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Macabre Omelet

@omelet.bsky.social
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I like cats and omelets, but for different reasons. Reasonable Minnesota sports fan.

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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 18h
Did not fully understand what I was getting into with Waiting for Godot. Meryl Streep’s husband from The River Wild was terrific. Incredible voice
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 19h
Had a Glen Powell movie flop. This is weirdly real
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Overheard on Grand Gal: He ate TWO PIZZAS in one sitting Guy: They were small pizzas
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love everything about this. It might be the most 1974 sentence written
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hell yeah, the Gophers keep the little brown jug until at least 2029 due to a weird scheduling quirk (the Big Ten has 27 teams)
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I suppose “Somewhat a fan”? Would that be enough?
F. Murray Abraham
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It would be cool if the Amazing Race visited Saint Paul. Climb the Spruce Tree building with suction cups or complete the Double Nookie Supreme Challenge
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Between killing the Summit Avenue bike lane and harassing cops, the only logical reason Kaohly Her wants to be mayor is the deep love of making the city pay legal bills
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thinking if you wanted to be in a ‘90s music video, you had to be a model. Or a little girl in a bumblebee outfit. But that’s it.
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Was trying to get a sense of how a new light from Home Depot will fit into our living room
An upside/down pendant light that would burn our house down if I could plug it in
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
JJ McCarthy was the starting QB for 33 Scaramuccis.
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Talking on tv is very difficult to do well
sports.yahoo.com
‘Worst Commentator for Years,’ ‘Consistently Has No Clue’ — NFL Fans Rip Jonathan Vilma’s Performance During Fox’s Vikings-Buccaneers Broadcast
Life as an NFL commentator is not easy; anything short of perfection and you are quick to be torn to shreds by fans, as there are always high expectations for the viewing experience. That’s why when a...
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Have a sibling who calls himself a “Libertarian Catholic”. We don’t talk
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
CTRL-F “Joey”
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saw the new Dafoe tonight
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Carter not taking the election seriously until September. Two grocery stores closing within a year. Wealthy homeowners seeing one of their own running
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Friday news dump thread
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
With the Gophers in Washington for a 10pm start time on Saturday and the Vikings on Sunday, they’ll be playing on the same day
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Disney has added “Some Pulp” to my previously “No Pulp” subscription
Tony Soprano upset about some pulp
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Absolutely nuts the Bears aren’t doing a planned QB run every other play
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
HE GOT BIT BY AN ANIMAL AND BECAME THAT ANIMAL
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’ll be voting for Klobuchar. Don’t care for the rhetoric is all
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The last time we had a politician that ran on working with a Republican White House was Norm Coleman. Let’s keep it that way
startribune.com
Minnesota’s next governor promises a better relationship with the White House
Both Republican Lisa Demuth and Democrat Amy Klobuchar say they want a reset with the Trump administration, but they differ on what that would look like.
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Stop Making Sense on Saturday morning? Yes.
static.klipy.com
David Byrne
ALT: David Byrne
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Double Feature of Drop Dead Fred and Drop Dead Gorgerous
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don’t like the Liberty Their colors are white on seafoam.
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I sometimes wonder if the grounds crew is bugged about tossing tubs of orange Gatorade on the grass
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Folks are not happy about the Connections today. This one might even be a little mean? Puzzle #1193 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟦 🟪🟦🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟦🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The second unit team has been top-notch all game
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hoo boy! This could be a season for the Vikings
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The AI companies now want to hit the brakes on their own product. Doesn’t that usually happen when they’re running out of money?
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Erin Maye Quade @erinmayequade.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dude same
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Was curious as well.
spokesman-recorder.com
6th annual march for all Impacted families to be held in St. Paul
Families affected by police violence gather in St. Paul for the 6th Annual March for All Impacted Families. Learn event details and route info.
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Today reminds me of walking into the wrong movie theater and seeing a free screening of Talledaga Nights instead of World Trade Center
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M-A.Stay’Legit™️🇨🇦 @bagdmilksowhat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Did you know…. The Toronto Blue Jays help build the world’s most northern baseball field, located in Artic Bay,Nunavut 🇨🇦 3,284km from the Rogers Centre in Toronto. Very Cool.
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In my thesis, I will explain how Paul Atreides is a milkshake duck…
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 09/09/2026
Not to brag, but our product has been foldable since 1828.
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Not the first on this one, but finally noticed how much Elspeth Sampson in Reacher looks like Kyrsten Sinema
Elspeth Sampson and not the disgraced former senator from Arizona
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
From Instagram. On Lincoln between Fairview and Macalester
It's on Lincoln between
Fairview and Macalester
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Mercator projection is just bad geography. The dumbest people are trying to start a war because of it
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Robin Sevakis @jadedsketch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wile E. Coyote is doing a reddit AMA right now for Coyote vs ACME and strictly answering through signs, and it's genius.
Wile E Coyote in an office, pointing to a sign he's holding that reads "WE CANNOT JUDGE OUR WORTH ON THE WORK OF OTHERS"
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Not cool, NYT Connections, not cool
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Found this random screencap of Big Bird looking like he's about to address the allegations.
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“Bottom of the eighth. Up by 8 runs. Runner on first. A position player on the mound…”
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’m thinking W.A. Frost will be fine, but check out The Commodore before it’s gone (gift link)
startribune.com
Lender takes over W.A. Frost building in St. Paul through foreclosure
John Rupp, longtime owner of the building and restaurant, said he plans to refinance his mortgage and reclaim the property.
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Was it Peter Lorre?
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
She has played a jewel thief
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Live here for 20 years and learn something new
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Macabre Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Jump scare
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