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Oink Piggins

@oinkpiggins.bsky.social
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big guy in a small guy world

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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
to the ends of the earth if i have to
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
and because The Distance is a banger too, I guess
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I like the band "Cake" exclusively because they're named Cake.
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i was once convinced that peg leg pete was originally named stinkle pete and that he always had his 8 inch wiener in his hand
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
come on man i need my bedtime snack again..
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
the grocery store near me has been sold out of twinkies for weeks and I've been craving twinkie wiener sandwiches, this is the worst month of my life
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
dipped a pickle in heinz pickle ketchup and then sprinkled on some dill pickle seasoning, took one bite and instantly I saw god
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
just tried stir-fried stones for the first time today, i didn't realize you weren't supposed to actually eat the stones
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
when i first saw the wii u's design i thought they were making a fig newtons game console
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
all these places are making dirty drinks now because they realize how much they're wasting by discarding all the dish water
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
why does this look like me??
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
nintendo used a face scan of me for the new pigma design by the way
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
what the fuck is going on
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
i used to put cookies in the gamecube disc drive to save them for later
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
thought about opening a hotel called the lasagna lounge
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
my refrigerator is running, this is not an april fools joke, someone please help me catch it
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
i wish there was a game like katamari except it was about rolling up exclusively food into a big ball
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
some guy who follows me invited me to his home for a delicious dinner, I brought my famous spaghetti brownies
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
the wii u gamepad was the perfect size and shape to eat food off of while playing my mario games
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
i'm like 97% sure those gas station nachos were just packing peanuts covered in cheese whiz... honestly not that bad
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
spaghetti delight
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
whenever i played that streetpass minigame about cooking food on my 3ds i'd try to grab the food forgetting the 3d was just an illusion and it'd make me so mad
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
"fool on the hill" is a song about someone dropping their donuts down a hill and tumbling down trying to go after them
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
large and in charge
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
i always thought the rush song "roll the bones" was about chicken bones rolling off the table
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
everyone's always bloviating about some amazing meal they had once, they wish they dined like I do every day
one of my many delicious concoctions
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
i finally found my lost can of easy cheese
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
everyone posts this image like it's funny but honestly this is just what i drink every morning to start my day
fizzy glizzy
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
i ate 50 of these and it put me into a coma for 8 days
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
gotta make sure i microwave the pudding first of course
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
i have a sudden craving for a worms in dirt dessert...
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
early bird gets the gummy worm
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
i've put totino's pizza rolls and pizza pringles on my pizza pie, i think i'm going against the will of god with this one
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
made a batch of mini tacos for myself and while they were still scalding hot one of them fell off the plate onto my foot and i yelled like the nostalgia critic
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
seeing the scene in UHF where weird al makes the twinkie wiener sandwich was a very formative life experience for me
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
new year, same great taste
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
that might not even be what the movie was called i think i'm just craving lasagna right now to be honest
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
the scene where patrick eats a krabby patty at 3 am was very inspiring for me as a kid
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
woah
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
i think it was called cloudy with a chance of lasagna
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
there was this wonderful film i saw once where food rained from the sky but i forget the name
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
i don't know why but i feel like somebody's thinking about me right now as they make their next meal...
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
i ate so much popeyes chicken this christmas i passed out
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
i think i've unlocked the secret to achieving nirvana
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
drew a smiley face in my mashed potatoes
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
the mcdonalds near me is out of chicken mcnuggets and it's all my fault
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
i have too much leftover burger meat so i've made 50 servings of cheeseburger helper, i'm dining like a king
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
it made a lot of funny noises
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
when i was a kid i shoved a hot dog into a vcr thinking it'd play the secret hot dog movie
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Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
dexter's secret formula was the height of will.i,am's career
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