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The Fruity Bear

@onbeario.bsky.social
2.8K followers 833 following 698 posts

Canadian bi bear here to see the sights, maybe share some. Not a gainer, just fat 🤷‍♂️ No blank profiles, please!

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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rock Band would have been #10!
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy Fat Bear Week to those who celebrate
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Focaccia pizza with mushroom cream sauce, sauteed shiitakes and roasted maitakes, bacon, and Parmigiano and pecorino cheese. One of my favourite recent creations!
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ngl.link/fruitybear Home alone tonight, keep me company
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Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So I'm being really cool about it and not making a big deal irl, but I'm going to brag and accept accolades here - I've been nominated for both Educator of the Year and Citizen of the Year in my town and I'm feeling very special lately. Here's me looking chuffed!
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A little #mcm from the last swim of summer, and also the colour version because I look good in colour
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So I'm a high school teacher, and I've come to understand that tiktok promotes content to people near you first. I tried turning off all the location and contact info and everything sync, but still was getting material from people near me. So I've taken my cooking stuff down, sorry folks.
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Good news: good haircut Bad news: it's a back to school haircut
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Post a picture of you from another era 📸 (In this case, the Victorian era)
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
One last #tummytuesday from the gym before my freedom ends and school resumes
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Latest episode of Fruity Bear Kitchen is ready - let's make pumpkin chocolate chip cookies!
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Can you believe that Mark's, the only big guy store within 2h drive from me, only has 3xl shirts in slim fit stretch fabric? At least they had cute pants.
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Fruity Bear Kitchen episode 3 has landed - sweetcorn and blueberry pie. People on tiktok seem to like it, so let's keep it going! Anyone have big ideas for projects using Concord grapes?
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sweaty Swednesday, if you will
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Highly recommend setting up your house so that you can play games from the tub.
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Whoops, had to cut off the last 10 seconds that actually showed the pie. Adding a pic in the comments! Either way, cooking tiktok #2 has landed. The first one got 2750 likes and 1300 followers, wtf
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Yard work for #tummytuesday!
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
#mcm as ongoing proof of maintaining a gym habit
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Two levels of #tummytuesday
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Now every day is monochrome in my bedroom, but only Mondays in my bathtub. So much painting, maybe finally complete!
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
10 non-horror movies to get to know me: O Brother, Where Art Thou? Clue Kung Fu Hustle The Court Jester Everything Everywhere All at Once Spirited Away Lord of the Rings (counts as one movie) Hairspray Airplane! Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ah, the halfway stage of painting, when everything looks bad
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Working on another cooking video, stay tuned!
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I'm famously inept at anything using tools, but that didn't stop me from rebuilding the deck today, and I'm very proud of myself. And also tired.
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Checked tiktok after forgetting about it for a week and that video with the plum bars has 800 likes?? Maybe time to get back to the kitchen!
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Anyone wanna wrestle?
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
A good #fursday to you and yours
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
vt.tiktok.com/ZSXptm8nR/ So here's a first try at a cooking video. Never really made or edited videos before and feel like maybe this is a mess and I look a mess, so be gentle!
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
A #tummytuesday treat, some outtakes from the first cooking video I'm trying. Yellow plum bars!
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Proof of gym (best viewed while listening to Big Boy by Viagra Boys)
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
So if I were to start doing reels/tiktoks cooking dressed like this, would people actually want to see them?
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Give this guy some birthday love!
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Business idea: gym with no kids I teach
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
guess I'd better beef up if it's the apocalypse
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
No filter, this is the sky as I'm at the gym today. So glad my government is building more pipelines instead of pursuing climate policies. Stay inside, don't breathe, close your eyes and think of pipelines, that's all the help we get.
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
You'd think I'd learn about the sun eventually, right?
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I have officially defeated the huge pile of dirt, only 34 wheelbarrow loads dispersed around the yard
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
First gym in months did not kill me immediately
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
A 4 cubic foot wheelbarrow may be too small for this job
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
How I dress to LARP Stardew Valley (picking cherries and trimming trees around my property)
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Somehow find myself as the MC for the next town over's Canada Day party today, quickly expanding my dominion as the most handsome and charismatic. Soon all of rural Ontario will fall under my domain.
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Lion King: Mufasa and Simba Sunset
ALT: Lion King: Mufasa and Simba Sunset
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
AC repair guy came this morning, and kept coming in to ask questions while I built a flat pack dresser and got sweatier and less dressed every time he looked. House was 30C by the time he got it running again, and I was in just basketball shorts and a thick coat of sweaty fur 🥵
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Just survived a genuine horror movie scenario: the dental hygienist grew up with my mom
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Air conditioner is broken on the first real hot day of the year, guess I'll spend the whole time here under the ceiling fan
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Summer break has begun, catch me here like this for 2 months
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Last Tuesday at work for 2 months, better make it tummy
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Got some new shirts delivered, what do we think? Big hairy bear in loose knits - hot AF, obviously, but appropriate for daily wear?
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
#mcm, one more week of school before summer break when I move to the hammock for good
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
category is: small town pride parade
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The Fruity Bear @onbeario.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
What colour was he, exactly? (dyed my hair and moustache blue, very pleased with myself)
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