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@oldandbored.bsky.social
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Never voted tory. I dont understand the world post 2016, was it really the fault of a dead gorilla? From the boro and proud of it.

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 27m
It is a cult. The lack of critical thinking here is scary.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Same here, every Xmas eve.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm 55, my wife is 62. I cannot accept the fact she doesn't know Chorlton and the Wheelies. And Jamie and his magic torch. She has no recollection.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Harry Potters cousin at the end cracks me up every time.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm reading an article about the new Lego Joker wall art. And this advert is in the middle of it. WTF pays £75 for a knife to open up boxes. Just do what u do and grab 1 out of the kitchen when sommit gets delivered.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have 2 of Graeme's portraits in my office. I cant help but smile at them at least 3 or 4 times a day.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Along with Bob Mortimer and Captain Cook, 1 of the greatest Smoggies ever. Obviously the quote is completely random and has nothing to do with any of today's news.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Someone talk me out of getting a pup. Ive been dog less for nearly 3 years. Me and the wife want a dog but like our holidays. We don't think its fair to put a dog in kennels. But now im thinking skip hols get a dog.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
1 series of Clinton's podcast is different to the others. It follows him around a psychic (wanted to write piskick) festival. I think it would have been great as a sitcom.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Great news, now if I could only get off at South Bank. That would be good.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I nearly broke a finger turning over that reform dedication to Ann Widdicombe.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The band I assume.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Mr. Krabs Plays the World's Smallest Sad Violin
ALT: Mr. Krabs Plays the World's Smallest Sad Violin
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm going to go out on a limb here. But I reckon within the next 24 hours "counter terrorism police" say Fartage is lying about delay.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Anyone not from the Boro who is watching any coverage today on Sky News or the BBC. I just want to preemptively say that we aren't all like that.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Isn't he the bloke who asked if it was OK if he relieved himself due to the excitement of watching ICE in action? Literally a wanker.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm guessing AI has never watched a single baton change in a relay race.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'll be honest at 1st when I read the quoted stats I was thinking that can't be write. That's the only reason I googled it. My view isn't as scenic, sat near the 66 outside Asda.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A quick Google search of "what is ethnic makeup of the population of cleveland police constabulary", gives answer 94.5% white.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@news.sky.com Just had to turn you off. I dont know who the right wing woman is doing the paper review. And tbh I don't want to. Any reason why she felt the need to laugh and make a comment about calling Sadiq Khan, "Sir"?
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hearing Dolly Parton has died. I've not seen this confirmed yet. Devoed if its true.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I searched reddit yesterday to see if there was any news about the crash. Post about "pigs dying" made me close the app.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Harassed!!!! Theres some people out there who are truly stupid.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Wtf is there a gofundme for the 5 lads. They were in a car with cloned plates, up to no good. Then they decided to drive the wrong way up the A66 so the police called off their chase. It could have been anyone on that bend who died. It could have been me, I drive the road near enough every day.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I dont think I've ever seen that chippy open.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My heads gone at that Sky news story about child sex dolls being legal to buy in the UK.
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David Rose's WTF Reaction
ALT: David Rose's WTF Reaction
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
And, after it happened they mustered every duty personnel . We all stood there , and it's 35+ years ago. But 1 bloke was so out of character. He was epitome of sitting his pants. Told cid this. But cos I signed to say I was near her compartment I was no.1 suspect.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
amazing. Considering they had a list of everyone on board and there was no other possible suspects.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Feeling. Things got so bad someone attempted to murder a female officer. Unluckily for me, I was on duty at time. That was a fun time being questioned repeatedly. Even turning up at my home with the local police. They never did catch the person. Which I always find....2
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I did 3 months pissing about in the Atlantic, sea trials and various exercises. I was going daft towards the end. I can't imagine how those on-board the Lincoln are..... 1
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I hope everyone who slaughtered him online are very proud of themselves.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Any exit polls?
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The Last House on Netflix. I suspended my cynicism through the majority of the film. I wont spoil anything, but come on. What a steaming pile of shite.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I remember 1999. Did anyone else feel today's partial eclipse took the piss? I sat there with my weetabix pin hole camera. Nowt happened. It didn't go dark. I sat there and thought is some eclipse twats joke that us normal twats don't get? I am underwhelmed.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
For some reason in Middlesbrough that is sold in pizza shops as either a London pizza or Boro pizza
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Watching UKs strongest man. Not something I normally watch and something I've not really been interested in since Geoff Capes days. Glenn Ross is ruining it with his over the top announcements.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
We could do with a Butlerian Jihad.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I like Lewis, and the News Agents. But wife calls him shark teeth .
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I know he hasn't got 1 btw.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I dont know if Gary Neville is on Bluesky. But if anyone follows him. Can you ask him if he has a premier league man of the match award. If he doesn't £15k will pay my mortgage off, and it's his.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I've Just applied for tipping point. There is a question about disability. And 1st i'm not belittling disability at all. But if I'm successful I've asked for a hand double. Cos after 55 years of biting my nails. There is no way I want my stubs on screen.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Requiem bored the pants off me. I stopped playing it halfway through.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Gonna admit. I'm getting a touch bored of your content.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Kemi Badenoch boils my piss
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
And yet this bloke thinks the working class don't take busses.🤡
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I'm putting taunting Americans and putting a quiz together in my top 2 activities.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Get the fuck in there
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
What a shock, it an England player in the book 1st. Its right we are playing FIFA tonight.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
When the fuck is the ref gonna book 1 of them.
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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I can feel my blood pressure going up at how dirty these twats are.
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