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Olivececile

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Software dev, mom to Pimento, car alarm enemy

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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 2h
That sounds ominous.
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 2h
Oh no we have a power play
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Unfortunately getting the Flyers a PP isn’t exactly doing us a favor, but I can forgive him in this one case.
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ok, I now see that he is wearing them behind the bench so I have no idea.
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He wasn’t wearing the glasses in tonight’s pregame, and they look sort of like a hockey team tonight. So I think we need to consider the theory has merit.
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I got my daughter a phone recently and now she texts me from the school bus to ask how my day was. So sweet.
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The South Philly IKEA has moved the soft serve upstairs. What is this shit
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I have to assume baggage handlers get paid a million dollars a year and that is why the Philly airport can only afford to employ like two of them.
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The ice cream truck turning on the song when there is a line of people waiting makes me want to become the joker.
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
“He egged his own house, but look, he stocked up on Windex.”
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Thank you for responding! That makes sense. Love the podcast!
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I admit to not totally getting it; is the benefit for the player (since they can’t get an offer sheet) that they are guaranteed *something*? (Not about T and J specifically, I realize they are likely to sign before arbitration).
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This part is wild to me - Verbeek could have had him for a steal www.dailyfaceoff.com/news/vancouv...
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Canucks’ Elias Pettersson, Ducks’ Leo Carlsson talk past, present and future of NHL careers
The two dish on playing against each other, Carlsson watching Pettersson growing up and more.
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I need to “old man shakes fist” for a second, but it’s bad enough that every doctors’ waiting room has some godawful mid morning TV on that you can’t escape - I’m in an urgent care exam room with a TV. No remote or buttons. Just me and Gordon Ramsay holding up tubs of raw chicken.
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I think I have been charmed by this, albeit kicking and screaming. [Sighs deeply] bring him home.
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Love that everyone in my neighborhood has to listen to *hours* of sermonizing today, because I guess the only volume is full volume. Religion is a lot of things but sometimes it’s just really gd annoying.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
WIDOW’S BAY is like Gilmore Girls meets Midnight Mass. With a whiff of Gravity Falls and the X-Files. It’s weird and funny and eerie and scary. Hoping it keeps on doing what it’s doing because I like it a lot so far.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
There are objectively worse people in the world (Hitler, Pol Pot, maybe others) but nothing activates a Pavlovian anger response in me more than adult men stealing home run balls from children
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The human drama caught by this cameraman is amazing. The guy texting with that grin on his face, jesus. Just. Never be this guy. Never.
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Go Flyers! Hoping for another weird one.
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 05/04/2026
if you or a loved one has a strong case of hoagiemouth please record them saying “porter martone” for science
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
If I hadn’t been trying out life as a mole person I would seen that goal. #flyers
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I’m already having an amazing week in a number of ways and now my trolley is stuck underground for the foreseeable future so if the Flyers could just win, that would be awesome.
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The joy has been sucked out of a hobby that was stressing me out but also bringing me joy and now it’s like, what do I do? Exercise? Clean? What do people do?
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I am seeing people say that they *like* to spend time at airports, and, do they all have lounge access, is that it? Cause they are by and large not that nice.
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Tortured myself by rewatching the last season of Veronica Mars and, if there was ever another entry, would it focus on the complete mental breakdown of Dick Casablancas?
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
FRINGGGGGGGE
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Are the vlogger moms going to revolt now that Trump has said shit about learning disabilities?
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Ok, I guess this is why. And what a messed up thing, how they dropped the news.
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
And Chloe Zhao is a name now. I really want to know what happened.
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I had actually managed to get vaguely psyched for this. Too bad, I wonder why… www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...
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Sarah Michelle Gellar says new Buffy the Vampire Slayer series ‘not moving forward’
Reports of the new iteration of the supernatural series first began in February 2025
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Maybe one of those ads like the Office cast does, for Salesforce or whatever. Still, cute.
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
sports.yahoo.com/articles/tea... Gross Team USA, gross (and yes, I have been offline enough lately that this is the first I’m seeing of it)
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Team USA’s gold medal MAGA celebration was everything the NHL has been trying to avoid
The NHL has spent years investing in inclusivity. One game changed that.
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
If I have to log into your website three times to book an appointment, there’s a failure somewhere.
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
@velodev.cc and I found out super last minute that we had a free night on Valentines so we went to dinner and we got to be the couple that is super chill about the kitchen being backed up while the other tables are driving the server crazy, which is one of my favorite things to be.
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I’m watching a TV show in the year 20-goddamn-26 that is spreading the lie that a woman can’t have a glass of wine while breastfeeding. The world hates women!
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Bee Quammie @beequammie.blacksky.app · 11/02/2026
"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Well, that was mean.
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I think the Lincoln Lawyer might be building to a Party of Five-tinged moment crafted for my specific enjoyment. I do love this show.
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
But, like, extra Neve Campbell making up for it.
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I’m really enjoying this season of The Lincoln Lawyer but as someone who has tried to get money out of probate in California the prosecution’s theory as to motive is like the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I’ve either been lucky in the men I’ve known or <skin crawls> they’re just really good at hiding it.
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Also, “heterosex”?
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a woman is decorating a christmas tree with red and yellow ribbons
Alt: Annie Edison from Community stands in front of a Christmas tree and says “I’d say the whole word next time.”
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
If guys like this will say this shit right out loud, I don’t want to know anything about what they will say in private.
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Just got a postal service notification that my delivery wasn’t attempted because of “interference by an animal”. I am just imagining some mail carrier absolutely terrified by a squirrel. I live on an urban residential street.
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I think we just need to accept that Philly doesn’t deserve trolleys. We can’t handle it. We just want our streets to be parking lots so let’s do that instead.
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Everything is fucking insane and a lot of it is shitty but I just need to take a second to stop and marvel at the fact that the two unknown actors from the little Canadian gay hockey player show are *Olympic torchbearers*, like once a millennium or so, the universe hands us one.
Connor Storrie gives a peace sign and Hudson Williams holds a torch next to him, both smiling.
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Huddling inside avoiding a few inches of snow and watching Alex Honnold climb an entire goddamn skyscraper.
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Olivececile @olivececile.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Our Giant was *cleaned out* ahead of this storm. I will be making chili with ground _bison_ as that was the only remaining ground meat.
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
An email starting with “for your consideration: Nuremberg”
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