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Oliver

@oliverwhte.bsky.social
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Quiet bat person / Honest Womble ✌️🖖 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
new profile picture rolling out now
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
740 days in and Duolingo finally getting useful
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I stand by Michael Sheen’s best character is Wesley Snipes (30 rock)
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We are all Julia Hesmondhalgh #TheTraitors
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The “games” on Duolingo are the bane of my life
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Plants (& shoulders) growing
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There’s someone in the gym who looks like Lloyd Braun. This is a niche Seinfeld reference but I had to put it out there because it’s so uncanny
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I got a new bag
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Liquid Bluesky
National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk 
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Avanti West Coast are underestimating how much time I will spend in pursuing a (wrongfully) denied £7 Delay Repay claim
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just got stuck in PureGym purgatory and had to summon the staff to let me out of the pod
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A section of the M61 has been resurfaced 😮‍💨🫦
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
yes i have cranked two times
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
f1.48 vs f4 for those of you who care (zero, zilch, nada)
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Luv 4 hours sleep simpul as
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Picture this: we are in the car leaving the supermarket. There is no music or other noise. Rhys: “I better pick up my citrus…no scurvy for rhysey”
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Straight on my gym playlist youtu.be/LkY8xpZVx2A?...
youtu.be
The Northern Boys - Baddest In Town
YouTube video by Sindhu World
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Had too much preworkout 🫨
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Two event presale this morning- one successful and one semi successful
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Using s*ri AI to open my mind to the world around me
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I did legs for the first time in three weeks at the gym yesterday so my legs hurt and I had a lot to eat today so my tummy hurts
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Looked at my work emails after two weeks off 😵‍💫
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Me: siri play “brand new Chanels” by slayyyter HomePod: now playing “it’s up” by drake, young thug, and 21 savage
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
we’re going to the zoo
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
went italy
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The August bank holiday weekend always highlights how gays struggle to count to five for some reason
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
100 sleep score last night 🙂‍↕️
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Old woman in a beat up yellow panda just accelerated towards @joshualevell.bsky.social in a supermarket car park and I genuinely thought she was gonna run him over
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh so the estate agent we’re buying from can answer the phone to Zoe Bread but not us 🤨
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Paul is wine drunk and just got corrected by a waitress on something he confidently said and she was just “that’s Spanish…”
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Booked a seven seater automatic to drive around Italy. Already concerned about the size of it around small winding lanes. What did they give us??? A fuckin Mercedes vito 🙃 ft @paulrg93.bsky.social & @joshualevell.bsky.social
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
🫩
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A/B testing dropping the “sorry” from “no sorry I’m actually using that” at the gym
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Heard from the other room: “okay but what is this UI?? What is this?? What is this????? What is this doing over here??”
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’ve turned creep on and one pedal off in the car to prep for driving an automatic next week and I HATE IT
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Suggested niche drag name: Annette Werk-Rail
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
You know you’re at a pride event when you see another orange iPhone 17 Pro
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
We’re at Chester Pride and I have no idea what the fuck demographic they’re targeting????
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Enjoying being nosey and seeing what wallpapers people have on their phones 🧐🧐🧐
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
FUCKIN HELL I THOUGHT A NUKE WAS ON ITS WAY 🫨
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
More than half of my Copilot usage is asking “what the fuck does this actually say?” Because most of the emails I get from colleagues are the ramblings of mad people.
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Fucking rude.
Clean Data with Copilot: Copilot has 37 suggestions to clean your data
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Woke up at 04:30 because some X-Files creature tried to kill me in the Scrubs hospital in a dream how’s your morning going
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The iOS 27 beta has been stable for me except this one new bug in messages that’s driving me to insanity
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Oliver @oliverwhte.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Finally caught up on these
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