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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 14/09/2026
And where, pray tell, are we going to find one of those? #AI #Trump #ConfounderInChief
Headline reading "Trump says a smart president is all that's needed to rein in A.I."
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 30/08/2026
So, to me this looks like a data error. So, report the data error to #Google under the category "report something else." I told them that it looks like "corrupt data." Because it certainly is corrupt. #LakeOntario #LacOntario Another excuse to avoid releasing the #EpsteinFiles.
A screenshot of Google Maps displaying the label "Lake America" where Lake Ontario should be. Another example of our Pedo President trying to leave his stain on the world while distracting us from the non-release of the Epstein Files.
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 10/08/2026
Today's who-the-hell what-the-hell why-the-hell and who cares story from @nytimes.com . If I have to go look someone up on the ancient B-list section of Wikipedia, it's not front page news.
Some formerly famous person asking too much money for a renovated ranch home thinking that because it belonged to Kim Kardashian last year and she paid over $6 million for it last year she is entitled to $1 million in profits for flipping it. I guess.
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 06/06/2026
Taking so much credit. And deserving every drop of it.
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 23/05/2026
Happy Saturday @getyourfoxyback.bsky.social Foxy! We plan to hang out at home with our Shelties and enjoy some kind of smoked protein after a week of traveling. Hope your shoulder unjams soon!
Fiona honors all who have made the ultimate sacrifice and hopes the nation that benefited from their work comes to its senses soon.
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 22/05/2026
We can all choose to honor the demise of @colbertlateshow.bsky.social in our own way. At our home, it’s Spicy Honey-Lemon Chicken Thighs tonight. #colbertLateShow #foodHeals #makeAmericaLaughAgain
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 05/04/2026
Keep reminding everyone of all the winning that Trump is bringing us. #OrangeMenace #Inflation
A picture of Donald Trump pointing at the rising price of a gallon of fuel with his signature boast “I did that!”
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 04/04/2026
Honored to be a chartered steward of our neighborhood Little Free Library. Check out our little people and bigger people boxes, well stocked for Spring! doolittlefreelibrary.org @littlefreelibrary.bsky.social
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 06/03/2026
And while they think we're not paying attention, scammers in the Philippines are trying to panic us into paying fake fines to a fake web portal. I blame this on #Trump too, for normalizing con-artist behavior in his #TrumpCrimeFamily.
A text bubble falsely claiming that a traffic fine is owed to the "Connecticut Department of Motor Vehicles."
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 26/02/2026
Wonder if their next move is to pull a Dunkin' and take "Bread" out of their branding?
Headline reads "Panera Bread to offer first-ever value menu with items starting at $4.99"
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 23/02/2026
"I love __________ America," said FBI Director Kash Patel. Fill in the blank. #CashPatel #EndlessSummer #TrumpCrimeFamily
A screenshot from The Guardian about Kash Patel at the Olympic Games in Milan, Italy.
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 24/01/2026
They claim they couldn't do separate doppelganger shots because short notice.
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 15/01/2026
Well, CBS News has apparently been reported to Skywatch Blue, which is now labeling links to their stuff as “Fringe Media & Disinfo”…it checks out. #SeeBS
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 10/01/2026
Thank you for continuing to update this list. Ainsley and Fiona, who now have seven legs between them, also love it! #sheltie
Ainsley and Fiona sending holiday greetings, December 2025
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 05/01/2026
Once the national media have digested the very problematic invasion of #Venezuela, they need to turn back to the root cause: whatever is still hidden in the #EpsteinFiles. Huge distraction for #NBC #ABC #CBS #CNN #MSNBC!
Bronze statue of Pres. Donald Trump and financier Jeffrey Epstein holding hands and cavorting in front of the U.S. National Capitol, Washington, D.C. Not for nothing, but Epstein was indicted as a child sex trafficker and inexplicably released, then indicted and arrested again during the first Trump administration. Epstein allegedly committed suicide in the federal detention center in Manhattan, New York after his arrest. His co-conspirator Ghislaine Maxwell has been granted favorable terms for her detention, apparently to ensure her silence about the particulars of Trump’s involvement with the Epstein scandal. Trump himself has gone to Herculean lengths to avoid his own involvement being made public.
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 17/12/2025
Hearst has really been classing up the language in Connecticut. #HearstMediaCT
A screenshot of brass buttons and a headline reading "CT company has been making brass buttons since for more than 200 years
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 17/12/2025
The House GOP now appears to be threatening their base if they don't pony up. I just got this text from one of their lists*. #TrumpCrimeFamily #SqueakerJohnson #BeTheCon *They started sending me spam texts addressed to someone named "Louis" and I was amused.
A screenshot of a SMS text that reads "This silence will cost you, Louis  We will not ask again. Complete your GOP Voter Profile to resolve the problem:" followed by a URL and the signature "—House GOP"
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 03/12/2025
I mean, the photos with the story seriously support your theory. #illtakethisnotheotherone #snapchatrampage
Aftermath of a raccoon rampaging in a liquor store, with smashed bottles on the floor.
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 18/10/2025
Well, congratu-frackin-lations to the @nytimes.com editors. At 6 p.m. EDT they are still advancing "protests coming up" and saying "we focus on content, not the count." And their tone-deaf editorial dept wants to inflame the class wars between #Boomers and #Millennials. Way to read the room.
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 09/10/2025
One of those lovely portal entries where you don't really have to click through to know what's going on. #Ratner clearly is outdoing himself.
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 07/10/2025
And…right behind a new movement the #scams begin. (And if there is an actual organization behind this, and this is your idea of how to raise money, #GoFundYourself.)
A screenshot of a text that asks the breathless question, "Can you donate to get college students pizza on October 18, No Kings Day?"
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 01/10/2025
Well, we'll see how long he can keep this up.
The "other Jimmy" tells jokes and plays games while the 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse look on and carry out their grim work.
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 30/09/2025
Ten minute break from the cascading avalanche of news to note: Yankees. Red Sox. #Playoffs. #BostonSucks. Discuss.
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 24/09/2025
“We celebrate the long-lasting bond between President Donald J. Trump and his ‘closest friend,’ Jeffrey Epstein.” #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
A bronze sculpture featuring Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein holding hands on the National Mall in front of the U.S. Capitol.
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 23/09/2025
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 16/09/2025
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 15/09/2025
To wit:
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 14/09/2025
Wake me when you’ve got what I want. #shelties
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 08/09/2025
One painted blue, the other painted pink. Let's see, who's just had a "gender reveal party" and has been feeling entitled? #sherlock #animals #squirrels #humane
A grey squirrel whose body has been spray-painted pink or red.
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 03/09/2025
I'm not a scorched-earth absolutist. But the case for new Democratic party leadership has only gotten more compelling. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
An airplane has sprayed trailing black smoke in the sky in the form of the words "SURRENDER CHUCK," after the manner of the Wicked Witch in the film "The Wizard of Oz" who sprays the demand "SURRENDER DOROTHY" to the citizens of the Kingdom of Oz.
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 02/09/2025
With everything going on in our country, it’s good to take a moment and reflect on whether you need a slow cooker to make a slow-cooker recipe. Or maybe, “Yummy,” you are in denial and you really do need a slow cooker. #nytimes #recipes #reality #cooking
The screenshot is of comments on a recipe designed for a slow cooker, also known as a “crock-pot.” The comment in question says: “recipes for slow cookers are great if you have one, but I don’t, don’t feel like I need one, and I’d still like to try this soup. Can we get alternate instructions?”
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 01/09/2025
Only if it's paws up with its poor puppy eyes taped shut. (That observation from Fiona, who also has her Halloween costume. )
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 31/08/2025
Well, I think this guy speaks for all of us thinking types.
Meme image of man sitting behind table with mug reading "Charlie Crowder". Table has large poster clipped to front. The poster reads "It is impossible to change anyone's mind on social media. Change my mind."
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 23/08/2025
I hope he finds a safe place to do it from. This fixation on ICEing him out of the US is morally revolting.
"South Park" depiction of DHS secretary and admitted puppy killer Kristi Noem dressed in a costume with the words POLICE, ICE, and an ICE badge on it.
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 17/08/2025
Excellent plan. I made a paint stencil for the new "room" we're adding to our Little Free Library so more folks can find us as school starts up. #LittleFreeLibrary #LiteracyWillSaveUs
Stencil that reads "DooLittleFreeLibrary dot org" and "at DooLittleFreeLibrary" against background silhouette of books.
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 15/08/2025
You mean, like this?
Vladimir Putin depicted with long, flowing brunette hair. Image generated by ChatGPT (for speed)
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 15/08/2025
If you happen to see a post like this: 1. #Costco never filled mifepristone scripts at its pharmacy. 2. The poster is an engagement troll. Taking advantage of #costco reputation for diverse workforce in face of #TacoTrump threats is low but not a surprise. Won't boost with a repost.
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 15/08/2025
Important stuff not to drop this time of year. #canning #pickles #garden
Home canned pickles on pantry shelf. Hamburger dill pickles. Bread and Butter pickles. Dill fresh pack pickles. Sweet relish. Peach Butter.
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 06/08/2025
Mom wants to put me in pajamas. Again.
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 18/07/2025
Spoiler alert: not enough.
New York Times headline: “Trump was diagnosed with chronic venous insufficiency. What is it?”
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 15/07/2025
Sure, Michelle. I’m very interested. I don’t own it, let alone know where it is, but I’m sure you’ll help guide me down that path.
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 13/07/2025
My boss said there was great consternation because GS34 did not offer a themed t-shirt. I must get 2 this week. My Baltimore shirt is wearing out. #UCCSynod
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 04/06/2025
[AI-gen image] I can see why he wants us to understand. He looks so at home among the green screens and hard drives.
This is an AI-generated image of Howard Lutnick surrounded by green screens and hard drives
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 04/06/2025
Steel tariffs went into effect today. Let's see how long they last. #TacoTrump
By the way, this image was generated by OpenAI. It added a title, "Taco Time With Trump," even though I never told it the model image was that of the Occupant.
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 14/05/2025
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 08/05/2025
Interim US Atty Ed Martin's nomination for DC US Atty withdrawn. He always looked like John Heard as Det Makazian on "The Sopranos" … besotted and in way over his head. He was a logical choice for the #TrumpCrimeFamily.
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 05/05/2025
In case Mar-a-lago drowns, the #TrumpCrimeFamily will always have a home, I guess.
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 23/04/2025
Headlines can kill ya. Thankfully the story itself leads properly with “ONLY 15 percent of young people…” (screenshot from Washington Post) Headline writing itself is either a lost art or an opportunity to mislead. It was ever thus.
Headline text: “Live updates: 15 percent of young people see country on right track under Trump, poll finds”
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 19/04/2025
Lately the #WhiteHouseTrolls have been floating descriptions of #VPTrump as "playing 4-D chess." I just recalled the image they wish their #LoserLeader lived up to. When it's time, get out there and vote, Mackie. #BartletForAmerica #SeeTheWholeBoard
Fictional U.S. President Jed Barlet plays chess with his fictional Communications Director Toby Ziegler. Pres. Barlet is also playing two other games simultaneously, and a third one in his mind with his chess tutor who died heroically 20 years previously.
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MattCT 🦋🇺🇳🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇲🇽🇵🇦🇺🇦🦋 @onelane.org · 19/04/2025
WH social media aide thinks they did something cute/funny. Methinks “evidence” is a more apt label. #VPTrump #EvilMiller
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