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Jenn

@dazzle-ships.bsky.social
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I count beans 🫘 and I sometimes make music and I'm a tnbc guy 🍒 so I talk about cancer sometimes make-waste.com 🎸 saygoodbyetothese.substack.com 😷

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The ɅɅeech @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 22/07/2026
[mouth directly on microphone] that's right tom
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Of course the other thing that follows after the jeans novel I just wrote is: if you are browsing a vintage reseller's wares and they are trying to sell a pair of Rustlers for more than $10, you should give them a big ol side eye and the offer them a couple buckaroos tops
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Here is a fashion hot tip for the jeans babes. If madewell/levis/etc faux-vintage denim has a stranglehold on you, or you are into the vintage 501s/Wranglers but can't frickin compete with the depop resellers who scour the bins and the goodwills... FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: Thrift Store Rustlers
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Tru & also "kitchen table politics" does exist and existed big time during the 1930s (when it was even represented on the ballot). It's called Anarchism or Communism or Socialism or Direct Democracy. Dust Bowl era Communists are the guys we have to thank for social security and the 40 hrs work week
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Ecocide is often slow, but just as often it occurs quickly when a feedback loop is created in the wake of enormous reckless construction done rapidly to turn a profit. This is overwhelmingly a working class issue with broad appeal. If “kitchen table politics” were a real thing, it would be this.
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It feels like Jawless Jerry and Jimothy are the perfect representatives of Tacoma and Seattle respectively. I will not elaborate...it's like a metaphysical truth that can't be unpacked 🐕🦝
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Mike has been giving me little dirtbike lessons in the alley behind our house and I'm very sorry to the neighbors for the noise and also for how they have to watch me look so cool and capable and extremely natural while I vroom vroom back and forth and back and forth
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Me, cozy in bed with the blankets up to my chin, reading the Wikipedia synopsis of an entire TV series after watching the first 1.5 episodes
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Nothing grinds my gears lately like seeing solidly working-class presenting folks sitting outside of grocery stores here in Tacoma trying to get signatures on a "STOP THE INCOME TAX" initiative.
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Listen. I am rizzin from the dead to say that if you see an em dash in a piece of writing and go off in the comments about AI showing its ass, the only ass being blasted is your ass, which is the ass of a person who doesn't understand how to write good or what the function of an em dash evEN IS OK??
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
If I'm ever hanging out being pretty quiet and making a really focused pondering kind of face, 95% of the time I'm thinking about Jordan Knight wearing a Bauhaus shirt in the You Got It (the Right Stuff) music video from 1988
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Oh yeah BTW I blogged this week and I forgot to post about it. HERE YOU GO it's about losing your self and resetting your expectations
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In Like a Lion, Out Like Who The Hell Knows
In March of last year, I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel.
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
A client last week: "I watched a bad movie and I thought of you." Me: 🙂 Her: "It was called...The Accountant" Me: 🙃 "oh no" Her: "he's autistic. & he's an accountant--" Me: "i have HEARD of this one" Her: "& it makes him really good at killing people" Me: 🫠 Her: "...you'd be great at killing people"
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Rising from the dead to say that even when things are stressful and intense and weird, when I sit down at my desk and open a client's books, I get a lil exhilarated "heehee weeeee!" feeling which is nice because I really like my job but also i think DOES make me kind of pervert.
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
He is enchanted and honestly i get it
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
HUGE NEWS
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Just picked up my vyvanse and the pharmacist (who knows me due to the sheer fuckton of medications I've picked up in the last year) handed it to me and said "have a great one, I'll see you soon at the work camp the government is sending us all to". That was funny of him. I had a little chuckle.
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Sept 2023: the IRS creates thousands of new positions in order to focus on compliance audits *specifically* for large corporations and high earning individuals Feb 2025: DOGE fires thousands of IRS employees who are still "probationary" (read: purges all staff hired in the past couple years) 🤔🤔🤔
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
He is purring so loud...I think he genuinely loves his new shirt and I am so happy for him 💜
A cat in a cute shirt
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Crazy feeling to be googling surgical options for complex labral tears & early osteoarthritis of the hip while your whole body is achey from swimming & inflamed from residual immunotherapy side effects & to have your photos app notify you that this was happening on a random february day 10 years ago
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
A pro tip for having a small dog is always buy doubles of your little hoodies, in two different sizes, just in case you get her a large cat bff down the road and they need to coordinate their fits. Doubles is safe.
A large cat and a small dog in lavender hoodies, coordinating their fits
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
My son the himbo
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
We did a last minute airbnb switcheroo for a valentines weekend bud getaway and somehow lucked into an insane midcentury paradise for half off? It had like 3.5 living rooms and was filled with cool shit? House so nice it had us contemplating squatters' rights...
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
You guys I just discovered something that blew my very own mind. If you're out & about in the world & you have a nice interaction with a person working customer service, it's still a free enough country that you can call and ask to talk to the manager and be like "hey that person is cool as hell"
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Now that i have done it three (3) separate times this week, i am ready to announce that I have officially become The Lady Who Gets Up At 6am To Swim At The YMCA
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Here's this in case you needed some gentle goofin to offset all the bad vibes in the world:
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
This is why I like to yell "PEOPLE DIED FOR THE FREAKIN WEEKEND" when I see anyone working their office job on a Saturday or doing overtime without being compensated accordingly. 40 hours a week is still inhumane imo, and the price for making it the norm was LITERALLY blood, sweat and tears
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Guys I wrote another music review that's posting soon and I almost used BOTH "mise en scene" and "je ne sais quois" but edited them out/replaced them with normal people words when I did my final pass because I am a paragon of restraint. Please clap.
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Really gotta get some frames and hangers and proper wall space for this stack of guys (microphones poster not pictured)
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
A wild thing i learned last night is that once you have not had a period for 12 months or more, you are considered "post-menopausal". I haven't had a period since like 2 months into my chemo treatments sooooo...ok? That's where we're at then?? Barely into my 40s and on the other side of the ~CHANGE~
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I feel bad talking smack about my beautiful weird son but he keeps sitting under this reading lamp and making this face and it makes him look just like Ripley's sad gooey baby from Alien 4. REALLY not doing him any favors! I have told him this! He is not listening!!
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Another person I went on a date with said this and I still think about it a lot. Put it on my tombstone.
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
One time I had a date tell me that I was an "aggressive listener" and my level of eye-contact felt "very intense" Anyway TOTALLY UNRELATED, my therapist is calling and emailing around trying to find someone who can assess me for autism haha
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I don't know how to form this into a joke but a couple years ago Mike got some of those big ugly white on white new balance sneakers & then almost immediately got really into seeding and maintaining our lawn and a couple weeks ago was monologuing about how cool a carport is, as a concept.
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I have been thinking about Naomi Alderman's most recent book A LOT since I read it last year. If you need to tune out & escape into a techno-thriller while also not escaping at all, def read it. Nothing soothes the soul like reading ~speculative~ fiction about dismantling an oligarchy.
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Just realised that "Gene Hackman" is the exact name that Hideo Kojima would give a biochemist
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I wrote this, I'm a music writer now. One more step toward becoming the ultimate jack of all trades and master of none. livin the dream, baybee. Also this song rips. Go listen, it feels very cozily of the moment. start-track.com/single-silk-...
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Single: Silk – Faze – START TRACK
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I'm back! And I can talk now! Go buy my music about getting cancer and becoming a weedhead who gets VIP treatment at ye olde marijuana shoppe so I can give more money to TNBC research
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Just want to pop in and say: i think trans people are fuckin rad & every single person in the current administration is an insecure POS nerd who is mad they will never be that cool or interesting or have the opportunity to feel the sort of love that you can only access by being your authentic self
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Cancer made me a weedhead, this is me
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Hell yeah bro I love BSG it's my favorite show @decafweed.bsky.social
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Isn't it funny how similar WWII era tactics for undermining fascism are to the COINTELPRO tactics the FBI implemented in order to undermine orgs like the Black Panthers and NAACP & also to the tactics used to foment distrust and dissent in anti-capitalist anti-racist movements more recently?
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Somehow this algorithm has pegged me as a guy who wants to see a bunch of no-context completely earnest posts that are just photos of cats doing mundane things like sitting or lying in a bed. Listen i love Big Rig to death but I am a DOG person who wants to see FUNNY POMERANIANS doing DUMB STUFF.
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I'm trying to flex my writing chops and listen to some new music and start-track.com is bein sweet and letting me contribute. Read lil music blogs! They're a place where good things still happen!
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Here it is again--won't stop until the beast (the TNBC Foundation donate button) is fed. TNBC research is right in the line of fire when federal grants and equitable access to care for underserved populations are being dismantled, which will tangibly add to this administration's body count
An info graphics with facts about triple negative breast cancer
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
What do you guys think of these names for 2-dog buddy pairs?: Simon & Garfunkel Crate & Barrel Barista & Barback Husk & Vessel The Stranger & The Accused
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Jenn @dazzle-ships.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
This is so fucking rad
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Libro.fm @libro.fm · 30/01/2025
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