Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I like the band "Cake" exclusively because they're named Cake. 123
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 16/07/2026i was once convinced that peg leg pete was originally named stinkle pete and that he always had his 8 inch wiener in his hand 034
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 12/07/2026the grocery store near me has been sold out of twinkies for weeks and I've been craving twinkie wiener sandwiches, this is the worst month of my life 122
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 12/07/2026dipped a pickle in heinz pickle ketchup and then sprinkled on some dill pickle seasoning, took one bite and instantly I saw god 032
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 11/06/2026just tried stir-fried stones for the first time today, i didn't realize you weren't supposed to actually eat the stones 012
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 28/05/2026when i first saw the wii u's design i thought they were making a fig newtons game console 021
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 14/05/2026all these places are making dirty drinks now because they realize how much they're wasting by discarding all the dish water 022
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 07/05/2026nintendo used a face scan of me for the new pigma design by the way 053
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 13/04/2026i used to put cookies in the gamecube disc drive to save them for later 033
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 03/04/2026thought about opening a hotel called the lasagna lounge 012
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 02/04/2026my refrigerator is running, this is not an april fools joke, someone please help me catch it 043
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 29/03/2026i wish there was a game like katamari except it was about rolling up exclusively food into a big ball 002
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 20/03/2026some guy who follows me invited me to his home for a delicious dinner, I brought my famous spaghetti brownies 112
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 05/03/2026the wii u gamepad was the perfect size and shape to eat food off of while playing my mario games 043
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 02/03/2026i'm like 97% sure those gas station nachos were just packing peanuts covered in cheese whiz... honestly not that bad 064
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 21/02/2026whenever i played that streetpass minigame about cooking food on my 3ds i'd try to grab the food forgetting the 3d was just an illusion and it'd make me so mad 023
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 14/02/2026"fool on the hill" is a song about someone dropping their donuts down a hill and tumbling down trying to go after them 012
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 03/02/2026i always thought the rush song "roll the bones" was about chicken bones rolling off the table 023
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 03/02/2026everyone's always bloviating about some amazing meal they had once, they wish they dined like I do every day 021
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 23/01/2026everyone posts this image like it's funny but honestly this is just what i drink every morning to start my day 031
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 18/01/2026i ate 50 of these and it put me into a coma for 8 days 021
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 09/01/2026i have a sudden craving for a worms in dirt dessert... 142
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 07/01/2026i've put totino's pizza rolls and pizza pringles on my pizza pie, i think i'm going against the will of god with this one 023
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 03/01/2026made a batch of mini tacos for myself and while they were still scalding hot one of them fell off the plate onto my foot and i yelled like the nostalgia critic 012
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 02/01/2026seeing the scene in UHF where weird al makes the twinkie wiener sandwich was a very formative life experience for me 043
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 28/12/2025the scene where patrick eats a krabby patty at 3 am was very inspiring for me as a kid 022
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 28/12/2025i don't know why but i feel like somebody's thinking about me right now as they make their next meal... 133
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 26/12/2025i ate so much popeyes chicken this christmas i passed out 023
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 22/12/2025i think i've unlocked the secret to achieving nirvana 032
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 20/12/2025the mcdonalds near me is out of chicken mcnuggets and it's all my fault 043
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 16/12/2025i have too much leftover burger meat so i've made 50 servings of cheeseburger helper, i'm dining like a king 031
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 14/12/2025when i was a kid i shoved a hot dog into a vcr thinking it'd play the secret hot dog movie 143
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 12/12/2025dexter's secret formula was the height of will.i,am's career 022
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 12/12/2025my favorite the sims expansion pack is the sims livin' large. it reminds me of myself, because i am large and i am living. 022
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 10/12/2025started laughing while watching a family guy funny moments compilation and my pizza gave me this look 142
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 09/12/2025woke up this morning in the burger king bathroom, that spongebob meal got me fucked up 021
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 07/12/2025dropped a bowling ball on my foot and i gasped just like chunky kong when you hover over him in the swap barrel in donkey kong 64 022
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 07/12/2025since they got rid of pennies, what the fuck do we start saying instead of "penny for your thoughts?" 121
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 07/12/2025sometimes i put a lil mint chocolate under my pillow at night so i have a nice little treat waiting for me when i wake up 031
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 07/12/2025my alarm clock sounds exactly like spongebob's alarm horn 110
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 06/12/2025went to an all you can eat sushi place and they kicked me out 043
Oink Piggins @oinkpiggins.bsky.social · 06/12/2025accidentally dropped my hot dog out the car window and screamed like homer simpson 153
