

like getting older blows and joint pain whatever but there’s also this

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

having thoughts lately, feels like i need to bring back my Hot Idiot™️ era

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

realizing i need to actually set time aside to achieve my goals instead of just assuming i’m going to find the time. like at this rate, i’ll never be friends with a crow

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

i’ve done so much and it’s only 10:30, so will for sure spiral later if you guys need anything

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

today i bent over and my back cracked sound loud my husband heard it from across the condo so bye forever

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

wtf is a pre-arrival update? my package is pre-delivered? as in not yet here? yea i’m pretty sure i already know.

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👨🏼‍🦰 @onemorechris.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

i’d like to thank my mom for the crippling guilt i feel whenever i call out sick

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