iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I love working with Gen x contractors if they're in a bad mood you can cheer them up by talking about tenacious d

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Made another music video with da bando this one is scary

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Been ripping a cute lil bike to work

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

My band put out a new song today haha tidal.com/album/508849...

tidal.com

No Floor - Loop

Listen to Loop on TIDAL

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No Floor @nofloorband.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Check out our new track it's loud and people keep telling us it's emotional? tidal.com/album/500866...

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Nephew told me he hates Mondays and doesn't know what Garfield is

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Yard sign that says "In this house we believe the 2nd amendment is to protect us from salesmen because we are fucking stupid but do not knock on the door"

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Sometimes I'm out here building stuff like this

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No Floor @nofloorband.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Friddy friddy friddy

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Driving is actually only the second worst thing you do everyday if you're also going to your job

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No Floor @nofloorband.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Addaball is the only arcade for full grownies that I really love being at

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Can't spell fordnite correct or my algo gets dumb but I still love it!

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Playing fornitde and being 30+ rules

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No Floor @nofloorband.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Fall down with shows this fall at the fall shows

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

I wish there was a new hop along album all the time

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Bumper sticker that says: change lanes a lot if you don't understand traffic

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

How do you even run over seagull

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Real hung up on how curating stuff is the opposite of creating stuff and making a lot of salads lately

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Bumper sticker that says: you're not gonna die

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Someone put infinite jest in our little library hell yeah

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Thinkin bout my bug buds and the American Chestnut too

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Thinkin bout my buffalo friends

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Bluesky is better than Instagram because Instagram thinks I wanna see boobs and funny dances and bluesky thinks I wanna see hand drawn dog people with gazongas

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Gf playing Yakuza and saying it's teaching her Japanese but she already knows Japanese

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

do you think oysters are yucky or something you baby?

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

My gf likes to keep her headphones with the potatoes

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Driving is the worst thing that you do every day it sucks

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Whisltin Dixie into the void and the Dixie Chicks are whistling back at me?

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

This is what I spent my 20's doin

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

It's time to go camping in my stupid van

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Pretty sure I just watched a guy die after a Tesla cut him off and like six other cars plowed into him and knocked his car over on i5. And then I got to my project and the client let their dogs poop all over my work area!

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Scarecrow Video @scarecrowvideo.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

movieweb.com/francis-ford... Suck it, The Razzies

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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

A pro tip for having a small dog is always buy doubles of your little hoodies, in two different sizes, just in case you get her a large cat bff down the road and they need to coordinate their fits. Doubles is safe.

A large cat and a small dog in lavender hoodies, coordinating their fits

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Saw somewhere that a million seconds is like 12 days. Looked at a billion seconds. About 32 years. A trillion seconds? 32,000 years or 16 how-long-it's-been-since-Jesus's. And the median networth of a US household is $192k. Two days and five hours if we're doin Justin Timberlake rules

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

When people who didn't know me 12 years ago tell me I'm lucky not to have medical issues

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No Floor @nofloorband.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

A fun cool new alternate poster they made for us

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Me n the cat doin hard drugs together

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Watching movies on mute and playing records and saying "it's working" when it lines up

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Signal is not just for cheating on your wife and buying drugs anymore it's also an adhd sim where you can see what it's like to forget who you were talking to about what

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

I would figure out how to stay in a union if we could just do one boss-burning tho

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Made fried rice and left the eggs out on accident now I'm homeless

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Creek Sipper @brandonherrell.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

ACAB except possibly one brave and beautiful secret service agent willing to put it all on the line to do what this country needs

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

If had zero imagination I would have AI make pics of these dipshits getting Nuremberged and then publically hung but I'm just gonna picture it in my head and wait

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Not tryna sound like the jaded little bitch I really am, but all these young ladies singing at Fire Aid sound like the voice I do for my Pomeranian

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No Floor @nofloorband.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Really creamy show coming up

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Michael @oltwoeyeshimself.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Every 3-6 weeks I spend an hour or two on the phone with some combination of my pharmacy, doctor, and insurance company trying to get my ADHD meds and it rules and I hope no one ever improves on this system and that it's asshole architects are always safe from righteous violence. not

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