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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Flags for the flag god!
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is Nick Sirianni's liver okay
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Competent... Bears... OFFENSE?!
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 28/09/2026
I AM SO TIRED OF MONKEYS PAWING MYSELF
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Games like this are like an action movie that ends in arbitration
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Slo mo replay was a mistake
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
36? Try not throw a pick six on the way to the parking lot!
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sean McVay looks like an oompah loompah that took over the chocolate factory
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
New NFL rule proposal: if the kicker makes their first FG attempt, they can try to boot one through the other uprights from the same spot for a double field goal
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What sort of cosmic radiation do I need to expose myself to in order to get a superpower that stops time when I take a nap
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Darndlold
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Trump ad with the sound off just looks dumb as hell
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I believe you when you say you haven't heard a song. Don't let this online psyop convince you that music exists. Nobody can prove that music exists.
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now watching The Bus That Can't Slow Down
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So you want to see an "ICE Not Allowed In The Building" sign outside but get mad when HR staff enforce it? Curious.
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No Hannibal? List invalid.
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Seems kind of rude for Remedy to release maybe the best Spiderman game in Control Resonant at the same time Insomnia releases Not-Spiderman.
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If billionaires want something to be afraid of that might kill them, there are contraption designs dating back to the French revolution that are vastly cheaper than AI and datacenters.
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can we talk about how anti-creativity the standardized, default usage of sans serif fonts is? It's fucking stifling.
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yolo?
Blue fella holds a six-pack in full sprint as he screams “YOLO”. He leaps off a cliff toward water, cheered by his pals, but: he is fatally injured when he lands on a rock down below. A conspicuously blue egg is born from the rear-end of a sea turtle. In the final frame: grumpy blue sea-turtle travels the ocean with a six-pack ring around its neck. Perhaps it’s not true “You Only Live Once”.
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mother of a rough beast: stop slouching, and be on time for once. Do you even know how to get to Bethlehem? Have you at least asked for directions?
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Halt! Capital One Wallet Inspection Checkpoint! Please declare what is in your wallet or face further invasive inspections!
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No one, not even the seahawks, can make me watch Arizona Cardinals football
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yeah that's game over
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
*Clarence Carter voice* DOINKIN
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Caleb Williams is screen ready for the Police Academy remake with his Bubba Smith look today
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Been listening to drum & bass music all day, ama
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If it's not from the Vichy region of France it's merely Sparkling Neoliberalism
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Trevor Risk @sunshinesucks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Brandon Lee in The Crow
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LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛ @lediva.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If history repeats, Caitlyn will come out as AI maybe next summer.
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Every time I see a post about how a blue wave will impeach and remove trump (or other bold, justified act), I think of this Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey bit.
" One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no, I said. 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late. "
Jack Handey
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
To all who observe, please allow me to to express my heartfelt support and solidarity with all those today saying: Da Bears.
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You, watching the Chargers, thinking they're supposed to win against a seemingly easy opponent: this sicks, what the fuck Me, never paying close attention to my former team, doing something else with my time: Hahaha, yes, yes!!!
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We need a Tracker on CBS for the left
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don't know what outcome I'm rooting for in Houston
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Arch Manning is easily the worst looking manning, and that's some stiff competition
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
POV you're a billionaire trying to live forever and Death catches up with you
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
BONE-SHAKA-LAKA
A skeleton dunking on your ass
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If a candidate is funded by donors who want them to compromise on trans rights, Gaza, immigration, ICE, cops, AI, whatever--the that's what they'll do once elected. The only pressure that will get them to change their mind is a better, bigger sack of cash and benefits.
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The "post 9/11 unity" at my college lasted until around lunch time when someone called in a bomb threat.
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Well it wasn't enough, they didn't have it in them
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Rams hoping to look less embarrassing on the scoreboard after this drive
Garbage day guy from silent night deadly night 2 I think saying garbage time
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
According to AI, you can't spell FRAUDS without LA RAMS
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There's something resembling a football game on my teevee, did you all know about this
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
we’re all being asked to make sacrifices. going forward, deskmates will be expected to share a ceremonial dagger
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Incels declare sex strike, film at eleven
Harried 11 o'clock news caster looking even more harried
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 09/09/2026
Hey so, I don't promote myself very often because it makes me feel weird, but I'm entering my second year without steady employment so I sit here, sheepishly reminding you that I still have a Patreon, and I plan on giving it extra attention for the season! www.patreon.com/c/DrawPlayDave
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The Draw Play — creating Football Comics
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If the foldable phone still doesn't have a headphone jack then fuck you
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Old School Zero @oldschoolzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I swear most of you would jump in a stranger's windowless van if they promised you social media clout.
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