Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 6hChrist almighty, she’ll barely be a better governor than Pawlenty. BARELY. 0120
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 12hHey, uh, we gotta affix an “Abolish the Department of Homeland Security” plank to the DNC platform, and it needs to happen now. 1264
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 12hIf it was a real investigation, agents would have searched her Minnesota office and home at the same time. But DHS isn’t performing a real investigation. 061
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I can’t think of another head coach who looks like he’s just following the game on the Jumbotron quite like Kellen Moore. 010
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026This better be Carlson’s last game. Bring back the Irishman. 000
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Drew Brees has been a pretty awful color commentator, but at least he didn’t go into politics. 000
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026So much for the vaunted “Staley Defense.” Get this guy gone and start over during the bye. 000
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Actual footage of me watching a tracking page for the last ten days: youtu.be/db-K-aGLeOo?...youtu.bebrainiac: "i just want some pants. a decent pair of pants!"YouTube video by RahRah's Hit Posts (RahRahsHitPosts) 000
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sure sure but what if he just takes it easy until after the bye… 100
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I don’t care that you stuck an accent mark on it, JRR Tolkien. You can’t name your coastal city of elves “Tuna.” 110
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026oh word the nyt list doesn’t include WOLF’S RAIN, GITS: STAND ALONE COMPLEX, MORIBITO, or GURREN LAGANN? you can miss me with that shit 000
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I knew this movie was going to be godawful when the teaser trailer was just a montage of every other film Tom Cruise was in. variety.com/2026/film/ne...variety.com‘Digger’ First Reactions Split Over Tom Cruise’s ‘Baffling,’ ‘Unpleasant’ and ‘Brave’ New Movie: ‘The Divide on This Is Going to Be Wide’Tom Cruise's first non-action star vehicle in nearly a decade is confounding members of the film press in divisive first reactions. 000
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My third-grade son made some… interesting addendums to my grocery list: 160
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Eli Manning, frustrated with his shitty performance during a high school game, body-checked a sophomore girl on our dance team as he stormed off field when our marching band lined up for a halftime show. I have no doubts that this shit is pervasive all through the Manning family. 040
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Real tired of seeing this every time I look at my phone: 010
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026A large portion of those states would! This is true. But the larger portion of people, SOUTHERN WHITE PEOPLE, take comfort in knowing that Democrats and non-whites get to suffer while they do not. 100
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026static.klipy.comTim Curry Says SPACE!Alt: Tim Curry Says SPACE! 020
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Name your favorite Disney princess (wrong answers only)static.klipy.comAliens Film: Newt vs. Alien QueenAlt: i’d take either as the answer, frankly 010
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I won’t quote or reply to Jamelle Bouie because I generally respect his opinions, but the Duran Duran GREATEST compilation is terrible, with massacred versions of “Ordinary World” and “Serious.” And I’m not against radio edits in general! If you want a great Duran Duran compilation, just get DECADE! 030
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I just learned that the song in the last panel is real and I listened to it and I am worse off for it. 020
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The woman most responsible for introducing Barack Obama to the world is Jeri Ryan. 000
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Hey Richard, this is really weird! Yesterday your post promoting primary candidates had incorrect accounts listed for them, yet today it seems you got the DFL’s handle correct! Well, I hope it’s because you learned something, and not… another thing. 072
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026What’s galling about this, and what speaks positively of Peggy Flanagan’s tenacity, is that she shouldn’t *need* to earn their trust if they hadn’t been so aggressively misled by their preferred candidate! 1403
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 11/08/2026kinda disheartening to see the dfl chair just copypastes his posts from the everything app over to here because 1)you’re wasting your time over there and 2)you’ve fucked up the formatting for the candidates usernames so great job richard 061
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Hey, this kind of campaign strategy is what won her two terms as President of the United States, so who are we to judge. 090
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Eleven days ago I watched a film with Tom Holland, Zendaya, Jon Bernthal, and Robert Pattinson. Last night I watched a film with Tom Holland, Zendaya, Jon Bernthal, and Florence Pugh. In three months I will watch a film with Zendaya, Florence Pugh, and Robert Pattinson. 020
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026So I just watched BRAND NEW DAY, and this may be a controversial statement, but: ACAB includes Spider-Man. 000
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026My high school quiz bowl team won a tournament in Venice. The sole public school ran K-12 and the Gulf of Mexico was a stone’s throw away. 020
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 28/07/2026This is just to say I have decreed the pleasure-dome that was in Xanadu and which you were probably dreaming of sinuous rills Forgive me it was stately so measureless and so sunless 100
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Someone find out if David Wellstone stopped by the morgue to ask the Hortmans for their endorsement. 010
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 26/07/2026In positive regards to the DFL Senate race: If you have ever met or been lucky to know Peggy, you know she only wants to support you in a genuine and completely non-transactional fashion that is a rarity in modern politics. 062
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I’ve said it before, which is why it sucks to keep having to say it: FUCK OFF INTO OBSCURITY ANGIE CRAIG 0101
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I’ll only consider the NEUROMANCER TV show a success if we get COUNT ZERO as season 2. 110
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Thirty-two years later and Edwyn Collins “A Girl Like You” remains the gold standard for testing whether your speakers are in stereo. 120
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Nothing like the dissonant sensation of sitting in cafe area of a kids birthday party bounce facility and hearing the opening whistling of the worst song Sting has ever written. 020
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I can’t believe the baseball star I mapped all my political beliefs onto would debase himself like this! 000
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026oh word, the guy who wrote a book in which the defining heroic act of a group of 10-year-olds is to have an orgy doesn’t believe credible accusations of assault? 010
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026This is that fun semantic game where once we learn he never regained consciousness, they’ll all claim they said they spoke *to* McConnell, and they could just feel his presence in the room acknowledging them. 151
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 03/07/2026at what point will the 100 emoji become recognized as a white-supremacist symbol 100
Nick Decker @onanrulz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I won’t respond to a shitty astroturfed centrist account, but I will tell you that my parents, who have lived in southeast Louisiana all their lives, always get the shrimp at Culver’s when they visit. 120
