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@oneeyedwayne.bsky.social
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oneeyedwayne5.bandcamp.com Just a speck of dust here for a nanosecond. How ‘bout yourself?

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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 6h
Prob won’t happen. Trump will show his compassionate side then go and kill someone else
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You could run a Led Zeppelin gig on that
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Could be a simple reshuffle
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Looks like a Maga style lunch box
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think she’s probably trying to appeal more to Piddington Bore
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I used to heat the dart up with a lighter. Now you know why I won
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wouldn’t mind sixpence every time this is used tonight #CelebrityTraitors
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He’s just answering questions
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You sure Toy Story is the right film for that?
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Biggus Dickus
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
London is becoming a go nose zone
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
London is becoming a go nose zone
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Made me feel comfy. Ta
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
To be fair, is sniff tax deductible if it’s needed for work
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ve got some spare loathing if anybody needs a top up
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s the University Challenge neck pass
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That reminds me. Is University Challenge on tonight?
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Land of the flee
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Too kind Sir
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well you wouldn’t want it tasting of his mum would you?
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How much is a Samsung Siphone?
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Who else would you want taking a penalty?
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
STOP THE BATS!!
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
STOP THE BATS!!
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Run with it👍
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
He’ll always be Donny Pardon as far as the Jan 6 rioters are concerned
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Why did the CIA director fly to Russia? To get to the same side
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I managed to get in to local cinema as a 13 year old wearing 3” platforms and my mothers hair extensions. Had to face a Salvation Army unit as well. My 11yo brother never made it
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Looks like it’s beef curtains for American cattle farmers
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It’s beef curtains for the USA
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Where did he bury it?
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Probably the fruitiest part
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
How she resisted pushing him on it only BBC policy knows
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Zack here suggesting we could get all the water companies back in return for Feargal Sharkey. Worth a go I suppose
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Burnham bounce v. Farage bunce
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
👍Half an hour a day staring into the abyss it is then
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If I dimmer the darkness does it get brighter?
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
That’s how space babies are made
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
More like Hiviz Presley
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Never thought a thirst for knowledge could be a swap
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Works for hyenas
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Surprised no one as yet has said this is Dover right now and AI’d Brighton pier in the background
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Or where he cooks old ladies to use in a Melton Mowbray. Baking grans for pie gel 🫤
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Pierce off would have been my headline
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Flamazon
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
After someone mentions the capital of England a loud echo is heard
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Nor did I on second reading🤨
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Thanks. It was there I just tapped it over the line😉
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Steve @oneeyedwayne.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Reform Inaction Sounds honest
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