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@omerta22.bsky.social
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i was a punk before you were a punk

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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Call Sleepy Joe Biden and tell him to stop shitting in my pants.”
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[fElon probably:] My hump, my hump My hump, my hump, my hump My hump, my hump, my hump My lovely little lumps, check it out!
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mitch is the only vegetable that the USDA/FDA won’t recall.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A 70yr old FRED ASTAIRE — that's SEVENTY — gets his stylish groove on at the 1970 Academy Awards.
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Monty Python Life Of Brian: Welease Woger!
ALT: Monty Python Life Of Brian: Welease Woger!
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’ve been dying to watch that documentary but, even with VPN, it’s not available in Mexico yet. So I must wait, which sucks because I loathe waiting.
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I know that but he seems to be yearning for genpop so I reckon they should just let him go there.
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I know right?! Which reminds me…I forgot to post my equally as good Burning Man song!
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This tweet felt like a sad country song so I turned it into one. Yeehaw!
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I remember reading that his creepy lawyer posts tweets for him.
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My what big ears Trump has!
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The colour of those chairs is divine.
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If I emailed you, people would say we’re in love.
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Vintage Woman in Floral Dress
ALT: Vintage Woman in Floral Dress
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
😎
Album cover featuring Houthis & The Blowfish (Trump)
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Aryna’s my favorite player. I can’t wait to see her win again in the final!
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
À fond la caisse!
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🎶 Sweet Caroline, bum bum bah, Good times times never seemed so good 🎶
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There’s nothing like the thrill of sabrage. You must get it.
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I went to Burning Man many moons ago when it was just a handful of hippies making cool art, burning it and going home. You couldn’t pay me enough to go to the incel techbro hellfest it’s become.
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I heard that Kimbal’s no longer on the BoD but the Burning Man organization aka BOrg is still willing to accept his hefty donations.
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Vamos a la playa! Yay Burning Man!!!
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Who needs a clown power festival when you can snort nanoparticles at home?
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I recently saw a cybertruck occupying two parking spaces at the mall. There was a gaggle of kids laughing at it bc it was so big & ugly. I told them it would be even funnier if they surrounded the vehicle with shopping carts. I don’t know if they followed through but they seemed to love the idea.
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Horny Jail Bonk
ALT: Horny Jail Bonk
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
At least you lived for a year.
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I drew a boy, born in the Iberian Peninsula in 550 BCE.
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I hope Keith Richards is okay.
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I’ve thrown many pieces of toast watching Rocky Horror Picture Show. RIP Tim Curry 💔💔💔
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dammit Janet!
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Sure Jan
ALT: Sure Jan
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Midnight ballerina = stripper
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
She seems more interested in performing than getting the birdseed
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Here’s another performance by the same squirrel.
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This squirrel was a midnight ballerina in a previous life 😃
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Su fantasía es vivir para siempre mientras el mundo arde. El héroe que solo se salva a sí mismo. Esta imagen parpadea durante uno o dos segundos cerca del final del vídeo. Si no prestas mucha atención, te lo perderás. Creo que dice mucho sobre su estado mental sociopático.
In fElon Musk’s drug addled brain, he is the eternal hero who, at the end of the world, only saves himself
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It’s a bad day to have eyes
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I just joined the “Elon Musk is a Sad Little Bitch with No Friends Monument Design Committee” and for only $10, you can too! www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/elonhasnofri...
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Who wants to help Cards Against Humanity f*** with Elon Musk?
We got Musk off our land. Let's build a monument to remind him he's a sad little b**** with no friends.
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Vanessa Pensacola made a TikTok with Fergie and Martha Reeves singing the Star Mangled Banner simultaneously hahahaha 😃
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
🎶 AnNNnD tHE RoCkEtS rEd gLarEeeEe 🎶 (A little off key but otherwise it was terrible)
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The only cheap gas Americans are gonna get!
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Is whining about multi-million dollar creepto losses on TikTok a form of humiliation kink?
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Portnoy the short boy should stick to reviewing pizza.
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Anyone else think of that Hamilton song “Cabinet Battle #1” with the line “You don’t have the votes” upon learning that Blanche just got Scaramucci’d?
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The Jimothy theme song’s got a good beat & you can vibe to it
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Kudav2 Worried
Alt: Jay Z vibes to Jimothy song
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I know this image is, most likely, AI generated slop but I don’t care…it’s fawking hilarious! Apparently McBride’s argument that the Taint bros can’t be extradited because the UK charges were politically motivated isn’t going to fly because their crimes were violent. I hope they enjoy prison.
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Calm down push pop
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Alyson Hannigan's Mocking Expression
ALT: Alyson Hannigan's Mocking Expression
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
That perra is a fickle fence sitter. If $tsla was doing well, she’d be kissing fElon’s pasty white a$$.
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
😃
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Prancercise Walking Workout
ALT: Prancercise Walking Workout
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