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Nick Decker

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The Kenny G of drinking. [he/him/his]

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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 15h
Christ almighty, she’ll barely be a better governor than Pawlenty. BARELY.
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 19h
What is “the game in play”? What are its rules? What are the intended actions to take to undermine the game? We know the system’s bad, and you can work within or without. I offered a way to work within. What do you suggest be done to oppose DHS’ existence? This isn’t sarcasm, I want to hear options.
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 19h
When I made this request, I was hoping you would cite examples you would like to see that circumvent the established process but also provide positive change. Helping victims of the administration escape is a worthy process, but it doesn’t affect, directly or indirectly, the system already here.
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 20h
Please lead the way.
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 20h
Hey, uh, we gotta affix an “Abolish the Department of Homeland Security” plank to the DNC platform, and it needs to happen now.
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 21h
If it was a real investigation, agents would have searched her Minnesota office and home at the same time. But DHS isn’t performing a real investigation.
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I can’t think of another head coach who looks like he’s just following the game on the Jumbotron quite like Kellen Moore.
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This better be Carlson’s last game. Bring back the Irishman.
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Drew Brees has been a pretty awful color commentator, but at least he didn’t go into politics.
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So much for the vaunted “Staley Defense.” Get this guy gone and start over during the bye.
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The only way to eat is by chewing.
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dexter remmick’s head melted by phasers, which was aired in syndicated primetime in fucking 1988
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I do not consider SPEAK AND SPELL to be a Depeche Mode album, but a Vince Clarke album with support from three musicians who will soon form Depeche Mode.
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Actual footage of me watching a tracking page for the last ten days: youtu.be/db-K-aGLeOo?...
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brainiac: "i just want some pants. a decent pair of pants!"
YouTube video by RahRah's Hit Posts (RahRahsHitPosts)
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
After last Sunday, the Saints need all the divine intervention they can get.
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sure sure but what if he just takes it easy until after the bye…
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The long Minnesotan nightmare is over.
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just as bad as naming Arwen’s grandfather “Teleporno”.
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don’t care that you stuck an accent mark on it, JRR Tolkien. You can’t name your coastal city of elves “Tuna.”
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh word the nyt list doesn’t include WOLF’S RAIN, GITS: STAND ALONE COMPLEX, MORIBITO, or GURREN LAGANN? you can miss me with that shit
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I knew this movie was going to be godawful when the teaser trailer was just a montage of every other film Tom Cruise was in. variety.com/2026/film/ne...
variety.com
‘Digger’ First Reactions Split Over Tom Cruise’s ‘Baffling,’ ‘Unpleasant’ and ‘Brave’ New Movie: ‘The Divide on This Is Going to Be Wide’
Tom Cruise's first non-action star vehicle in nearly a decade is confounding members of the film press in divisive first reactions.
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Our pilot’s a penguin! … And he’s been drinking!”
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey Minnesota, go vote. I just did.
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’d ask where he learned about Maine lobster specifically, but it may be my fault making him listen to Billy Joel in the car.
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My third-grade son made some… interesting addendums to my grocery list:
does he want me to live-boil it in the kitchen? cause i’ll murder that ocean cockroach with no hesitation
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Eli Manning, frustrated with his shitty performance during a high school game, body-checked a sophomore girl on our dance team as he stormed off field when our marching band lined up for a halftime show. I have no doubts that this shit is pervasive all through the Manning family.
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Been thinking about getting a new tattoo…
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Would you say the precursor to this trend is Bagley & Bendis… er… “enmilfening” Aunt May all the way back to Ultimate Spider-Man in 2000? They obviously saw how AMERICAN PIE stirred up something in the post-‘90s American male and rode that early wave.
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I was wrong to ever doubt him.
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Real tired of seeing this every time I look at my phone:
T. Shough throws an incomplete pass.
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
He could fix me.
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Dan, I'm not a Republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I Awooed seven minutes ago.
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
And you can’t play ads asking about shoes being on other feet because Southern White Supremacist Culture only reads that as an explicit promise that a Democrat in the White House would fuck them next hurricane season. Which they inferred Biden would do anyway in 2024!
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A large portion of those states would! This is true. But the larger portion of people, SOUTHERN WHITE PEOPLE, take comfort in knowing that Democrats and non-whites get to suffer while they do not.
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hey *you* try making the sun set at the foot of Canal Street!
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Tim Curry Says SPACE!
Alt: Tim Curry Says SPACE!
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Name your favorite Disney princess (wrong answers only)
static.klipy.com
Aliens Film: Newt vs. Alien Queen
Alt: i’d take either as the answer, frankly
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I won’t quote or reply to Jamelle Bouie because I generally respect his opinions, but the Duran Duran GREATEST compilation is terrible, with massacred versions of “Ordinary World” and “Serious.” And I’m not against radio edits in general! If you want a great Duran Duran compilation, just get DECADE!
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Once again proving Fitzgerald’s “no second acts” wrong.
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I just learned that the song in the last panel is real and I listened to it and I am worse off for it.
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The woman most responsible for introducing Barack Obama to the world is Jeri Ryan.
John Browns body @ainteefa44.bsky.social • 3h
Oprah unleashed some truly horrendous people on us.
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Karen J@ungoody2shoes.bsky.social • 1h
BUT she did introduce me to Obama
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
That was him?!
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I dunno Betsy, if you think about it, it *must* be “Higher Love.”
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hey Richard, this is really weird! Yesterday your post promoting primary candidates had incorrect accounts listed for them, yet today it seems you got the DFL’s handle correct! Well, I hope it’s because you learned something, and not… another thing.
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
okay so wait is dobby alive or no
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
What’s galling about this, and what speaks positively of Peggy Flanagan’s tenacity, is that she shouldn’t *need* to earn their trust if they hadn’t been so aggressively misled by their preferred candidate!
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hi, comms person for Richard? You may want to delete, edit and repost this direct copy/paste from Twitter because none of the endorsed candidates’ accounts are formatted correctly.
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
kinda disheartening to see the dfl chair just copypastes his posts from the everything app over to here because 1)you’re wasting your time over there and 2)you’ve fucked up the formatting for the candidates usernames so great job richard
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hey, this kind of campaign strategy is what won her two terms as President of the United States, so who are we to judge.
centrists gonna centrist
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Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Eleven days ago I watched a film with Tom Holland, Zendaya, Jon Bernthal, and Robert Pattinson. Last night I watched a film with Tom Holland, Zendaya, Jon Bernthal, and Florence Pugh. In three months I will watch a film with Zendaya, Florence Pugh, and Robert Pattinson.
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