Oldwhitebeard49 @oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social · 27/07/2026The better bits of Barron's face undeniably resemble the bloke in the middle. Just sayin' 010
Oldwhitebeard49 @oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Hey, Jillian. Let's make coverage proportional to the displaced on either side. Can't say fairer than that. This is Oct 2025 data from reliable source. Now is worse, but reasonably proportional. 096
Oldwhitebeard49 @oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Maybe we could just make the coverage proportional. Jillian. Facts at Oct 2025; they're worse now but still roughly proportional. 030
Oldwhitebeard49 @oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Wyle E Coyote. I'd warn him about all the anvils, firecrackers, cliffs etc. 010
Oldwhitebeard49 @oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Two Corinthians walked in to a ballroom ..... 000
Oldwhitebeard49 @oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social · 03/04/2026It's what we in Australia call the Michaela Cash look. 010
Oldwhitebeard49 @oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Please take note how confusing it is to Aussies when you say "I could care less" but mean "I couldn't care less". Not to mention root, which has sexual connotations down under. and this, my friends, is a rubber. 000
Oldwhitebeard49 @oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social · 05/03/2026A calming red or two at the Star of the West to sneak up on Port Fairy Folk Festival. 000
Oldwhitebeard49 @oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Surely you mean "ain't nobody got time for that". 041
Oldwhitebeard49 @oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Red Wattle bird watching me work. There are 2 flowering grevillia below, so he is my constant companion when he takes a break from feeding and pops up to check through the window of my home office. #australianwildlife 022
Oldwhitebeard49 @oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Sergeant Major currently drilling crack squad, including veterans of The Great Emu Wars. 083
Oldwhitebeard49 @oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Callout for an ice-skating medalist to donate: 010
Oldwhitebeard49 @oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social · 16/01/2026She was just passing on best wishes from the President. 020
Oldwhitebeard49 @oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Sure. I can see how inviting a guy who signs shells to kill children, is a great idea. Fuck off! 22512
Oldwhitebeard49 @oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social · 02/01/2026ICE beware. Emus locked and loaded. They won The Great Emu War of 1928 and they weren't the ones with machine guns. 010
Oldwhitebeard49 @oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Actually, I'm down for this, provided he includes a Ronald McDonald outfit once a week. Giant red shoes would be kind to bone spurs. 000
Oldwhitebeard49 @oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Be fair. it's gonna be a SCIF, and wait till you see the SCIF bathroom. 000
Oldwhitebeard49 @oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Herzog autographs genocide. Not welcome here. 071
Oldwhitebeard49 @oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Autographing genocide. Not welcome in Australia. 010
Oldwhitebeard49 @oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Started driving in an FX Holden, manual shift ,whose (vacuum) wipers slowed down up every hill. Can't imagine how terrifying it must be to lose your GPS. 000
Oldwhitebeard49 @oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Courtesy of @justinwolfers.bsky.social : 000
Oldwhitebeard49 @oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Trump's white house decorations remind me of the Butterfly Club, a wonderful little bar in Melbourne, decorated with kitsch. 010
Oldwhitebeard49 @oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Expressing an opinion without saying a word. 010
Oldwhitebeard49 @oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Gutsy editorial from The Saturday Paper. 010
Oldwhitebeard49 @oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social · 20/05/2025“When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.’ 000
Oldwhitebeard49 @oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Humpty Dumpty says, "When I use a word, it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less." 030
Oldwhitebeard49 @oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Gonna have to round up some designers as well as Comey. Still plenty of T-shirts on shopping sites: 010
Oldwhitebeard49 @oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social · 05/05/2025And all I'm saying is adults should be happy with: One boat One golf course One hotel One wife even. 🛥️This lady has more boats than Trump wants young girls to have dolls. 022
Oldwhitebeard49 @oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social · 05/05/2025He also said it's a matter of national security, because nations were involved. Meet the next USA security threat: 2163
Oldwhitebeard49 @oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Ladies and gentlemen, I present the latest security threat from Australia: 040
Oldwhitebeard49 @oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Hysterical. This looks like every cash flow I've seen of wobbly businesses applying for a loan. Yes, the first 2 years are shit, but it gets better the further you go to the right. (i.e the further from reality). 000
Oldwhitebeard49 @oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Ditto, but focused on bathroom stationery. Disturbing number of wrong-way rolls. 130
Oldwhitebeard49 @oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Is Labor paying the Lib's campaign manager? Who thought it was a good idea to put Linda Reynolds and Michaela Cash together to remind everyone how nasty the libs are, and then wheel out Hastie as a bonus. Fantastic. 060
Oldwhitebeard49 @oldwhitebeard49.bsky.social · 22/04/2025I am really getting sick of this prick. He told me I was scared to go out to a restaurant, when I'd just been to dinner with my African Aussie friends. Now I'm scared to go shopping? All about the othering and division. Go. and don't come back to Melbourne. We hate you. 1103