Ollie Warren @olliewarren.bsky.social · 2hThe sun is shining. The breeze is blowing. My ass is up. 0100
Ollie Warren @olliewarren.bsky.social · 02/10/2026happy locktober to all who celebrate #locktober #gay #cage #bush 2222
Ollie Warren @olliewarren.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The light in my new place has been feeling romantic 💘 081
Ollie Warren @olliewarren.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I was sitting in my read nook today when I noticed a jumping spider on the wall behind me. I found myself going to the corner all afternoon to check on her. I’ve named her Beatrice. 0110
Ollie Warren @olliewarren.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I moved and now I’m the naked neighbor at a new address ☺️ 0110
Ollie Warren @olliewarren.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Happy to report that I’ve been eating and my butt is getting bigger. 0111
Ollie Warren @olliewarren.bsky.social · 24/06/2026There are very few things I enjoy more than a nutsack scratch and sniff at the end of the day. 340
Ollie Warren @olliewarren.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I’m tired of clocking in 40 hours a week. What I gotta do to get bred for the bread, ya know 020
Ollie Warren @olliewarren.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I had a hard core crash out today. I wish I could say I soothed with a hobby or a run but I decided it best to couch rot with a margarita in hand. 010
Ollie Warren @olliewarren.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Still a petite lil’ dude but starting a feel a bit beefy. 1150
Ollie Warren @olliewarren.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Proud to say, after years of being a good boy, I’ve accepted my butthole is an outtie and not an innie. This feels like the ultimate participation trophy. 010
Ollie Warren @olliewarren.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Taking a vow to be the faggiest faggot that has ever faggoted. Or is it faggotted? Either way. 020
Ollie Warren @olliewarren.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Got dressed and went out to be social and then went home at 9:15. 040
Ollie Warren @olliewarren.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Ate with a group at Olive Garden a few days ago and ended up bringing everyone’s leftovers home. I love chain restaurants. Anyway, I have 1 pasta meal left and, I swear to god, I don’t want to see pasta ever again. I feel like bloated bucatini - just a plump noodle with a hole. 020
Ollie Warren @olliewarren.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I’m a creative person stuck in the body of a perpetually sleepy “I need a nap RIGHT NOW” person 020
Ollie Warren @olliewarren.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Just accidentally took a giant gulp of a mystery coffee that was sitting beside my coffee and was momentarily disgusted until I remembered I lick the sweaty buttholes of men whose name I don’t know. Soooo, we good. 170
Ollie Warren @olliewarren.bsky.social · 22/05/2026How the actual fuck is the villain from a MTV reality show a viable mayoral candidate? Have we learned nothing?! 010
Ollie Warren @olliewarren.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Feeling really cute with my post-lunch plump lil tummy 010
Reposted by Ollie WarrenNikkiJay is making Shards Of A God @nikkijay.games · 20/05/2026Is that butter? No it's ghee. Oh thanks for clarifying 2297181754
Ollie Warren @olliewarren.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Wants to be thick but prefers naps over the gym 0100
Ollie Warren @olliewarren.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Flirty Faggy and Feral is the new Live Laugh Love 1282
Ollie Warren @olliewarren.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Don’t forget to vote if you live in a state with a primary today! I just cast my vote in the Kentucky primary and I’m feeling prettttty sexy about it. #vote 030
Ollie Warren @olliewarren.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I spent Sunday landscaping and swimming and eating and lounging and the tan lines are starting nicely. 0220
Ollie Warren @olliewarren.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I think my life’s mission is to normalize not having a hobby. My favorite thing to do? Absolutely nothing. 020
Ollie Warren @olliewarren.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I KNOW it takes 20 minutes to drive to work. Everyday I leave my home approximately 10 minutes before my shift. Everyday I am SHOCKED that I am late. Every 👏 day 👏 020
Ollie Warren @olliewarren.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I’ve been making some lifestyle changes and, darling, it’s simply amazing how horny it has made me feel. 0100
Ollie Warren @olliewarren.bsky.social · 10/05/2026A bird flew in to my windshield whilst driving to work this morning. Not super excited for whatever omen it is. 010
Ollie Warren @olliewarren.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Coffee and breakfast at home, dropped off items to charity shop, farmers market, neighborhood street festival, an afternoon beer at a neighborhood brewery. The weather is gorgeous. It’s been a perfect Saturday. 070
Ollie Warren @olliewarren.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Turns out not waking up everyday ravaged by a hangover can actually do wonders for the mind. Who knew?! 0221
Ollie Warren @olliewarren.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I purchased a 1987 Bernhardt sectional 3 days ago and in those 72 hours I’ve become an absolute slut for archival furniture. 020
Ollie Warren @olliewarren.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Walked straight in to my open glass shower door and banged the absolute fuck out of my head when I shuffled to the bathroom at 4am half asleep to piss. Things can only go up from here! 060
Ollie Warren @olliewarren.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Cosplaying a slutty sauna session with an extra steamy shower. 091
Ollie Warren @olliewarren.bsky.social · 30/11/2025My anxiety hit hard today so I put on a cute outfit and went on a night walk to nowhere. Good music. Cold air. 10/10 recommend. 180
Ollie Warren @olliewarren.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Thinking about piercing the ol’ nips as a Christmas present to myself. 🎅🏼 060
Ollie Warren @olliewarren.bsky.social · 24/11/2025How I’m about to be posted up in the kitchen baking until the new year. 0141
Ollie Warren @olliewarren.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Unrelated, but I’m counting down the days to vacation. 0110
