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Jason Allan

@oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social
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Driving Techno is the music you listen to while driving? Making a tool to decipher URLs et al: explainURL.com

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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We need developers to become MPs at this point
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What a spiffing stratagem, one must most swiftly endeavour to act upon our blessed gifts Be right back; I need to rid the posh voice
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Stinks of AI too
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Don't hardware stores only stock one of these and expect you to rotate it?
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Instead of admitting they're stingy and hypocritical over paying someone
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Thought of doing the Nijmegen march?
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
People Makes Games have covered how much of this is done in South East Asia with contracting companies rife with abuse of all kinds
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
And even if they learn, there's an idiot born every minute to take their place
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
We're all here for you in this troubling time, and the second step of this process is you sharing pictures of all of these wonde.... I mean, awful fountain pens 😎
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Seen this in kittens too, adamant to not give in until their little nose boops straight down to the ground
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
One wonders how they get anything done. Poor sods
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I was born ready
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
If hot tea cools you down, ice cream surely warms you up
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
OMG, he didn't refer to her as his "first cousin once removed". What a monster! Those New Yorkers better not elect such illiteracy 🤣
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
You don't strike me as a "drives stupidly and gets keep driving by a technicality" sort of guy though
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Looks very busy tbh
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Used to do a lot of travelling as a kid, and still have the nightmares that I either forgot something, or just forgot my bag all together
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Is it that slow of a news day that they need to make drama out of trivial bureaucracy?
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Taking umbrage with the English words that end with "-erer". Eg renderer
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Feelings are hard 😞
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
On a personal level anything that challenges my own ignorance or lack of knowledge. Video games often do this. But I often see people cast these moments off as brain smoothing
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Getting a lot of questions now?
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie is holding a bouquet of flowers and asking another man if he is joking .
Alt: A gif of Malcolm Tucker, known for swearing in creative and innovative ways, asking are you joking as the camera punches in
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
That person just reeks of "I can do bad things because I'm a good guy" 😔
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Depends, O2 had free roaming before, even on PAYG. Other networks not so much
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Lol, thanks for the idea that F1 is just a really loud reality TV show 🤣
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
It's been 2-5 years away for half a century. We must just be in the bad timeline I guess
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
The shame about mass consumer art in the age of digital and trivial global supply chains is that limited physical editions are just a sales and marketing choice rather than function of actual human effort
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Really need a name for these twerps 🤦‍♂️
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Back to TeamSpeak I guess 🤢
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Welp, good thing Discord isn't trundling down the path of enshitification ... Oh, shit
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Have to love when adults don't have object permanence
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Regardless of the post I didn't see: thank you filling my feed with wholesome Pokémon
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
You're welcome, and this is my source if you want even more from an expert: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBOX...
youtube.com
Why Every New Building Looks the Same
YouTube video by Stewart Hicks
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Robin-Yann Storm @rystorm.com · 24/05/2025
Shot, chaser. 🍪
A headline saying “German court rules cookie banners must offer "reject all" button” on the techspot websiteThe cookie banner on the techspot website, offering no ‘reject all’ button
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
And the reason this has gone out of fashion is because they use prefab panels and the builders will just fill in the gaps with copious amounts of caulking
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
It's apparently just to hide gaps in the buildings fabric because of fairly large margins of error in materials. The facade pieces are then very forgiving and overlap with eachother to weatherproof the building.
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
And what genre of music will you make?
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
how do klingons decide if it's a good day to die
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
The most striking thing for me, is, that you have TWO UNREADS 🤯
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I'm struggling with this flowchart, at which point do I say "Clever Girl"? 😜
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Caw! What gave you that idea? ... K-caw?
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
We all knew you're a fake ginger the whole time. It was so obvious 😜
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
What you don't realise is that the world supplier of compasses is down the road and this is just a conspiracy to make people more dependent on compasses. Didn't you notice the compass store as you walked in? 😜
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I still want more of it too
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
🙄
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I give up; turned off retweets; I'm tired of those moments of scrolling through the noise of compulsive retweets and the "are you sure you haven't seen the thing I posted 5 hours ago?"
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
[Game dev achievement unlocked]
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
“Apparently, TV wildlife presenters can live as long as 99 years” From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
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Jason Allan @oiyouyeahyou.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Looking forward to seeing the gang meet Turnip
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