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@onehungrypotato.bsky.social
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The most annoyingly wholesome aardwolf. Gay/Ace, leftist, anti-capitalist, Anti-Christian, Anti-American it/its (any/all for friends), 35, professional idiot.

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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Me being a nerd: 8:02. The secure time. 4:43. The other secure time.
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Maybe not Stoat, but you do have to move away from Discord at some point. This is filled with tech bro redemption arc language. It seeks to justify itself while offering no real apology or means of reestablishing trust. It's manipulative up front.
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Discord gave us the gift of AI integration as something that is now integral to the user experience. It's not optional. There is no opt out. There's no notification that AI bots have been installed into your server at all, or that user data is being piped through 3rd party servers.
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
If the belly is friend jail, would a wolverine belly be the Gulo Gulag?
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
It's 1996 and I'm sending you furry porn in an email from my Palm Pilot.
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Your parents: "Finish what's on your plate." Capitalism: *Loads up plate* *Sits down* "I'm full." *throws everything away.*
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
What's your favorite dinosaur?
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
The cataclysmic near miss that was updating the reference of the kilogram from Le Grand K to a more precise reference cannot be understated. The kilogram had literally been decaying atom by atom since 1889, and it was a reference point based on an absolute value, not a precise reference.
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Susan B. Anthony is taught as a champion for woman's rights. A crusader for woman's suffrage. Though what's not spoken of was her vocal opposition to the 15th amendment, and the enfranchisement of blacks and freed slaves. The charitable read: her opposition was wanting equal voting rights.
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I've spend a lot of time thinking about this... I think my pick for worst President in all of US history has to go to Lincoln. Like... everything wrong about today's America can be traced back to his dipshit decisions around handling the Civil War and what came after.
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I want to drop some history I dug up when I studied US history for Black History Month, but I have a question first: Who genuinely doesn't know how bad US history is? And I'm talking about beyond a K-12 reexamination of like... "Yeah I know what I learned was bogus, but I don't know much else."
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
It's so interesting that when Epstein was being investigated for being a financier for child sex trafficking, all of a sudden people stared to care. Never mind the fact that since John Casablancas built his "super model" empire (and dated a 14 year old) and Cindy Crawford was entered into this
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Dinosaur shaped chicken nuggies are shaped after every dinosaur except the dinosaur they're made from. That'd be like making Gorgonopsian shaped nuggies out of people. xD
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Downtown Pittsburgh has gotten really expensive for AC. $601 for the Hampton Inn on Smallman Ave.. that is criminal. I stayed there in 2018 and paid like $200 something a night. Other picks are quite prickly too. Yeesh.
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Fun fact about polecats: They got that name from the French word poule for chicken > pole > polecat. But polecats are not cats. Nowhere close! As members of mustelidae, they are caniform carnivorans. All mustelids have more in common with bears, canines, and vulpines than they do cats!
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
And now for something completely different... So I'm on a quest of phylogenetic pedantry, because of course I am, and in my cross-hairs today are... Raptors. Specifically, what people call raptors. Birds of prey. And it never sat well with me. So now you all get to suffer my nerdom. >:3
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
So I was messing around, testing a security tool and I wanted to test firewall settings. Mind you, I'm on Windows 11, so prepare for a fun ride... The rules are configured to capture Windows event 2003: "Firewall Configuration Changed," and here's where it gets spicy...
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I'm making this as a PSA because I was reminded of the time someone called Spud a "sheppy." Many often say "what's up, wolf?" To set the record straight, no. Aardwolves are no sheppies. In fact, they are the farthest thing from sheppies AND other canids. They all share a common ancestor,
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
You know what I find interesting that's actually interesting? Synapsids diverged from Sauropsids ~320 million years ago and went on to become mammals. So phylogenetically... you were *this* close to being a dinosaur. Or maybe a lizard...
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
You know, what I find really interesting and what I mean by interesting is fucking disgusting... is that from 1972-2026, the age floor for beauty pageants is still 14 years old.
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Trump doesn't begin to understand the absolute shit storm the US military got into because of his little boy tantrum over Venezuela. Venezuela and the border regions have some of the most violent and combat experienced paramilitary groups and gangs. This isn't Iraq 2.0. The insurgency in Iraq
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
The Epstein Files has got to be the biggest, galaxy sized nothing burger the world has seen. Don't get me wrong... I think wealthy pedophiles should pay the price and those they victimized should get to see justice. But dems, repubs, the media, the public are so swept up in this...
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Wtf is The Amazing Digital Circus, and why is my youtube suggested going absolutely n to the 10th power bonkers of carbon copy videos over it? :V
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
If you know, you know.
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
It's happening. I'm designing more characters in my head. ~<~
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Wake up puppy, it's time for your government mandated snuffies. :3
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I do not for a second trust Marjorie Taylor Greene. Even if she's serious about resigning, this changes nothing. She can spare us her crocodile tears about Epstein victims cause all she's doing is cashing in on MAGA. Turning tail and running to safety of a podcast or some shit.
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I still got it.
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
As much as I appreciate people picking up litter, if they enter the street in my direct driving path of travel without looking at the clear and direct hazard, I'm afraid that risks invalidating the noble effort...... 🤔
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Vore take: I hate snakes with "humanoid" stomachs. They have all that noodle. That's where the bulge belongs.
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I've been playing a lot of aggressive queen players in chess. They are my least favorite, and the most annoying type of player, but they come up with really entertaining ways to hang their queen.
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I awrf at thee.
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
For a good long while now I've been in a silent self-identification battle in my own head. For a long time I was satisfied with he/him, then he/they felt fine, but I've been growing more and more dissatisfied as I settled with that. I was thinking fully taking in they/them,
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Remember to give your puppies lots of chew toys. Enrichment is great for healthy development. :3 :3
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Me...? No, no. That's preposterous~ 😏🔪
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Forget prompt injection. Every LLM AI should be trained how to do furry RP.
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
We really are in hell.
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I can't believe I found this when making a video back in 2022..... XD
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speechless (open for comms) @speechless.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Hi everyone, I'm working on finishing my slots quickly, but I also feel like I need to open emergency commissions for next month's rent to continue working on old and new pieces 🙏🐾 Please let me know if you're interested in taking a slot! Thank you all for your patience ❤️❤️
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Something, something, AI or whatever.
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griffin 🔞✨️ @litheomen.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
sticker pack commission for @onehungrypotato.bsky.social of their crocodile/jackal character Abasi 📌 #crocodile #jackal #vore #implieddigestion #skull #bones #sizedifference #furry #furryart #stickers
A collection of stickers of a grey crocodile jackal hybrid character with purple hair. The numbered list corresponds with a left to right reading of the rows. The character's name is Abasi.

1. Abasi giving the viewer a toothy smirk with a sly sparkle.
2. Abasi sneering annoyedly, rolling their eyes.
3. Abasi with a grey 'YCH' character's paws in their open mouth.
4. Abasi having swallowed the 'YCH' character, snapping their jaws shut.
5. Abasi leaning back with a moving, person-shaped bulge in their tail. The bulge is labeled 'YCH'.
6. Abasi sitting with their tail pinning a 'YCH' character beneath it. They look unimpressed.
7. Abasi grinning with a 'YCH' character folded in half in their jaws. The 'YCH' character seems flustered.
8. Abasi belching up a 'YCH' character's skull with onomatopoeia describing the sound.
9. Abasi pressing a 'YCH' character to their chest and belly, grinning down at them.
10. Abasi beckoning the viewer closer, hypnotizing them. Their eyes are hypno-pattered, and a hypnotic aura radiates around them.
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Abasi when they get you. 🎨: @litheomen.bsky.social
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Oh no. I appear to be breaking the law........ Come and get me Cankles McShit Pants.
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I had Tylenol one time and now I'm trainsgender.
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I'll take pictures that are fake as fuck for $1000. Seriously. Look at that. It's grainy af, not to mention, one of these things is not like the others...
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
History has many examples of one person's influence and power being the only thing that holds an empire together. Alexander the Great, Attila the Hun, Gengis Kahn, etc... All of their empires didn't survive after their deaths. Trump is none of these people. He will die, and MAGA will die with him.
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
PSA time: Social engineering is becoming more prolific, aggressive, and more sophisticated. It may be painfully obvious to some, but that isn't the point. In 10,000 messages, all they need is one successful hook. One person that willingly gives away personal data, account information, or worse.
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Hey, this is kinda big and exposes a cybersecurity threat that could target you. If you EVER receive a message that looks like this, IGNORE IT. Report the user to Blue Sky and move on. This is an attempt to socially engineer you into giving up sensitive data about you, your accounts, etc...
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Enriched Uranium sounding rod.
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Hi, I'm Spud! @onehungrypotato.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
My only regret is that I didn't make fun of him more.
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