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Mr. Okay Guy

@okayguy.cool
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Frequent account nuker. Web developer. Occasional baseball watcher (Astros). Future television yeller atter. Sensitive intellectual. A real joker.

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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 29/09/2026
AND A MICHAEL TRACEY NAMEDROP LMAOOOOOOOOOO
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"Some were self-conscious sex workers who recruited others into his orbit and are now making cynical claims of victimization to cash in on his estate and business partners, as reported by Michael Tracey and other credible journalists," Hubbard added.
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 29/09/2026
LMAO NOT THE "Um actually it's technically ephebophilia," ARGUMENT OMFG 💀💀💀
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"I was not then and am not now aware of any evidence that Jeffrey Epstein was a 'pedophile' in the technical sense; his sexual preference appears to have been for young women aged 16-22, which would at most reflect partial ephebophilia," Hubbard told Chron
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 28/09/2026
HELP ME I'M CURRENTLY BEING SUBJECTED TO A DRAKE PERFORMANCE AGAINST MY WILL 🚨🚨🚨
Drake on a jumbotron at a concert
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 28/09/2026
There's a large pool in the middle of the stage for the Karol G show. Is she going to get in it? God I certainly hope so
A concert stage featuring a large pool with a faux rock feature around it
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 24/09/2026
JTT said ACAB bitch
Entertainment Weekly 

Recent photo of Johnathan Taylor Thomas 

Johnathan Taylor Thomas Detained for Allegedly Kicking a Police Officer
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 22/09/2026
OKAY NOW COME ON, NOW THAT IS CLEARLY DIARRHEA
7 signs it's S swamp ass, not just sweat:

You feel it before you stand up

Checking the chair after every meeting

Two pairs of shorts a day

Boxer briefs soaked by noon

Sitting on your jacket

Jeans that never dry out

Standing on the train on purpose

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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 20/09/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social How long before we get Ashokan Farewell in a Secret Base video?
Photo of Jon Bois from an Air Mail (airmail.news) profile on him. Caption is "Is Jon Bois the Ken Burns of YouTube?"
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 20/09/2026
Appropriate that the confirmation dialog at the bottom of this screen is "Got it" considering that that's what I'm screaming at my fucking phone every time I open this godforsaken app
Group Chats

Take the conversation private.

Add people with a link

Post it to Bluesky or share anywhere.

Up to 50 people

Bring up to 50 friends together in one chat.

You're in control

Mute, leave, or remove people anytime. It's your chat.

Got it

Start a group chat
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 19/09/2026
I'm Swagpad521 but I ain't helpin no cops
kvuenews

♫

kvuenews·

Original audio

Do you recognize any of these wireless network names?

belkin.bff

CCGuest

Cody Really Sucks

FBI Surveillance Van

KitaGirl

lolwut

Suddenlink.net-4C82

Swagpad521

Wake The Dead
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 19/09/2026
This image is so fucking insane to me lmao not AI generated
Stavros Halkias on the Drew Barrymore show they're both in velour tracksuits and she's sitting close to him, eyes locked on, stroking his arm
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 18/09/2026
Like this is you bro lmao and I'm not saying there's necessarily anything wrong with that but come on fella lmao
Photo of Ed Sheeran's face
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 18/09/2026
Ed Sheeran is fucking hilarious, like you're not fooling anybody big dog, literally no amount of tattoos can cover up that you look like that bro
Men's Health magazine photo of Ed Sheeran shirtless and he's covered in tattoos but he still looks like Ed Sheeran
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 17/09/2026
Girl that's not sweat you shidded
Ad for some hyperhidrosis teledoc service. 

Pictured is a lady in tan shorts with a dark stain on her ass directly around her butthole area.

7 signs it's not normal sweat:

Soaked shirts

Dripping hands

Damp underwear

Ruined shoes

Wet seats

Backup outfits

Sweat year-round

FIRST MONTH FREE

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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 17/09/2026
Ed Sheeran
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 17/09/2026
Now that's Woz up!
Woz merch store selling a mouse pad with the Woz logo and the text "Now that's WOZ up!"
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 17/09/2026
Google Keep Statement

How do I get it all cool like how the iPhone Notes app posts do it where it's just on a black void and centered and shit. I can see it now everyone's gonna be like, "look at this broke bitch he got an Android this Pixel 10 was expensive as hell man shut your ass up
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 12/09/2026
Washington, DC, USA 11.09.2026

euro news.

Photo of Donald Trump seated, asleep

Donald Trump is observing the 25th anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks.
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 07/09/2026
Don't piss me off Peacock, okay, you're barely on the roster as it is
Screenshot of an email

Upcoming Price Increase

Inbox

Peacock 2:04 AM

to me

Always show pictures from this sender

peacock

UPCOMING PRICE INCREASE
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 07/09/2026
I love how they've rebranded the Slim Jim to make you think you're not still damaging the lining of your colon
A "GOOD WARRIOR" meat stick. 10g of protein, 100 calories, and made with grass fed and finished beef!
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 07/09/2026
Not good!!!
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Paul Backmund

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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 07/09/2026
Screenshot of Nathan Fielder from the trailer staring at Elizabeth Holmes looking disturbed Elizabeth Holmes staring with wide, shark eyes deep into Nathan Fielder's soul
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 07/09/2026
Holy fucking shit
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 06/09/2026
Now I'm no historian, but...
BBC News

German far-right set for big win in eastern state, exit polls say
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 05/09/2026
I ain't bullshittin lol
Picture of James Talarico at a pulpit with a text message below that reads "We may lose this election. - James Talarico"Picture of James Talarico in a suit looking down with a text message below that reads "Tough news. - Team Talarico"Black and white photo of James Talarico at a wind farm with a text message below that reads "A last-ditch request for James Talarico"
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 05/09/2026
Holy shit yeah pretty much exactly lol. I'm not from Nevada or New Mexico but I'm from the only part of Texas that's in the dark red zone and we do share a lot in common lol desert folk
My dialect map. The south western part of the United States, particularly New Mexico and Arizona are highlighted along with far west Texas (where I'm from) and part of Eastern Arizona
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 03/09/2026
*cackling wildly, spit foaming as I Photoshop the soldier meme to say HASAN PIKER / TRANS PEOPLE*
Meme of the soldier protecting a child from knives and grenades
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 03/09/2026
Spraying myself
Person holding a spray bottle of water spraying it
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 03/09/2026
I never horny post but GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY
Also Megan Thee Stallion from her TikTok in a bikini
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 03/09/2026
Klay Thompson gotta have CTE somehow because come on
Megan Thee Stallion TikTok of her by a beach somewhere in a bikini looking like she was sculpted out of marble by God himself
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 01/09/2026
Gogandantess was doin some gender back in the day ngl
Gogandantess from Onimusha 2
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 28/08/2026
LOOKS LIKE SPIN RATE IS BACK ON THE MENU, STROM IS BACK WOOOOOOOO
Instagram post

astros_center
Daikin Park

Photo of Brent Strom 

Astros

BASEBALL

BREAKING

HOUSTON ASTROS

***
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 27/08/2026
it always be 2 dumb bitches telling each other "exactlyyyyyyyy"
YouTube thumbnail 

Theo Von and Professor Jiang

Professor Jiang Breaks Down the Greater Israel Project

Theo Von Clips

656K views

2 days ago
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 22/08/2026
What?! 2030?! That's a crazy extension! That's like, what, at *least* 15 years right? ...right?
FORMULA 1

1 day ago

BREAKING: Max Verstappen will remain at Red Bull Racing until the end of 2030

Image of Max Verstappen

MAX VERSTAPPEN

EXTENDS CONTRACT WITH RED BULL RACING
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 19/08/2026
"This is... adequate."
Close up of Adonis the cat from the original photo. His eyes are sort of closed and he's looking his usual nonplussed self
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 18/08/2026
44 years ago today, the first CD was produced. What is the first CD you owned?
Photo of a CD

Space Jam: Music From and Inspired By the Motion Picture 

Album art is Bugs Bunny and Michael Jordan on the left and right of the art, respectively, half of their face concealed, against a night sky background, with the Space Jam logo in the middle
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 17/08/2026
It brings me no joy to say this but got his ass
C-SPAN

Still frame from a video of Trump 

Caption reads: TRUMP RESPONDS TO OSSOFF, "YOU MEAN PEE-WEE HERMAN?"
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 17/08/2026
Whoever made this deserves the death penalty (not a threat, I'm saying it should be codified and then adjudicated in a court of law and carried out as a sentence, not an act of vigilante justice)
YouTube thumbnail 

2:55

Defbeatsai - Tuggy (Full Lyrics Video)

:

Defbeatsai

7.4K views 1 year ago

Thumbnail image is AI artwork of a cowboy in a massage parlor holding hands with an East Asian woman. The word ASIAN is superimposed on the image in bold, all-caps  type.
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 17/08/2026
You know, I can't say that I'm particularly interested in the song "She Got A Fat Pussy" by the artist Defbeatsai, pretty big fuckin' miss on this one, YouTube Music.
Cropped screenshot of the YouTube Music app

Music

Podcasts

Energize

Workout

Feel good

Song list

First song

AI generated artwork of a young woman in a cowboy hat and a man in a cowboy hat standing behind her with his hands together 

Song title:
She Got A Fat Pussy

◉

Artist:
Defbeatsai

•

928K plays
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 16/08/2026
The character Holden Ford, an FBI agent, from the Netflix series "Mindhunter" interviewing Ed Kemper. He looks baffled by something Ed just said
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 16/08/2026
If nobody else is brave enough to say it, then I'll say it
Norman Rockwell's painting "Freedom of Speech"

Man who looks like Abraham Lincoln is standing up to talk at a town hall meeting.

Often used as a meme to indicate that the person posting it is bravely speaking the truth
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 16/08/2026
Guess they were kinda sore about that other game huh
Mariners 10, Astros 5
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 15/08/2026
Viner turned YouTuber turned Instrumental Post-Hardcore musician Drew Gooden looking into a camera while seated in a car, driving. It's an early frame from his career- launching Vine "Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does!"
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 15/08/2026
Speaking of video games, new bootleg Chrono Trigger shirt came in let's gooooooo
Selfie wearing a bootleg Chrono Trigger shirt
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 13/08/2026
They really should just start using the Dark Souls font
Bleacher Report 

Photo credit Marc J. Spears

Photo of Ben Simmons

REGAINED ATHLETICISM*

in all caps
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 12/08/2026
New DSA flag:
Illustration of a demented and bloody Goofy smiling crazily in front of a red background with the text "I'll fuckin do it again"
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 08/08/2026
Oh no, they had to put him down
Screenshot of a political text message 

Unread

Photo of James Talarico

A difficult decision from James Talarico HQ:
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 07/08/2026
It's
fred durst friday

Photo of Fred Durst doing the signature Fred Durst pose where he spreads his hands out at the camera like he was trying to grab it
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 07/08/2026
See here this line is mostly flat so we're good!
My apologies in advance if you're using TTS, but I'm going to space the name and handle out to avoid name searches. 

M a t t D a r l i n g

@ b e s t t r o u s e r s .bsky.social

Follow

This isn't happening; the layoff rate is not particularly high and there's no indications that Al is making it higher: fred.stlouisfed.org/series/JTSLDL

FRED

Layoffs and Discharges: Total Nonfarm

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Source: U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics via FREDⓇ

Shaded areas indicate U.S. recessions.

fred.stlouisfed.org

Layoffs and Discharges: Total Nonfarm

Layoffs and Discharges: Total Nonfarm

fred.stlouisfed.org
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 07/08/2026
YouTube thumbnail 

Stern faced young man

LAD BIBLE

PENIS AMPUTATION

20:28

LAD BIBLE

I Had Four Inches of My Penis Removed |

Minutes With

:

LADbible Stories ·

1.2M views ·

11 days ago
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Mr. Okay Guy @okayguy.cool · 06/08/2026
Meme of Jesus and The Devil. Jesus is saying "My child will fav" and The Devil is saying "Hahaha... No I trust mine will ignore fast"
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