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Old King Clancy

@oldkingclancy.bsky.social

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Pulls hair up, not out. AuDHD. He/him. In Chicago. From MD.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

There’s finance bros getting down to Sussudio here and I’m getting far away so I’m not murdered.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Found footage of Kash Patel: clip.cafe/south-park-b...

'You're such a pig-fucker, Phillip! Terrance, why would you call me a pig-fucker? Well,...' | South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Clip

Watch the clip 'You're such a pig-fucker, Phillip! Terrance, why would you call me a pig-fucker? Well,...' from the movie South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut on Clip.Cafe. Terrence: You're such a pig-f...

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

This dude in the Schwab commercial is a dead ringer for Ken Paxton.

Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

More pitchers should hit Matt Shaw in the neck.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

youtu.be/cNgxyL5zEAk?...

IT'S ME AUSTIN!

YouTube video by SenorPwnage

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

No matter how many guys the Cubs choose over him, and that number has to be in the hundreds by now, Assad just delivers every time he gets a chance. Ultimate underdog.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

This game script makes the Cubs blowing it virtually inevitable.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Fuck the Air & Water Show! Fuck the crowds! Fuck their international colors of MAGA! Fuck the pollution! Fuck the traffic! Fuck the military recruitment the hardest! It can drop a bomb on itself.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Is a Polymarket ad soundtracked by “Let’s have a toast for the douchebags” self-aware?

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Who needs Skubal when you’ve got Asshat? (We call him that as a term of endearment).

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Crab phrasing!

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Thielbar is Bullpen Taillon this year.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Light a mup-Muppet on fire, Andrew Wantz. #Cubs

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

The ideal destination for Taillon has its fences 550 feet from home plate and 3 PCA clones playing outfield.

Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Same age as me Kerry Wood pitching behind his back is better than Taillon.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Taillon, just throw the ball over the fence.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Fuck ‘em up, Mike II!!

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Having finally gotten to see her sing “Anthems” live, allow me to say: Club me with a microphone stand, Emily Haines!!!

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Media, please find a synonym to “chilling.” My several-year plea. When everything is “chilling,” nothing is.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

He stole that shit from Cinderella.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

🎶When I get lonely and I’m sure I’ve had enough/ She sends a cable coming in with a bear/ … WE’VE GOT A THING THAT’S CALLED RADAR BEAR!/ WE’VE GOT A BEAR IN THE SKYYYYY🎶

Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Photo of Nixon and Elvis shaking hands with heading “We’re Dead.”

Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Taillon should save everyone the time and effort and just throw the ball over the fence.

Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

That was strategic.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Spain youtu.be/wx_ZNn-_klk?...

Beavis and butthead- never gonna score

YouTube video by Bad Badger

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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

No I did not sub in for Spain

Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Is Enzo waving to Trump to let him back in?

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Phil Maton is this year’s Hector Neris and Ryan Pressly.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Canada, “Anthems For a Seventeen-Year-Old Girl” was right there. And not just because Trump showed up.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Put Rage Against the Machine out there right fucking now.

Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Every time I hear “Heat of the Moment”: Opening Riff: “Oh hell yeah!!!” After That: “Oh no. I forgot this song sucks!”

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

🎶MAYBE I SHOULD CALL ME AN AMBULANCE!!!🎶 (I never get tired of this bit).

Ferris Wheel. I always make the same Gaslight Anthem joke whenever I see one.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I’m not going to go, but their marketing person deserves a raise.

Concert ad for Fastball and Spacehog doing the “Space-Ball Tour” with a picture of a flying RV.

Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

So like you rejecting the results of the NY primaries?

Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Seriously, @msnownews.bsky.social, putting Trump ads on your network kinda shows your entire hand.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Immediate care playing “12 to 12” is definitely a high-level challenge in trying not to dance whenever it comes on.

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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

and the cup, which did NOT come home,

Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Now Kane has time for the Sunday foursome at Mar-a-Lago.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

It’s not coming home, but y’all are going home.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I hope England had a smack barm pea wet during their Pausa.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

It feels like Pickford has been England’s keeper my entire life. He’s like Highlander. Wait, that’s not England. I’m bad at this.

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Why is @maddow.bsky.social Show running ads for Trump Accounts?

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I feel bad making a Salem witch trials joke since it was misogynistic genocide, but Salem witches also had to go on Meet the Press.

Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Meet the Press should kill more people.

Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Still dislike their music, but hey, Twenty-One Pilots, how did Lindsey Graham die? youtu.be/nky4me4NP70?...

twenty one pilots: Tear In My Heart [OFFICIAL VIDEO]

YouTube video by Fueled By Ramen

Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Tell that to Christine Blasey-Ford, you obsequious collaborator.

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statusjoe.bsky.social @statusjoe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

No one gave the munchkins shit when they sang Ding Dong the Witch Is Dead

Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Fjuck!!!!

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Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Does England look like this? (I honestly don’t know, never been to England).

Photo from Naerofjord

Old King Clancy @oldkingclancy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Gol, Norway.

Train station in Gol, Norway.

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