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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I had one terrifying doozy of a nightmare last night. I dreamed that M. Night Shyamalan and Nichols Sparks collaborated on writing a movie. Worse yet, some psychopath actually greenlit the thing. Just a dream, I know, but it was so damn vivid. Let’s just be thankful no one would ever be that stu…

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I’m amazed there’s anything left of him atoll.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I feel like @beyondfest.bsky.social really missed the opportunity to pair tonight’s Tim Curry tribute with the 2018 Ed Helms - John Hamm comedy vehicle, which they could’ve brilliantly marketed as Tag, Stephen King’s It.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Will @amcinematheque.bsky.social ever recover from the shame of programming a Tim Curry tribute that excludes Congo and Muppets Treasure Island?

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Ooooooo Ya want me To come alive Then flip the switch Into overdrive You and me can let it be…

A beige wall with a urinal near the bottom, above which is painted the words READY AIM FIRE

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Unless he’s receiving species affirming treatment to complete his transition to a turtle, it’s time for either McConnell or his Coroner to hold a press conference.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Roki Sasaki’s WHIP isn’t impressive, which is why I’m surprised more people aren’t talking about his NAENAE.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Other revelations from the press release: - The planet Venus is in federal custody for blocking his view of the Sun and will be deported to Venezuela - Trump “created” gold by “mixing tungsten with my own urine. It only works with my urine.”

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

This junta has lied about absolutely everything. Why are any of us surprised that anyone is doubtful?

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Reached for comment, Billie Eilish said, “…DUH”

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Remember when comedy audiences didn’t need to be told these things?

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

“Thanks to Fearless Leader’s leading fearlessness, we’ve added 4.5 million Americans to the ranks of those dying of starvation. Can I get a ‘USA,’ everybody?”

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I’m shocked. Shocked, do you hear me. #sarcasm

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I wonder if Orbán paid his widdle whore Vance in cash, or with a gift card from Broyhill.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

>>95%<< Jeez, I’ve always known the TSA was useless, but that’s worse than useless!

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Sleep soundly, America. Your freedom and safety are in the hands of bullying cowards who peaked in their junior year of high school. /s H/T to photojournalist Scott Strazzante, who deserves a better employer.

2 LAPD overseers brandishing bludgeons like polo clubs against a citizen suspected of being in public while Hispanic

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Looking forward to the day when re-posting this will become unnecessary. If it ever comes.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Does FanDuel take bets on “FTC rejects Netflix bid for WBD” and/or “FTC approves Skydance/WBD merger”? Because I have some money I’d like to double.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Rebecca Black walked so Livvy could run.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Reposting this to boost the signal. Join me, won’t you?

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Good morning! This is your daily reminder that Mike Johnson’s name is in the Epstein Files (for all we know). Spread the word!

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

“This is not a healthcare fight. This is about keeping everyone from seeing my name in the Epstein Files. “What, you thought I was covering for the president?”

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DeLaine ✨NSFW 6’1 Giantess @delaineinla.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

🚨Hey everyone 👋 SWs have been going -through it- lately. If you have the funds, please take a moment to tip your favorite SWs, and if you can please throw a few bucks to @swaidvegas. They are an invaluable community resource.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Take heart, my acting brethren. All these studio execs are gonna lose interest in Tilly Norwood the second they realize she doesn’t even have pants for them to get into.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

I wonder if Nicole Kidman served the divorce papers on Keith Urban while they were at an AMC. “Somehow, heartbreak feels good in a place like this… so this ought to feel amazing…”

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

New rule: those wishing to criticize Antifa must first name two of their albums.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

The most obvious sign of a bully: exclusively torment those who can’t fight back.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

I guess NYC just didn’t like the looks of a Cuomover.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Men who are worth a damn don’t spend any portion of any second wondering whether they’re a “real” man.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

It’s giving big Baby Herman Denied His Cigar energy.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

I wonder exactly how many are counterfeit.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Anybody know a consumer attorney looking for plaintiffs for a @stubhub.bsky.social class action?

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

@stubhub.bsky.social sells counterfeit tickets. Spread the word.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Thanks for sharing that. May her memory forever be a blessing.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

That was fast: David E. Kelley has already inked a deal with Paramount+ for his new series, Chicago Pope.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

“…and now they came for the gang bangers. And by that point they had taken so many people that the gang bang was over and I’d already put my clothes back on.” - Batshit Ungar-Sargon www.thedailybeast.com/cnn-guest-ha...

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CNN Guest Has Table-Banging MAGA Meltdown Over Trump Deportations

The journalist for suspected foreign gang members to be shipped out en masse.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Everybody at XO Records is working for The Weeknd.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

1) Are those his eyes or his nostrils? 2) Your expression says, “Why is he telling me about his fraught relationship with his stepmother?”

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

I’d volunteer were I not highly likely the Schleprock the whole project into a flaming pyre of tattered fibers.

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