Julia @okjules.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I swear to god if they let Jelly Roll do a tribute to Dolly at the Grammys I will become the joker 042
Julia @okjules.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Dems would win the midterms if they had Lily Allen write a song about Natalie 021
Julia @okjules.bsky.social · 19/07/2026These soccer players NEED an improv class they are terrible at flopping I can teach them 171
Julia @okjules.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I spoke to Mitch McConnell earlier and he said he had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year 041
Julia @okjules.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Paul George this Paul George that — what about JOHN AND RINGO??? 020
Julia @okjules.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Maybe it’s just the jet lag talking, but wplwjdjdbhssjwjsbrjwa33333 030
Julia @okjules.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Backrooms but it’s just bathrooms. Bathrooms. I’d see that. 010
Julia @okjules.bsky.social · 24/04/2026stop hiring John Hamm to do voiceovers for commercials and start hiring me ! 020
Julia @okjules.bsky.social · 21/04/2026i’d like to be entered into some kind of a transfer portal thx 130
Julia @okjules.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Can’t believe that the big twist in “The Drama” is that Zendaya is Meechee 020
Julia @okjules.bsky.social · 28/03/2026In terms of crashing vehicles, Tiger Woods is the Harrison Ford of the land. 010
Reposted by Juliamoujan z @moujanz.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Join me, @sashastewart.bsky.social, @jilltwiss.bsky.social and this INCREDIBLE list of late night comedy friends (see below!!) as we headline the YALL Comedy Fest with a night of comedy that never made it to air... cause if it did, it would be banned by the FCC :-) www.tixr.com/groups/asylu... 1195
Julia @okjules.bsky.social · 09/02/20262 years in a row that a Drake takes an L at the Super Bowl 030
Julia @okjules.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I’m so sick of AI commercials that I’d kill for an NFT ad right about now 041
Julia @okjules.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I too am internally bleeding in the sense that my blood is inside my body 020
Julia @okjules.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Today is the day Donald Trump finally became able to kidnap another country’s president 020
Julia @okjules.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Chuck Schumer’s gonna write a banger tweet about this Venezuela situation just as soon as he finishes drinking his lunchtime Metamucil 031
Julia @okjules.bsky.social · 08/12/2025really enjoying Heated Rivalry, or as I call it, Hockey Tuah 140
Julia @okjules.bsky.social · 12/11/2025If there’s one thing we can learn from these emails, it’s that Jeffrey Epstein desperately needed Grammarly ! 010
Julia @okjules.bsky.social · 02/10/2025I wish Stephen Miller a really hard and shitty Yom Kippur fast 040
Julia @okjules.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Pete Hegseth is the kind of man who punches holes in drywall when he’s angry 030
Julia @okjules.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Congratulations to all of the comics who booked Guantanamo Coachella 010
Julia @okjules.bsky.social · 07/09/2025I would bet billions of dollars that Trump doesn’t know how tennis is scored. 030
Julia @okjules.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Can AI suffer? Does my Roku have a crush on me? Is my AC unit in a love triangle with my smeg toaster and the Dyson? 020
Julia @okjules.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Ok by far the craziest part of Weapons is that we’re supposed to believe Josh Brolin is the dad of a NINE YEAR OLD 000
Julia @okjules.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Me: My Mother: the older sister of a kid you went to high school with died in May!!! 040
Julia @okjules.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Paramount is about to accidentally remake Network with this Colbert decision 030
Julia @okjules.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Would be very funny if all the recent air travel issues were caused by Nathan Fielder 030