Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Who’s the cry baby bitch writing trash for Rolling Stone? 000
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Iowa State is definitely gonna finish last in the BIGXII. Jamie Pollard and Matt Campbell really fucked this program over. 000
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026There was a html game in the mid 90s that was basically this. It was fantastic! @vulture.com 000
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Got a new pair of old man shoes for the flat footed old man. 000
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026@bencollins.bsky.social dude, the @theonion.com needs to run a story about Trump being declared dead then resurrected 3 days later just before the midterms, because you just know it has been considered by his Evangelical council crazy lady. 000
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026static.klipy.comArrested Development: Dozens of UsALT: Arrested Development: Dozens of Us 000
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The world’s most straight and definitely not gay military force, would like to take a look at your dick and balls. #NoHomo. 000
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026and the new World Heavyweight Herman Cain Award Championship Belt goes to…. 000
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026In about two more weeks, JD Vance will offer to suck your dick, if you vote republican. 000
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 13/09/2026How I’ve been watching the football, the last two days. #NFL #Eagles 110
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Mongo Fetterman will switch parties after the midterms. 010
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The funniest thing could happen in Dallas, this week. 000
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I’m 100% OK with this. Sign me and my family up, @info.radio-canada.ca 000
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Local stoner group, glad pandemic delivery option of leaving food on front steps, still available. 000
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Get a real job and a better dye job while you’re at it. 010
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Lol. This shit is broken. I’m from PR and moved to the Midwest at 17, 30 years ago. My dialect is drunk, apparently. 100
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 01/09/2026apps.apple.com/us/app/mapqu... Apple Maps bent the knee.apps.apple.comMapQuest GPS Navigation & Maps App - App StoreDownload MapQuest GPS Navigation & Maps by MapQuest Holdings LLC on the App Store. See screenshots, ratings and reviews, user tips, and more apps like MapQuest… 000
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 01/09/2026@dominos-pizza.bsky.social You guys should just make Detroit style pizza from now on. Seriously, it’s pretty good. Way better than the other kinds. You’ve had the logo for decades already. 000
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 31/08/2026It’s 90 degrees out. He’s wearing a Carhartt jacket. Today was his orientation day where I work. 🤦♂️ 110
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: NIN x 2 TOOL x 2 A Perfect Circle x 2 Weird Al Gogol Bordello Bob Dylan Tomahawk The Pixies Phish Widespread Panic 110
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Not sure why it got taken down from YouTube, but i highly recommend watching I Do The Rock video by Tim Curry.static.klipy.comTim Curry: I Do The Rock PerformanceALT: Tim Curry: I Do The Rock Performance 110
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry too? John Waters and Willie Nelson need round the clock surveillance immediately.static.klipy.comWilderness GirlsALT: Wilderness Girls 010
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Don’t let republicans utter her name today or ever again. 010
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Make sure to remind every conservative that will be paying their “respects” to Dolly Parton, that she absolutely hated their guts and what they stand for. 130
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Where’s the owner of Ebersole Beef at? This is exactly what she voted for. 000
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Lol. Are we still paying attention to MTG? She’s Nancy Mace without the ink and missing chromosomes or extra ones. Either way, stop giving this albino monkey turd any attention. 000
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 15/08/2026A Trump crypto bank? What could possibly go wrong??? Can’t wait for the mouthbreather crowd to lose every single penny. 010
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 12/08/2026This is a pre-pardon/executive immunity maneuver. 000
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Not sure what this #dahlia is called so I’ll name it Fart Blossom. 020
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 12/08/2026apnews.com/article/ice-... How many agents are gonna shock their balls or jerk off while wearing these electric shock gloves almost immediately?apnews.comAP Exclusive: ICE plans to give officers gloves that can deliver painful electric shocksImmigration and Customs Enforcement officers may soon be outfitted with gloves that can deliver painful electric shocks that are intended to gain compliance from combative individuals. 010
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Let’s go ahead and ask Charlie Kirk about this….🤣 000
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Mmmm. Toothpaste, coffee and seaweed. What a lovely combination of flavors in my mouth. 000
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 10/08/2026www.denverpost.com/2026/08/10/c... White trash grandma raising white trash kids. Republican family values in full display!denverpost.comLauren Boebert’s son arrested on charges of sexual exploitation of a child, court records showTyler Boebert, 21, was arrested in Garfield County and was released from the county’s jail on Sunday, jail records show. 000
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I don’t know what this one is named, so I’ll name it Rodger Slutface. Enjoy. @diedrichbader.bsky.social 000
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 28/07/2026@diedrichbader.bsky.social This ridiculous monster is called Penhill Watermelon. If something ever happens to me, I want this one investigated first. The mosquitoes were present. 111
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 19/07/2026You know what this #WorldCup really needed? More advertising space. I was still able to see the pitch through the Michelob Ultra wraparound frame and the clear board, literally covered in logos. #ESPAÑA 121
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I work with the dumbest motherfuckers. Like bottom of the employment barrel in this town. I’d be totally OK if they get replaced by AI robots. One of Elmo’s remote controlled sex toys could do a better job in this meat department. 010
Reposted by Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷The Oatmeal @theoatmeal.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I drew a police sketch of Jimothy in case the cops need it 171076189
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 17/07/2026#cdnpoli Miller looks like a deflated breast implant found on a beach. 000
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 17/07/2026This human anal fissure has zero room to talk about how other people look. 000
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Boogie Nights is one of my top 3 favorite movies of all time. I genuinely hope they teach the structure of that movie in film school. The musical scoring is so perfectly tied into the script. 110
Mascarpwn. 🇵🇷 @oldnewdad.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Happy #ConAir to all who celebrate.static.klipy.comNicholas Cage's Fabulous SmileALT: Nicholas Cage's Fabulous Smile 010
