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Omnithea

@omnithea.bsky.social
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An endless font of bad ideas. Middest of takes. Free of bangers. He/his/him

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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So I assume Swanboy put the hat on her head and Noel grabbed the pic.
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@bransonreese.bsky.social Swanboy's alt?
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wokka wokka
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So Rona gets a hot panda girlfriend at the end of this, right?
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
By a hotdog?
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
*sniff* Hell yeah brother.
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Truly caught the spirit of a child with Sebastian. In his first appearance a vacant stare. Now a look of wonder. Zero physical changes. We've just learned to love that kid.
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hell Yeah Brother
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Useless navel-gazing bullshit at best.
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Money? I thought you were paying us?
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Need a Dogpile formula. Dogpile index. Dogpile differential.
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
That thing at the bottom left is the UPC.
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Was briefly confused as to Swanboy's glowing review of Sebastian, but then I remembered he's basically done two things: (1). traumatized Swanboy musically (2.) killed a man in his service
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The latest album by DaN Dolo(s)
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
That sound that the weapon vending machine makes in BioShock when dispensing an item.
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Has anybody checked for a fucking pulse, yet? He's a turtle. It'll be slow.
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
New Bankai just dropped
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A?
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Safeword!
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
So wait. Is Swan Boy using a Shadow Jutsu or Oneiromancy?
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Rabbit Starvation set to -1.
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Tardigrade
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Wh-what?
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Hungry Boy is just hungry for authenticity.
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Crystal you beautiful person.
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
He's terribly pretentious and yet you know exactly what you're getting with him. If you stick around it's entirely your fault. Break him, Crystal. Spiritually or sexually. Dealer's choice.
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
@bransonreese.bsky.social x.com/i/status/207...
x.com
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Scromiting. Shiccups. Sneizures.
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
bsky.app/profile/biga...
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Oh double fuck you.
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Writing "Gullible" on my ceiling as an elaborate bit.
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
@dresdencodak.com Do you own a copy of the Blade Runner Souvenir magazine?
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Tis what tis.
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
@bransonreese.bsky.social 🃏+🐝=💥?
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
You can find Chattermax hidden under the sink in the Bluey videogame.
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
@kdotink.bsky.social the cottonwood is particularly magical this year
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
@bransonreese.bsky.social Is Noel being dramatic or is he having trouble swallowing after the surgery? I need to know the right amount of contempt he deserves.
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Every successful creator should release each project under a new pseudonym that isn't revealed until the project is complete. Imagine the devastation a second Gooseworx series could do to the unprepared.
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Big Tent until you're no longer ringmaster, clown.
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Moderate my nuts.
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Bolt out of the Sacre Bleau
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
A meat obelisk would hit really hard right about now.
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Naw. That's where you get made INTO pudding.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/06/2026
Never mind then, it's too late for the paypal to bank transfer to come in before Monday. Although... a quick Etsy spree would still do me a solid. ;) standplaatskrakow.etsy.com
standplaatskrakow.etsy.com
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
@bransonreese.bsky.social I just noticed she's wearing headphones. This is truly a bespoke nightmare.
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Ah. Right. I need a corkboard and some yarn.
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Omnithea @omnithea.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
@bransonreese.bsky.social Wait. Did Noel buy a premium membership without having ever been to a Hooters? Does he do this with every establishment?
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