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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 3h
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Peter Griffin's Epic Eating & Collapse
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 15h
Hot dudes. Scott will selflessly throw himself onto any hot dudes that come near the Speaker. Also, Scotty rigged some shit in Pennsylvania 2 years ago. Guaranteed.
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yup. Told y’all that shit was gonna get televised and monetized. www.reddit.com/r/news/s/rUb...
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SubwayHero4Ever's comment on "Pentagon to execute convicted Fort Hood mass shooter Nidal Hasan by firing squad"
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That guy can eat my poo.
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is, somehow, a dumber answer than that pageant girl answer from so long ago.
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can his law degree be revoked? Holy shit, what a dumb couch fucking clown this guy is.
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She needs the money so she can get another white trash titty tattoo at the meth-mart.
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hope this piece of shit is haunted for the rest of his life.
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What’s the next step after concept of a plan? Cuz I think that’s what that flappy face anus of his, is going on about.
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s like something out of a B-Movie.
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That chopper has to smell so bad.
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What the in the sweet fucking hell is that thing, standing to his left?
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Republicans are REAL pieces of shit.
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
open.spotify.com/track/5csiEV... Cocaine is at fault for this train wreck.
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Everybody's Talkin'
Leonard Nimoy · Spaced Out - The Best of Leonard Nimoy & William Shatner · Song · 1997
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The words you’re looking for are Brain Damage. Say it with me, Brain Damage. #BrainDamage.
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fucking clown and anyone still gargling his nuts.
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Should have scheduled a colonoscopy. Far more enjoyable than being in a room with that 3 foot tall clown.
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Groundskeeper Willie: Then Grease Me Up, Woman!
ALT: Groundskeeper Willie: Then Grease Me Up, Woman!
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Women in Salem were burned alive for less than what this brain damaged moron is babbling about.
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bahahahaha
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This dude is SO brain damaged.
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh yay! This human piece of dog shit is finally dead.
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She’s got all of the pardons in that bag, btw.
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Are we sure that guy isn’t Jim Downey?
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Kids In The Hall: Crushing Your Head!
ALT: Kids In The Hall: Crushing Your Head!
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Those dumb fuckfaces behind him think they’re not gonna get sent to die in the Middle East, next year.
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Its Diaper Dance
ALT: Its Diaper Dance
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Their Alfredo sauce ain’t bad. Works well with chicken and pineapple. I’m glad your patient enjoyed her pizza. #ThinCrustForLife.
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
Count Blah from Greg The Bunny.
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
Count Blah, from the Fox TV show Greg The Bunny.
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=Cwx_... Thanks for answering me.
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DEVO / Gut Feeling
YouTube video by Stephen kiely
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." You’re free now, you goon.
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
More. Of. This. Sue this clown into extinction.
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They deserve to lose everything.
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lol. They didn’t teach her about colonialism, eh?
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ham face needs to sit the fuck down.
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not sure who’s more brain damaged, the fake blonde struggling to ask basic questions or the racist trash bag in yellow, with a 2nd grade education level.
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Get her a participation trophy now, before it’s too late.
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Put grandpa to bed already.
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Garbage people who belong in a trash barge.
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Goddamn clown is still here.
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No shit. Didn’t he get booted out of Australia?
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How can they talk so much, with Trump’s balls in their mouths?
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He’s been drinking that blue hair comb liquid again.
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Put them in his neighborhood.
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lol. Endorsed by another GOP child molester. Yikes!
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Botox face. She only has one facial expression.
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Missouri voted for a dead guy over Ashcroft, many years ago.
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t much care for either team but, I haven’t watched baseball in so so long, that I can’t tear myself away from this game. Holy shit, is this really the first time the Red Sox have a man on 2nd? #JustABitOutside
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Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh shit, did he shoot a child too?
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