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Giddy Gobo

@oldheadsz.bsky.social
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Goblins aren't criminals. They just don't understand or respect private property.

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Giddy Gobo @oldheadsz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Surprise, surprise. Humans appropriating our music again.
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 16/09/2026
We are joining Macklemore in donating to the people of Palestine with another $10,000 to the Palestine Children’s Relief Fund, which will help aid families amid the ongoing genocide. We encourage our followers & anyone with the means to join if they can: pcrf.net
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Giddy Gobo @oldheadsz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The fact that fascists aren't smart seems to offend liberals more than the harm they do. If only the fascists were clever, then they could whisper "touché" to themselves when they were defeated by their worthy adversary.
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Giddy Gobo @oldheadsz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Watching the Democrats get in to office, defend ICE, refuse to prosecute most of the crimes committed by Trump, explain the importance of bipartisanship, do nothing to reverse tax breaks, and attack the shit out of the progressives who get in to office will be both unsurprising and maddening.
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Giddy Gobo @oldheadsz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's genuinely insane to read about challenging material things that fascists have just tried to "will" their way through. Imagine being an anywhere near competent administrator and being completely ignored by a guy whose whole plan is just mystical language and chutzpah.
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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Update: lol
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Giddy Gobo @oldheadsz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
As we goblins dwell in the darkness, so we know you live forever!
A true LegendMy second cousin, Bix.
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Giddy Gobo @oldheadsz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The priests of Urgoblat are singing the song of Mizu. There will be no reprieve from these awful times. Things are about to get dumber!
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Giddy Gobo @oldheadsz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I was speaking to a human about climate change and how we were at the elbow of the curve. He made the joke that we were just flexing. We both laughed until I realized this joke had successfully erased the thought of climate change from his head. He was not longer concerned and had moved on. Help.
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Giddy Gobo @oldheadsz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Good shabbos. End Zionism, liberate Palestine, give the Iranians peace.
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Giddy Gobo @oldheadsz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Giddy Gobo @oldheadsz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I don't fear AES because my Muslim friends, having suffered the emotional distress that comes with Islamophobia, are some of the first to call out people when they are actually antisemitic. The fact that they don't approve of the genocide in Gaza just means we have even more in common.
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Giddy Gobo @oldheadsz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Convince me they didn't meet up to hunt human beings for sport. You can't.
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Giddy Gobo @oldheadsz.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The last 10 years has felt like watching the world fail an open book quiz.
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Giddy Gobo @oldheadsz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This Goblin wonders, why do the fascist humans hate communist humans so much.
youtube.com
President Trump: 'You can be a communits or a patriot, you cannot be both'
YouTube video by Newsmax
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Giddy Gobo @oldheadsz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
our Venezuelan comrades are getting back on their feet, but can use any help you can give.
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Giddy Gobo @oldheadsz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
We don't have pedophiles in Goblin culture because we are all just born fully adult from ass spores that thrive on rotten meat, but I can see why you guys wouldn't like them.
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Giddy Gobo @oldheadsz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
In Goblin society we know that Vance is an anagram for Vecna,
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Giddy Gobo @oldheadsz.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
In Goblin culture, we are deeply suspicious of the ex-Goblin hunters with "I hate Goblin" tattoos.
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Giddy Gobo @oldheadsz.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Oh, jeez. My manticores have gotten in to my neighbors yard again, and she keeps screaming that one of them has the face of her late father. I don't think animal control is going to listen to reason this time...
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Giddy Gobo @oldheadsz.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Izkzl brkltigi. That is all.
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Giddy Gobo @oldheadsz.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Now we pray to the goblin lord of Chaos, Izzi'izzik. "May you go insane and enjoy the rest of your life."
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Giddy Gobo @oldheadsz.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Goblins have all different phenotypes that have never once become a thing because we're cooler than humans. That's really it.
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Giddy Gobo @oldheadsz.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Humans told me that their leaders were great and powerful men. I'm sitting next to one right now. I think he's addicted to his ketamine nasal spray and the only time I've heard his voice was when he laughed at a joke I think humans consider "racist".
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Giddy Gobo @oldheadsz.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
All praise to the dark worm, Izik Az. It slithers and writhes across the wet soil of the universe, consuming old and shitting new.
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Giddy Gobo @oldheadsz.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
We goblins have evaluated all human art and have found that only the man named "Tim Heidecker" has produced anything we like.
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Giddy Gobo @oldheadsz.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Goblins do not approach everything as an academic problem. When other goblins espouse hateful beliefs and can't seem to intuit why they are wrong after a long enough time, we just throw them in to the pit of Urzaklem.
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Giddy Gobo @oldheadsz.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I've never felt more vindicated.
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Giddy Gobo @oldheadsz.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
People say Goblins eat human children. That's actually US presidents. We subsist on mushrooms and insects, mostly.
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