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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️

@oldbrownshoe.bsky.social
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💛 #1 Dad (my coffee mug proves it) 🐳 Animal lover ⚖️ Court reporter ⚽️ Saturday coach 🪲 John, Paul, George, and Ringo 💜 fXck cancer (all the way off)

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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
In that case, the Nazis did a LOT of lashing out…
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Ahh, the old, “I didn’t punch him; his face hit my hand” defense…
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
“Oh, yeah?! But what about the time Hillary Clinton laughed with Obama while Biden watched and Kamala listened on the phone?! That’s why everyone must die!!!”
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
More like the “sleeping” President; am I right?…
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If people were actually paying attention, we would have had 1-2 women presidents over the last decade specifically and that man would be in prison.
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Like the great Winston Churchill once said, “The Americans had better damn well stop invading Normandy, holding the Ardennes, and marching towards Berlin!”
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Even when they say it out loud, they don’t lose any followers. It’s. A. Qult.
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Over the past decade+, I have watched Dems snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory time and time again with worsening results. Dems aren’t the answer; fighting back is.
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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I'M Behind You Robbie Freeling
Alt: Poltergeist
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Hold my hat.” — Chuck
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Schumer Smiles
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A riot is what he wants; and this time, there’s no one left to tell him “no” to when he wants to shoot us in the knees — and heads, shoulders, and toes…
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lasso a Slow Horse
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He better take off his collar and hide his leash…
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Up Schmitt’s Creek (without a paddle) He’s the Four Seasons Landscaping of cardboard cutouts.
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Yes, but the price of eggs and fuck your feelings.”
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He’s speaking for all the billionaires and millionaires; he doesn’t give a shit about us.
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s all Obama’s fault, so they don’t have to ask why
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dont know. But, I know this: Millions of Americans dying during Covid; a violent attempted coup d’état on live Tv; our nation’s biggest secrets being stolen and stored in a bathroom; 46 felony charges, a sexual assault conviction; DOGE; ICE; the Epstein Files; and Iran haven’t been “enough.”
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
All those unlocked doors at Mar-a-lardass are still paying off
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“I didn’t think the tiger would attack ME!!!” — Roy Horn (R)
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sorry, folks, but Lucy is going to pull the ball away AGAIN.
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Lucy Pulls Football from Charlie Brown
ALT: Lucy Pulls Football from Charlie Brown
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Whoever it was took “getting a piece of ass” too literally 🫏
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Even if this was highly accurate, somehow Chuck Schumer would still fuck it up. We have to vote in numbers too big to steal and too big for the Dems to snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory (again).
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It will be when MAGA elect him to Congress….
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Then Fox News will do their thing and everybody will blame Hillary for that too.
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Kim Jongun Nods and Claps
ALT: Kim Jongun Nods and Claps
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“but the BEST one!!!” 👀😳
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“You need to suffer for my ambitions!”
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“Who cares about facts when we’re trying to feel important!!!”
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I often think about how much happier I’d be — and safer; and confident in knowing most of our country knows the difference between right and wrong; and grateful my groceries, gas, and utilities aren’t as expensive; and, perhaps most of all, cherishing time spent with the GOP family I no longer can.
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I can’t believe how many white-trash “Christian men” will masturbate to this picture.
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I am SO ready to party like it’s 1999.
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Prince - 1999 Music Video
ALT: Prince - 1999 Music Video
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“But Trump is a man’s man and only wears the BEST diapers.”
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It’s all Biden’s fault, and his approval ratings are gonna suffer.
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Because Dems suck at messaging.
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Perfect for shitty psychopaths.
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
That storm has huge boobulus clouds
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I say, eat more plant-based foods from here on out!!!!
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
When there are zero ethics, there’s never a line.
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I didn’t even see it coming! — Lloyd Christmas
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Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber Laughs
ALT: Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber Laughs
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Crime for me but none for thee
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
They keep taking away more of our rights while we just go on complaining about Starbucks and blaming Biden.
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My man looks like what happens when cocaine has a baby with the acid that turned the Joker white and green.
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Jack Nicholson's Iconic Joker
ALT: Jack Nicholson's Iconic Joker
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Chicken-shit fascists
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is how I know for sure he was never shot in the ear.
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Their dum.
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Or almost feeling bad about the roofy.
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Bill Cosby's Iconic Smirk
ALT: Bill Cosby's Iconic Smirk
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
“Yes, but feeding kids won’t own the Libs.” - mAgAssholes
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I hate you. If you’re wondering if I’m talking to you, I am. If you know that I’m *not* talking to you, I’m pretty sure you hate them as well.
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Django: The D is Silent
ALT: Django: The D is Silent
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👞 Old Brown Shoe 🕊️ @oldbrownshoe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I hope his lady bugs are getting a serious Hell-burn. 🔥
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