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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Along with Bob Mortimer and Captain Cook, 1 of the greatest Smoggies ever. Obviously the quote is completely random and has nothing to do with any of today's news.

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Someone talk me out of getting a pup. Ive been dog less for nearly 3 years. Me and the wife want a dog but like our holidays. We don't think its fair to put a dog in kennels. But now im thinking skip hols get a dog.

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I nearly broke a finger turning over that reform dedication to Ann Widdicombe.

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I'm going to go out on a limb here. But I reckon within the next 24 hours "counter terrorism police" say Fartage is lying about delay.

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Anyone not from the Boro who is watching any coverage today on Sky News or the BBC. I just want to preemptively say that we aren't all like that.

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

@news.sky.com Just had to turn you off. I dont know who the right wing woman is doing the paper review. And tbh I don't want to. Any reason why she felt the need to laugh and make a comment about calling Sadiq Khan, "Sir"?

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Hearing Dolly Parton has died. I've not seen this confirmed yet. Devoed if its true.

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Harassed!!!! Theres some people out there who are truly stupid.

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Wtf is there a gofundme for the 5 lads. They were in a car with cloned plates, up to no good. Then they decided to drive the wrong way up the A66 so the police called off their chase. It could have been anyone on that bend who died. It could have been me, I drive the road near enough every day.

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

My heads gone at that Sky news story about child sex dolls being legal to buy in the UK.

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David Rose's WTF Reaction

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I hope everyone who slaughtered him online are very proud of themselves.

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

The Last House on Netflix. I suspended my cynicism through the majority of the film. I wont spoil anything, but come on. What a steaming pile of shite.

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I remember 1999. Did anyone else feel today's partial eclipse took the piss? I sat there with my weetabix pin hole camera. Nowt happened. It didn't go dark. I sat there and thought is some eclipse twats joke that us normal twats don't get? I am underwhelmed.

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Watching UKs strongest man. Not something I normally watch and something I've not really been interested in since Geoff Capes days. Glenn Ross is ruining it with his over the top announcements.

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I dont know if Gary Neville is on Bluesky. But if anyone follows him. Can you ask him if he has a premier league man of the match award. If he doesn't £15k will pay my mortgage off, and it's his.

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I've Just applied for tipping point. There is a question about disability. And 1st i'm not belittling disability at all. But if I'm successful I've asked for a hand double. Cos after 55 years of biting my nails. There is no way I want my stubs on screen.

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

When the fuck is the ref gonna book 1 of them.

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I can feel my blood pressure going up at how dirty these twats are.

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I feel we are due to give a big team a good going over, a la Netherlands Euro 98 and Germany Munich 01. Anyways I'll look forward seeing this posted in r/agedlikemilk tomorrow.

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cw... Iran warns against interference in Strait of Hormuz as Trump says US will 'take over' - BBC News

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Imtired Boss

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Utter AI slop. The director tonight did a close up a couple of times. Some supposedly England fan wore this, and had no idea that looks nowt like Bobby Moore. Look at the inscription under the Jules Reme.

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Forever he shall be known as "big dan burn".

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Cos I go to the toilet during the "hydration break". It got to the point whenever I go its now a dehydration break.

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I really want Max to kill both kids in the new version of Cape Fear. Tbh he can kill the whole family, bunch of saps.

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Who is the American mumbler? Commentating the Sinner v Djokovic semi, with an incredibly boring, droning voice.

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I do wish the 2 RAF Typhoons currently pissing about over the boro would fuck off.

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Remind me, in which party did his wife used be the home secretary.

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I've just had a call with a member of my team, originally from India. who's daughter has been ill for a couple of weeks. The doctors at the hospital don't know what is wrong. He's thinking of sending his wife with daughter to India for treatment. A said reflection on the NHS.

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Trust Terry to turn up and steal some limelight

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Rooney is beating Joe Hart in the best Turkey hair operation competition. Joe Hart looks like a 70s Actionman.

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Yanks can fuck the way off with these hydration breaks. Its just so they can put an advert on.

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I swear Yanks are the human version of a dog. Show them a ball and they get well excited. Its 36 degrees here with over 80% humidity. And those daft twats are running about.

Americans running about in stupid levels of heat and humidity

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Some yank tried to explain the intricacies of playing "corn hole" to me today. I said you just shot a bean bag in a hole, don't you. It genuinely wasn't something hard to do.

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Technically I have a self employed job i work (along side my PAYE job) for the premier league. I am on holiday where it is 95% Americans. I am thoroughly enjoying myself saying I work for the premier league on a weekend. Again this isn't a lie. And they all think I'm an official at a match. 1

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Charles paid £12.9m tax. Fair play, great. But can someone tell me his annual earnings. Cos I defo reckon he pays less % of his earnings than I do.

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Peter Beardsley doing 1990 loves got the world in motion rap. He's the 2nd voice. 🤣🤣🤣

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I decided I'd show the yanks on holiday how to play rounders. The reason I fell over was because I thought I'd show off and swap hands, and not because I had been on the local beer all day.

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I always thought he was a chancer. What a twat.

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

if they are playing in a stadium with air-conditioning, wtf are they still having hydration breaks? Its rhetorical question, I know its down to the septic tanks wanting ad breaks.

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Why is ITV news reporting some blonde woman and a bloke called Fury have had a 2nd child? Is that really news?

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

@graemebandeira.bsky.social Thank you very much. You have captured his huge stubborn streak. I love it.

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oldandbored.bsky.social @oldandbored.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

It's common knowledge in my house that if my wife watches either the Boro or England on the telly they will lose. As soon as she walks in the room, the other team will score. I'm going to take 1 for the team on Saturday, I'm going to take her out for the afternoon.

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