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(spo)okie 🎃

@okie.gay
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they/them | 30s | no gender, only wife | tx (not ok) lots of politics posting, cat photos, shitposting also at mastodon.social/@okiedotgay pfp credit: picrew.me/image_maker/38011

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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 2h
milkshake ducked via an animatronic bird
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 4h
it was the deadline I set for myself to come out to my parents back in 2014! (I came out a couple of days later) 💖
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 4h
off the fucking rails. a rogue government.
apnews.com
Federal agents search Rep. Ilhan Omar's home as part of a criminal investigation, AP sources say
Federal agents have searched Democratic U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home as part of a criminal investigation. That's according to people familiar with the matter.
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 9h
still annoyed but more impressed than anything
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 9h
they’re still going (but they have turned it down significantly, I only knew because I stepped outside)
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 11h
my following feed was my discover feed for some reason even when I refreshed but I think I fixed it
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 11h
why is my following feed no longer chronological and there are random people I don’t follow in it wtf is happening
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 11h
honk mimimimi
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 11h
oh wow that’s incredible
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Whit EM @whittyrem.bsky.social · 22h
We picked the perfect day to see the exhibit
 A Keith Haring poster for National Coming Out Day October 11, 1988

It’s his iconic outline of a person colored in yellow coming through an open door
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 12h
aha no
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 12h
I have to be awake in 2.5 hours to drive my wife to the airport at 3 am I am suffering
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 12h
they’re still going btw (I no longer think it’s in their car)
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David C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social · 17h
If you’re wondering what the vibe is going into the midterms the New England fall fair I went to today had a crochet guillotine for sale.
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 14h
fully believe every part of this. dude was SO big
Screenshot of Perine’s wiki page:

During his time in high school and Oklahoma, Perine was noted for his acts of great physical
strength, such as helping lift a car to help a fellow student who did not have a car jack in order to change a flat tire. Jerry Schmidt, strength coach of the Sooners, stated that he could often out bench press most of the team's linemen, with his max being 440 Ibs. Schmidt also noted that nobody else on the team was able to top Perine's max squat (540 Ibs), power clean (380 Ibs), or incline bench (315 Ibs) numbers.
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 14h
I worked with Samaje Perine for one semester (really cool dude btw) and the only thing I could think every time I saw him was “that guy’s thigh is bigger than my head”
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 17h
someone has been blaring the bass in their car loud enough that it hurts my ears *inside the house* for literal hours I am about to mcfreaking lose it
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Mike (They/Them) 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mxmike.co.uk · 11/10/2026
Bethany wore a “Protect The Dolls” t-shirt during rehearsals. The BBC posted it on their socials then quietly deleted and reposted it without showing her from the front. On TV last night they actually blurred the message #Strictly
Bethany Antonia rehearsing for Strictly Come Dancing in a Protect The Dolls t-shirt Bethany Antonia rehearsing for Strictly Come Dancing in a Protect The Dolls t-shirt that’s been edited to look like a plain white t shirt
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 11/10/2026
gooey butter cake ice cream from jeni’s? also slaps
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 11/10/2026
the people’s joker slaps btw
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 11/10/2026
Happy anniversary!! That sounds incredible
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 11/10/2026
WE’RE SO BACK
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 10/10/2026
happy Texas hate day
static.klipy.com
OU Football Player Shows Spirit
Alt: An OU football player flashes double horns down at the camera.
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 11/10/2026
AHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 11/10/2026
OU pls this is the funniest possible thing this could happen
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Old Hobbes 🔜 Private Practice @hobbesq.bolasgang.com · 10/10/2026
Thought I'd cross post this
Hello everyone,

I’m at SCG Con in Los Angeles and get a few cards signed by Kieran Yanner. We were chit chatting and I found out that his son Corwin had passed away a year ago. He was signing a Curse of Opulence I had and told me that the character in the art was his son, and that his son had also signed some of the cards with his likeness on them. Kieran also mentioned that he was always on the look out for cards his son had signed. 

I told him about this group and that I would try to ask if anyone had any cards that Corwin signed that they would be willing to part with. If you do, please message me so that we can work something out so that I can then mail them to him. Thanks!
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 10/10/2026
will I be watching the game? no ❤️ because I love myself
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 10/10/2026
happy Texas hate day
static.klipy.com
OU Football Player Shows Spirit
Alt: An OU football player flashes double horns down at the camera.
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 10/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Cartoon Chicken with Big Eyes Blinks
Alt: Cartoon Chicken with Big Eyes stares and then squints their eyes.
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 10/10/2026
this but unironically
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Amy Earhart @aearhart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I know the feed is bleak, but please have a brand new lamb picture. I wasn’t expecting this one, and he might be a premie, but his mom is great and he is eating well.
A little white lamb.
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 10/10/2026
Thank you Jean 💖
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Beadwork By Kay @beadworkbykay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My fellow witches and lovers of all things moon themed this is for you! I have opened up a SMALL quantity of preorders for my moon phase earrings for this month only! There are just 2 spots open for each colour! If you missed out before now's your chance to grab a pair! 🌙 🖤www.beadworkbykay.ca
3 pairs of seed beaded fringe earrings in matte black and each have a moon phase design/pattern in bronze, blue and purple
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 09/10/2026
I love everything about TGirl baseball and after chatting with @kissphoria.bsky.social on stream I want to start a western Mass chapter! Here's my interview with Gwen: youtu.be/AFOkSmCDot8
youtu.be
This is the Best Thing in America Right Now
YouTube video by Katelyn Burns
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Meade Krosby @meadekrosby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you could use a pick-me-up, check out the Smithsonian’s live cheetah cub cam. The five-day old cubs are beyond adorable, and an important addition to the captive breeding program for this vulnerable species.
nationalzoo.si.edu
Cheetah Cub Cam
The Cheetah Cub Cam streams live from the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute in Front Royal, Virginia.
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 09/10/2026
(it’s for a bit I am not going to make an actual baby wear this. also I’m not paying $30 for a bit so painting it myself it is)
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 09/10/2026
unhinged google search of the day: “bisexual infant t shirt”
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 09/10/2026
I almost posted this and second guessed myself, thank you for being the brave soul to do it 🫡
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 09/10/2026
latch hook goals omg
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 09/10/2026
here ya go for alt text!
Facebook post from The Caroline Circle:

According to Easton Police Department a Prostitution Business: On October 8, 2026, Detectives of the Easton Police Department arrested Ms. Tianjun Huang
(55) of Flushing, NY, and charged her with Prostitution (two counts), Prostitution Business, Solicit Prostitution, Prostitution- Allow/Maintain Building.
Huang was later released to the custody of the Talbot County Detention Center.
The Easton Police Department had received complaints of suspicious activity occurring at Jasmine Spa, 101 Marlboro Avenue, Suite 25, Easton, MD.
Information was provided that sexual acts were being conducted in exchange for money, at Jasmine Spa.
The Easton Police Department initiated an investigation and collaborated with the U.S.
Department of Homeland Security, Homeland Security Investigations.
On October 7, 2026, an undercover agent was sent into Jasmine Spa for the purposes of obtaining a massage. After obtaining the massage, the agent was solicited with a sexual act by an Asian female, later identified as Ms. Huang. The agent declined and left the establishment. Based on that information as well as information previously obtained, Detectives obtained a search and seizure warrant for Jasmine Spa.
On October 8, 2026, members of the Easton Police Department, Homeland Security Investigators and Talbot County Sheriff's Office, assisted in executing the search and seizure warrant at Jasmine Spa. While in the establishment, Ms. Huang was identified as the proprietor of Jasmine Spa, and a second Asian female from New York, were identified. Investigators also located a client in the establishment. That individual was interviewed and released without charges. While searching the establishment, Investigators found evidence consistent with illegal operations. The second Asian female was interviewed and released without charges.
Alt text continued:

This is an ongoing investigation into Human Trafficking. If anyone has any information regarding this investigation, they're asked to contact the Easton Police Department at 410-822-1111 and ask to speak to a Detective.
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Carly Putnam 🦖 @cputnam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hey Oklahomies, we're hosting a town hall on Tuesday, Oct. 20on the state questions on the November ballot aaaaand you should come! You can attend live in OKC, watch it streaming on our YouTube channel, or hang with (some of) us at watch party in Tulsa okpolicy.org/nov2026townh...
okpolicy.org
Know what’s on your ballot before you vote | SQ 845 & SQ 847 Town Hall - Oklahoma Policy Institute
The Nov. 3 general election is your chance to help shape Oklahoma's future. Before you head to the polls, join the Oklahoma Policy Institute for a free, nonpartisan town hall that will explain the sta...
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 09/10/2026
Noooooo I hope you feel better soon!!
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 09/10/2026
A friend brought me and my wife groceries this week because we’re going through a hard time, and I’m grateful for both community and the fact that I can just have an easy meal instead of having to use my limited brain power to cook or go get something
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 09/10/2026
I’m dying at the replies but ya this is 100% true by the way. The number of tumblr gif sets I’ve seen that are just hands slightly flexing would blow your mind
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 09/10/2026
Awhh that’s beautiful, I’m glad y’all found each other 💖
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 09/10/2026
Kel is watching a video of someone playing metazooa and keeps saying “moose. Moose. GUESS AN UNGULATE, MOOSE” in increasingly desperate tones
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 09/10/2026
Oh I 100% believe that, I call it the cat distribution system
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 09/10/2026
People in California who are facing a terrible ICE surge: remember that if you need whistles, we are still sending them out for free. In fact, we just passed 1.7 million whistles sent out. linktr.ee/3Dwhistles
linktr.ee
3D Printed Whistles | Linktree
We ship community protection whistles for free. Need some? Click the email link below & tell us how many you need (between 100 - 3000) & where to send them.
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 09/10/2026
Thank you for your kind words 💖 we do definitely want another cat when we’re ready, it just might be a bit of time before we’re ready to look
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 09/10/2026
Thank you 💖
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