Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 04/10/2026What a spiffing stratagem, one must most swiftly endeavour to act upon our blessed gifts Be right back; I need to rid the posh voice 010
Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Don't hardware stores only stock one of these and expect you to rotate it? 101
Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Instead of admitting they're stingy and hypocritical over paying someone 000
Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 28/04/2026People Makes Games have covered how much of this is done in South East Asia with contracting companies rife with abuse of all kinds 0180
Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 21/03/2026And even if they learn, there's an idiot born every minute to take their place 010
Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 11/03/2026We're all here for you in this troubling time, and the second step of this process is you sharing pictures of all of these wonde.... I mean, awful fountain pens 😎 070
Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Seen this in kittens too, adamant to not give in until their little nose boops straight down to the ground 010
Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 28/11/2025One wonders how they get anything done. Poor sods 000
Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 01/11/2025If hot tea cools you down, ice cream surely warms you up 010
Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 28/10/2025OMG, he didn't refer to her as his "first cousin once removed". What a monster! Those New Yorkers better not elect such illiteracy 🤣 000
Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 20/10/2025You don't strike me as a "drives stupidly and gets keep driving by a technicality" sort of guy though 010
Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 21/09/2025Used to do a lot of travelling as a kid, and still have the nightmares that I either forgot something, or just forgot my bag all together 010
Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Is it that slow of a news day that they need to make drama out of trivial bureaucracy? 220
Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Taking umbrage with the English words that end with "-erer". Eg renderer 000
Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 02/08/2025On a personal level anything that challenges my own ignorance or lack of knowledge. Video games often do this. But I often see people cast these moments off as brain smoothing 010
Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 15/07/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is holding a bouquet of flowers and asking another man if he is joking .Alt: A gif of Malcolm Tucker, known for swearing in creative and innovative ways, asking are you joking as the camera punches in 000
Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 20/06/2025That person just reeks of "I can do bad things because I'm a good guy" 😔 000
Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Depends, O2 had free roaming before, even on PAYG. Other networks not so much 000
Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Lol, thanks for the idea that F1 is just a really loud reality TV show 🤣 130
Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 10/06/2025It's been 2-5 years away for half a century. We must just be in the bad timeline I guess 000
Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 06/06/2025The shame about mass consumer art in the age of digital and trivial global supply chains is that limited physical editions are just a sales and marketing choice rather than function of actual human effort 000
Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Welp, good thing Discord isn't trundling down the path of enshitification ... Oh, shit 010
Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Have to love when adults don't have object permanence 010
Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Regardless of the post I didn't see: thank you filling my feed with wholesome Pokémon 030
Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 25/05/2025You're welcome, and this is my source if you want even more from an expert: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBOX...youtube.comWhy Every New Building Looks the SameYouTube video by Stewart Hicks 100
Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 25/05/2025And the reason this has gone out of fashion is because they use prefab panels and the builders will just fill in the gaps with copious amounts of caulking 110
Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 25/05/2025It's apparently just to hide gaps in the buildings fabric because of fairly large margins of error in materials. The facade pieces are then very forgiving and overlap with eachother to weatherproof the building. 110
Reposted by Jason AllanRiker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 22/05/2025how do klingons decide if it's a good day to die 2027763
Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 22/05/2025The most striking thing for me, is, that you have TWO UNREADS 🤯 120
Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 22/05/2025I'm struggling with this flowchart, at which point do I say "Clever Girl"? 😜 2180
Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 19/05/2025We all knew you're a fake ginger the whole time. It was so obvious 😜 010
Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 19/05/2025What you don't realise is that the world supplier of compasses is down the road and this is just a conspiracy to make people more dependent on compasses. Didn't you notice the compass store as you walked in? 😜 020
Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 16/05/2025I give up; turned off retweets; I'm tired of those moments of scrolling through the noise of compulsive retweets and the "are you sure you haven't seen the thing I posted 5 hours ago?" 000
Reposted by Jason AllanPrivate Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 15/05/2025“Apparently, TV wildlife presenters can live as long as 99 years” From the new Private Eye, in shops now. 751383