pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 15/03/2025growing up there weren't any screens but my parents would limit my "newspaper time" 000
pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Got run over yesterday by a car and the driver was like: R u okay???? And I was like: I can't even with u 000
pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Working on a documentary for Max about the Hawk Tuah meme coin rugpull!! 000
pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 08/03/2025My favorite part of Nosferatu (2024) is when nicholas hoult asks Nosferatu his pronouns 000
pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 08/03/2025My much older girlfriend just told me I'm "over-determined" 011
pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 04/03/2025I kinda have the opposite experience where I am rethinking my life then bust a nut and everything goes back to normal 000
pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Reading Hamlet, this man should low-key get his ass in therapy !! Ha ha 000
pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 04/03/2025My three year old son keeps telling me that phantom menace was "dark woke" 000
pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Is there a way I can use the trolley problem to get out of a DUI ? 000
pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 01/03/2025like you must know it's going to evoke a negative response out of some people. why not just be a loud and proud idiot 000
pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 01/03/2025accidentally imagined Drake singing: sex pest has the best sex 030
pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 01/03/2025We would yell 'HORSE!' and then kill the approaching horse, this happened hundreds of times a day 000
pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Surveying 10 deadeyed transphobic psychopaths about whether or not they care about "trans issues" then making a cute graph about it 090
pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 28/02/2025The Substance (2024) could have been good if they recast demi moores character with someone younger and hotter 010
pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Kendrick watching a physical comedy from the silent film era : BUSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 000
