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No matter how many guys the Cubs choose over him, and that number has to be in the hundreds by now, Assad just delivers every time he gets a chance. Ultimate underdog.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

This game script makes the Cubs blowing it virtually inevitable.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Considering that’s his go-to, we should send Janet Jackson to interview him and see if his head explodes.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I can’t for the life of me understand why they all consistently elect him as their leader, probably because I hate the answer.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Fuck the Air & Water Show! Fuck the crowds! Fuck their international colors of MAGA! Fuck the pollution! Fuck the traffic! Fuck the military recruitment the hardest! It can drop a bomb on itself.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Is a Polymarket ad soundtracked by “Let’s have a toast for the douchebags” self-aware?

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Big Mixx, who reportedly is from the Yakima Valley but feels chaotic enough to go against home team.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Who needs Skubal when you’ve got Asshat? (We call him that as a term of endearment).

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

In the words of Randal in “Clerks,” you’ll be missed.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Charlie Kirk’s dad. They all look like Charlie Kirk at some stage of his life.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

🎶I love myself, I want you to love me …🎶 Wait, WHAT??? Gothenburg, Sweden.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Thielbar is Bullpen Taillon this year.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Light a mup-Muppet on fire, Andrew Wantz. #Cubs

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

What’s the most racist thing they could call it? Nailed it.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

The ideal destination for Taillon has its fences 550 feet from home plate and 3 PCA clones playing outfield.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Same age as me Kerry Wood pitching behind his back is better than Taillon.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Taillon, just throw the ball over the fence.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Having finally gotten to see her sing “Anthems” live, allow me to say: Club me with a microphone stand, Emily Haines!!!

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Media, please find a synonym to “chilling.” My several-year plea. When everything is “chilling,” nothing is.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

The me that puts stickers shot from a confetti cannon on his forehead is a step in the right direction in terms of versions of me that I like better in the world.

A mediocre white man who looks vaguely like Adam Sandler has an orange sticker that says HOT on his forehead. He somehow winks with his mouth to show he’s in on the joke.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

The Noid is the only pure chaos agent. Like who doesn’t root for Muttley in Wacky Races. Noid is a layup.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Same. Especially with the caps. It’s the definitive line reading of those words. Only made better by the absolute nonsequitur that follows.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Beat me to the joke by a minute. Respect.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

That was John Lennon’s original lyrics.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

He stole that shit from Cinderella.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

🎶When I get lonely and I’m sure I’ve had enough/ She sends a cable coming in with a bear/ … WE’VE GOT A THING THAT’S CALLED RADAR BEAR!/ WE’VE GOT A BEAR IN THE SKYYYYY🎶

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I first thought that was Brian Kelly, getting ready to work on a scissor lift.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Not to mention the impending, though probably already existing, non-consensual testosterone lab experiments, none of whom will ever be Steve Rogers.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Taillon should save everyone the time and effort and just throw the ball over the fence.

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