Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Some days there really is damn near nothing to do at work and I really wish I could convince my brain to use the idle time to write. 020
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I have never even been to the US, but I did it for shits and giggles. Apparently I'm from the west coast. 110
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I think after 6 years I've finally cracked the code, I have finally made the cookies look beautiful. I'm stunned. Look at them. I almost don't wanna eat 'em. 270
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 08/08/2026First batch is done (Yes, they're cooling on top of the washing machine, out kitchen is an egg) My sister said the cookies look like rhodonites. They were supposed to be black with a red filling LMAO These are gray and pink. 460
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Red is one of my top 3 colors so it makes sense, honestly. pantonecolors.net/pantone-birth-chart/ 130
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Verlady catty sex AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH 020
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 26/06/2026New album from Muse and The Pretty Reckless today. Guys, I might ascend. This month has been insane with releases. 210
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I have some paper binder clips and a dream. I don't think I can fuck this up that badly. I think it'll certainly be better than tripping and stepping on them. The old hem was all torn from being too long. 020
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 17/06/2026My brain provided me with Tony/Wrabbit and won't let go. I just think these cuties are quite the concept. 150
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 12/06/2026This thing woke up and chose violence. 100
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy. 130
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 03/06/2026What is happening here? You'll never understand. The things we talk about. @dmbakura.bsky.social 020
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Losing my mind. I was thinking about who could voice Trish in DMCN and I thought Aranea's (FFXV) VA would be a great fit. I forgot who it was so I went looking--turns out she not only voices Eva in the show already, so obviously she would play Trish, but she also voiced Lady before. Sorry guys, but 140
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I saw these yesterday and had to get them. Everywhere I go I see the fuckass color-coded twins. I'm not normal about them, I fear. 270
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 23/05/2026I'm eating this. I hope you know it. Monitor included. 130
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I already wanted to torment Dante in Arius' freak chair. But realizing that the room literally has a voyeur set up with a seat, plants and a coffee table is hysterical. I need to write something with it lmao. (Concept art by Studio Mir btw.) 130
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 19/05/2026In here we celebrate all kinds of love. 040
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 19/05/2026*sits down* Baines x Jester toxic yaoi. It's not gay if Baines can bestow god's redemption through his cock to an Arkham ready to repent. It's not gay if Baines is an easily manipulated fanatic that Arkham can steer in his quest for more power. Arius is the third in this relationship btw. 010
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Vergil: I will scowl in every universe. The brothers eveeerrrrrr 42611
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 14/05/2026DMC fans owe me money for enduring their shit at this point. 030
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Listen, DMCN is bad. And this is coming from someone who likes it, but people are being very stupid about their dislike of it. People misinterpreting shit the show literally spells out because it is allergic to 'show don't tell', and still people don't get it and say the show is slandering. 210
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 12/05/2026The time has come and so have I or whatever. Last time I reviewed it after I watched in full, but I'm feeling like commenting live. So mute this if you don't want spoilers, or save if you wanna see me watch a car crash live lol. 131
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I had to crawl out of bed at the time I usually go to sleep for a job interview, and while the make up looks great I sure look dead inside. On another note, I think I could pull off Leon Belmont with this hair. If I cosplayed, that is lol 6100
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 10/05/2026The rain has been really rough on the power lines because it's the third time it has gone down and all I want to do is work on this commission bro. 230
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I know it's a cheeky reference to the franchise RE birthed. But it still stings when caopcom continues to ignore DMC while doing whatever it is they're doing with RE. Because the second half of RE9 sucks balls okay. I'm salty because I love both franchises but the company is ass at handling them. 110
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I'm mentally unwell. I need you all to understand no one hates dmcn more than me for how it snatched my brain. But also, since they refuse to provide the lyrics for See U in Hell... I think I got most of it. I'm in pain thinking about the twins. My Shaylaaaaas. 151
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I'm happy to report that the homoerotic sword penetration is alive and well. 180
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 05/05/2026It's the 2000s and My Immortal is inescapable. Casey making a theme for Lady!!!!!!! I'm afraid this fuckass show is made for me as my personal hell. I love that hate it that I love it. 270
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Made some pasta with shrimp and cheese sauce for dinner yesterday. Not the best picture but I was hungry and sick, so that's what my patience allowed for. 2442
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Hear me out: Tseng. I may not be currently running my mouth about ff7, but trust me, it's a sleeper agent on my brain. 060
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Grape Flu. Not to be confused with grapefruit. 120
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Vanilla extract and garlic are the same thing. 020
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 22/04/2026DMCN really feels like this. But the worse part is that it tickles my brain in just the right way and I cannot look away from it. It's like fast food, you know it's trash but you eat it anyway. 140
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 21/04/2026He was really entertained by this fallen branch. 140
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I made a goofy little friend last night. This guy purred until he almost fell asleep on me, and then a bike woke him up and we played a little. The urge to take him home was pretty high. 260
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 16/04/2026I thought I was too early, but Victor/Zeno has nearly double the fics. Listen, I know m/f isn't fandom's favourite tea but some ships just write themselves 😩 110
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 14/04/2026The dmc shop kitchen after the twins move in together. 120
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 05/04/2026This is what you're subjected to if you're my friend. Only normal conversations. 050
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 01/04/2026They shared some cute April's fools art for the idiots. I'm winning with the bunny ears tiara on Dante LMAO I wrote something similar in an RP. The power of prophecy or whatever. 051
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Dante's kicking it with his legs, that truck is now an oversized cat toy. Wrabbit and Mary might be a little in love with one goofy half-devil boy. 132
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 28/03/2026I heard people say that purple was good for brown eyes, and yeah, I see it. The camera doesn't though. 390
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Same energy, but Wrabbit is thrilled about it. 030
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Fifteen rounds of interviews and tests, only to get an email saying "We appreciate the time you dedicated thus far, but you don't have the skills we need." I'm too anxious for a life of crime, and too self-conscious/not hot enough for porn, something's gotta give. 130
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 25/03/2026This is my kind of thing, lets go. 550
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I discovered that black pasta is a thing, and like a good goth I had to buy it at least once. 250
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 17/03/2026It's been a few shit days so I gotta pull this one out of the drawer. 021
Sel's Writing Misadventures @onebrainsel.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I think I should share my new pfp in a big size. No, you do not get any context. Yes, that's exactly what it looks like. I'm not an artist, but the power of a tablet, a pen, and the right softwares is getting to my head. 030