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@okinaga.bsky.social
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pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I'ma start cooking crack in my le creuset
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pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Tonight we let the ashwagandha do the talking
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pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Call me sisyphus the way I push that rock
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pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
growing up there weren't any screens but my parents would limit my "newspaper time"
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pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Baffling the hoes
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pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Got run over yesterday by a car and the driver was like: R u okay???? And I was like: I can't even with u
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pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Working on a documentary for Max about the Hawk Tuah meme coin rugpull!!
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pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
My favorite part of Nosferatu (2024) is when nicholas hoult asks Nosferatu his pronouns
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pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
My girlfriend is a crazy ass white boy smh
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pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
My much older girlfriend just told me I'm "over-determined"
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pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Where are my fucking well-wishers I need u rn
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pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
My brother got the vaxx and it turned him straight smh
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pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Reading Hamlet, this man should low-key get his ass in therapy !! Ha ha
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pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
My three year old son keeps telling me that phantom menace was "dark woke"
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pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Is there a way I can use the trolley problem to get out of a DUI ?
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pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
My ops often act in a manner I would describe as uncouth
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pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
All my homies are bellicose
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pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
The Substance (2024) could have been good if they recast demi moores character with someone younger and hotter
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pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
we need a pope who really likes jacking off
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pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
we need a pope who is a Jewish guy
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pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
we need woke stalinkas
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pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
She rasa'd on my tabula until I
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pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
First as tragedy then as farce THEN as screwball comedy
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pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I'm acab except for EMTs
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pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Kendrick watching a physical comedy from the silent film era : BUSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Kendrick in the patisserie: CUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
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pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Shakespeare could have been great if she had had a laptop
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pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
All my ops are pro choice which I also am
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pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I love my ops except for the gay ones those ones I adore
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pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
my ops are mostly Learned doctors
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pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
all my ops have beautiful bodies
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pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
all my ops have particular taste
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pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
they're making it illegal to be Luka Doncic
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pato @okinaga.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
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