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I like cats and omelets, but for different reasons. Reasonable Minnesota sports fan.

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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 10h
I suppose “Somewhat a fan”? Would that be enough?
F. Murray Abraham
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It would be cool if the Amazing Race visited Saint Paul. Climb the Spruce Tree building with suction cups or complete the Double Nookie Supreme Challenge
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Between killing the Summit Avenue bike lane and harassing cops, the only logical reason Kaohly Her wants to be mayor is the deep love of making the city pay legal bills
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thinking if you wanted to be in a ‘90s music video, you had to be a model. Or a little girl in a bumblebee outfit. But that’s it.
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Was trying to get a sense of how a new light from Home Depot will fit into our living room
An upside/down pendant light that would burn our house down if I could plug it in
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
JJ McCarthy was the starting QB for 33 Scaramuccis.
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Talking on tv is very difficult to do well
sports.yahoo.com
‘Worst Commentator for Years,’ ‘Consistently Has No Clue’ — NFL Fans Rip Jonathan Vilma’s Performance During Fox’s Vikings-Buccaneers Broadcast
Life as an NFL commentator is not easy; anything short of perfection and you are quick to be torn to shreds by fans, as there are always high expectations for the viewing experience. That’s why when a...
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Have a sibling who calls himself a “Libertarian Catholic”. We don’t talk
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
CTRL-F “Joey”
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saw the new Dafoe tonight
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Friday news dump thread
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
With the Gophers in Washington for a 10pm start time on Saturday and the Vikings on Sunday, they’ll be playing on the same day
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Disney has added “Some Pulp” to my previously “No Pulp” subscription
Tony Soprano upset about some pulp
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Absolutely nuts the Bears aren’t doing a planned QB run every other play
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The last time we had a politician that ran on working with a Republican White House was Norm Coleman. Let’s keep it that way
startribune.com
Minnesota’s next governor promises a better relationship with the White House
Both Republican Lisa Demuth and Democrat Amy Klobuchar say they want a reset with the Trump administration, but they differ on what that would look like.
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Stop Making Sense on Saturday morning? Yes.
static.klipy.com
David Byrne
ALT: David Byrne
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Double Feature of Drop Dead Fred and Drop Dead Gorgerous
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don’t like the Liberty Their colors are white on seafoam.
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Folks are not happy about the Connections today. This one might even be a little mean? Puzzle #1193 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟦 🟪🟦🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟦🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hoo boy! This could be a season for the Vikings
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The AI companies now want to hit the brakes on their own product. Doesn’t that usually happen when they’re running out of money?
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Erin Maye Quade @erinmayequade.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dude same
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Today reminds me of walking into the wrong movie theater and seeing a free screening of Talledaga Nights instead of World Trade Center
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M-A.Stay’Legit™️🇨🇦 @bagdmilksowhat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Did you know…. The Toronto Blue Jays help build the world’s most northern baseball field, located in Artic Bay,Nunavut 🇨🇦 3,284km from the Rogers Centre in Toronto. Very Cool.
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In my thesis, I will explain how Paul Atreides is a milkshake duck…
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 09/09/2026
Not to brag, but our product has been foldable since 1828.
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Not the first on this one, but finally noticed how much Elspeth Sampson in Reacher looks like Kyrsten Sinema
Elspeth Sampson and not the disgraced former senator from Arizona
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Mercator projection is just bad geography. The dumbest people are trying to start a war because of it
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Robin Sevakis @jadedsketch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wile E. Coyote is doing a reddit AMA right now for Coyote vs ACME and strictly answering through signs, and it's genius.
Wile E Coyote in an office, pointing to a sign he's holding that reads "WE CANNOT JUDGE OUR WORTH ON THE WORK OF OTHERS"
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Not cool, NYT Connections, not cool
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“Bottom of the eighth. Up by 8 runs. Runner on first. A position player on the mound…”
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’m thinking W.A. Frost will be fine, but check out The Commodore before it’s gone (gift link)
startribune.com
Lender takes over W.A. Frost building in St. Paul through foreclosure
John Rupp, longtime owner of the building and restaurant, said he plans to refinance his mortgage and reclaim the property.
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Single White Female situation going on in the house
An orange cat and an orange cat
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oh geez. What a mystery. Who will blink first? The civilization that has existed since 600 BC or Donald Trump
As Iran and U.S. Settle Into an Uneasy Standoff, Who Will Blink First?
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Since the last Avengers movie, you can skip: Black Widow Eternals Thor: Love and Thunder Ant Man 3 Guardians of the Galaxy 3 The Marvels
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Whale is important
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My favorite piece of sports equipment is the brush the ump has. Ope, plate’s got some dirt. Gonna get out my teeny broom
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Replace the Baseball Furies with the Southside Popes
static.klipy.com
Trashbags: The Warriors - Cyrus Speech
Alt: Trashbags: The Warriors - Cyrus Speech
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
So, like, the Gwen Walz endorsement was really weird. Petty, anti-DFL and didn’t help
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Breakfast fare that can be folded or rolled
Omelet
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The Orpheum to add 22 restroom stalls. Perhaps ending the need for the Ladies Room sign on a stick
startribune.com
$6 million to relieve one of our most stressful bathroom breaks
The Orpheum Theatre project will ease things for “Hamilton” and “Wicked” fans as it unites the playhouse with the building next door.
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Mount Rushmore of Tweets
Hello, oh you don't have a ramp I guess, okay well lets talk in the driveway my name is Professor X and I run a school for monster babiesWe're a modest company with modest goals:
1: sell a quality product at a fair price
2: drain the world's oceans so we can find and kill godSOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing-DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND: fuck him up socratesIF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS
INTO HELL
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This sleeve tat tabby is a barista at the new indie coffee shop
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The new Twins pitcher is Baseball Lee Pace
Dean Kremer, baseball playerLee Pace, actor
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Shit. Should I buy a bunch of nut rolls…
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
She’s been mayor for seven months. Gift link
startribune.com
St. Paul investigates sexual harassment allegations against Mayor Kaohly Her involving police chief, officers
The city hired an outside law firm for the probe after Chief Axel Henry filed a formal complaint alleging inappropriate conduct toward city employees.
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Omelet
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
On the Twins: “In summation, I still believe because it's more fun that way.”
twinsdaily.com
Optimistic Bozo Exhales, Shakes Head, Walks Around Block
'You know, if you take out that losing streak where they were outscored 34-9, things don't look that bad,' he said to an empty room.
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
From The Villager crime reports, someone stole the battery from a security camera during daytime
—The batteries of a security camera on the 1000 block of Dakota Drive were reported removed by an unknown person at about 1 p.m. Sunday, July 5.
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Omelet @omelet.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Sophie resting on Marshmallow
Sophie resting her head on Marshmallow
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