The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Focaccia pizza with mushroom cream sauce, sauteed shiitakes and roasted maitakes, bacon, and Parmigiano and pecorino cheese. One of my favourite recent creations! 71073
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 18/09/2026ngl.link/fruitybear Home alone tonight, keep me companyngl.linkAnonymous messages!Anonymous messages! 230
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 17/09/2026So I'm being really cool about it and not making a big deal irl, but I'm going to brag and accept accolades here - I've been nominated for both Educator of the Year and Citizen of the Year in my town and I'm feeling very special lately. Here's me looking chuffed! 231991
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 08/09/2026A little #mcm from the last swim of summer, and also the colour version because I look good in colour 1330914
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 07/09/2026So I'm a high school teacher, and I've come to understand that tiktok promotes content to people near you first. I tried turning off all the location and contact info and everything sync, but still was getting material from people near me. So I've taken my cooking stuff down, sorry folks. 61000
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Good news: good haircut Bad news: it's a back to school haircut 133452
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Post a picture of you from another era 📸 (In this case, the Victorian era) 4370
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 01/09/2026One last #tummytuesday from the gym before my freedom ends and school resumes 91782
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Latest episode of Fruity Bear Kitchen is ready - let's make pumpkin chocolate chip cookies! 71304
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Can you believe that Mark's, the only big guy store within 2h drive from me, only has 3xl shirts in slim fit stretch fabric? At least they had cute pants. 91481
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Fruity Bear Kitchen episode 3 has landed - sweetcorn and blueberry pie. People on tiktok seem to like it, so let's keep it going! Anyone have big ideas for projects using Concord grapes? 41123
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Highly recommend setting up your house so that you can play games from the tub. 51501
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Whoops, had to cut off the last 10 seconds that actually showed the pie. Adding a pic in the comments! Either way, cooking tiktok #2 has landed. The first one got 2750 likes and 1300 followers, wtf 61092
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 17/08/2026#mcm as ongoing proof of maintaining a gym habit 21182
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Now every day is monochrome in my bedroom, but only Mondays in my bathtub. So much painting, maybe finally complete! 21182
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 10/08/202610 non-horror movies to get to know me: O Brother, Where Art Thou? Clue Kung Fu Hustle The Court Jester Everything Everywhere All at Once Spirited Away Lord of the Rings (counts as one movie) Hairspray Airplane! Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail 1120
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Ah, the halfway stage of painting, when everything looks bad 82133
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Working on another cooking video, stay tuned! 71472
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I'm famously inept at anything using tools, but that didn't stop me from rebuilding the deck today, and I'm very proud of myself. And also tired. 101512
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Checked tiktok after forgetting about it for a week and that video with the plum bars has 800 likes?? Maybe time to get back to the kitchen! 1250
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 22/07/2026vt.tiktok.com/ZSXptm8nR/ So here's a first try at a cooking video. Never really made or edited videos before and feel like maybe this is a mess and I look a mess, so be gentle!vt.tiktok.comTikTok - Make Your Day 2130
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 21/07/2026A #tummytuesday treat, some outtakes from the first cooking video I'm trying. Yellow plum bars! 530413
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Proof of gym (best viewed while listening to Big Boy by Viagra Boys) 11431
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 19/07/2026So if I were to start doing reels/tiktoks cooking dressed like this, would people actually want to see them? 121774
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 15/07/2026guess I'd better beef up if it's the apocalypse 41350
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 15/07/2026No filter, this is the sky as I'm at the gym today. So glad my government is building more pipelines instead of pursuing climate policies. Stay inside, don't breathe, close your eyes and think of pipelines, that's all the help we get. 51200
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 14/07/2026You'd think I'd learn about the sun eventually, right? 92649
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I have officially defeated the huge pile of dirt, only 34 wheelbarrow loads dispersed around the yard 71853
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 07/07/2026First gym in months did not kill me immediately 112424
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 03/07/2026A 4 cubic foot wheelbarrow may be too small for this job 2810
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 03/07/2026How I dress to LARP Stardew Valley (picking cherries and trimming trees around my property) 91581
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Somehow find myself as the MC for the next town over's Canada Day party today, quickly expanding my dominion as the most handsome and charismatic. Soon all of rural Ontario will fall under my domain.static.klipy.comLion King: Mufasa and Simba SunsetALT: Lion King: Mufasa and Simba Sunset 1310
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 30/06/2026AC repair guy came this morning, and kept coming in to ask questions while I built a flat pack dresser and got sweatier and less dressed every time he looked. House was 30C by the time he got it running again, and I was in just basketball shorts and a thick coat of sweaty fur 🥵 131730
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Just survived a genuine horror movie scenario: the dental hygienist grew up with my mom 61800
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Air conditioner is broken on the first real hot day of the year, guess I'll spend the whole time here under the ceiling fan 111731
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Summer break has begun, catch me here like this for 2 months 61282
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Last Tuesday at work for 2 months, better make it tummy 81585
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Got some new shirts delivered, what do we think? Big hairy bear in loose knits - hot AF, obviously, but appropriate for daily wear? 161371
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 22/06/2026#mcm, one more week of school before summer break when I move to the hammock for good 41311
The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 19/06/2026What colour was he, exactly? (dyed my hair and moustache blue, very pleased with myself) 4710