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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I had one terrifying doozy of a nightmare last night. I dreamed that M. Night Shyamalan and Nichols Sparks collaborated on writing a movie. Worse yet, some psychopath actually greenlit the thing. Just a dream, I know, but it was so damn vivid. Let’s just be thankful no one would ever be that stu…

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I feel like @beyondfest.bsky.social really missed the opportunity to pair tonight’s Tim Curry tribute with the 2018 Ed Helms - John Hamm comedy vehicle, which they could’ve brilliantly marketed as Tag, Stephen King’s It.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Will @amcinematheque.bsky.social ever recover from the shame of programming a Tim Curry tribute that excludes Congo and Muppets Treasure Island?

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Ooooooo Ya want me To come alive Then flip the switch Into overdrive You and me can let it be…

A beige wall with a urinal near the bottom, above which is painted the words READY AIM FIRE

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Unless he’s receiving species affirming treatment to complete his transition to a turtle, it’s time for either McConnell or his Coroner to hold a press conference.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Roki Sasaki’s WHIP isn’t impressive, which is why I’m surprised more people aren’t talking about his NAENAE.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Other revelations from the press release: - The planet Venus is in federal custody for blocking his view of the Sun and will be deported to Venezuela - Trump “created” gold by “mixing tungsten with my own urine. It only works with my urine.”

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

This junta has lied about absolutely everything. Why are any of us surprised that anyone is doubtful?

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Reached for comment, Billie Eilish said, “…DUH”

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Remember when comedy audiences didn’t need to be told these things?

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

“Thanks to Fearless Leader’s leading fearlessness, we’ve added 4.5 million Americans to the ranks of those dying of starvation. Can I get a ‘USA,’ everybody?”

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I’m shocked. Shocked, do you hear me. #sarcasm

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I wonder if Orbán paid his widdle whore Vance in cash, or with a gift card from Broyhill.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

>>95%<< Jeez, I’ve always known the TSA was useless, but that’s worse than useless!

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Sleep soundly, America. Your freedom and safety are in the hands of bullying cowards who peaked in their junior year of high school. /s H/T to photojournalist Scott Strazzante, who deserves a better employer.

2 LAPD overseers brandishing bludgeons like polo clubs against a citizen suspected of being in public while Hispanic

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Looking forward to the day when re-posting this will become unnecessary. If it ever comes.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Does FanDuel take bets on “FTC rejects Netflix bid for WBD” and/or “FTC approves Skydance/WBD merger”? Because I have some money I’d like to double.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Rebecca Black walked so Livvy could run.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Reposting this to boost the signal. Join me, won’t you?

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Good morning! This is your daily reminder that Mike Johnson’s name is in the Epstein Files (for all we know). Spread the word!

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DeLaine ✨NSFW 6’1 Giantess @delaineinla.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

🚨Hey everyone 👋 SWs have been going -through it- lately. If you have the funds, please take a moment to tip your favorite SWs, and if you can please throw a few bucks to @swaidvegas. They are an invaluable community resource.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Take heart, my acting brethren. All these studio execs are gonna lose interest in Tilly Norwood the second they realize she doesn’t even have pants for them to get into.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

I wonder if Nicole Kidman served the divorce papers on Keith Urban while they were at an AMC. “Somehow, heartbreak feels good in a place like this… so this ought to feel amazing…”

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

New rule: those wishing to criticize Antifa must first name two of their albums.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

I guess NYC just didn’t like the looks of a Cuomover.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

It’s giving big Baby Herman Denied His Cigar energy.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Anybody know a consumer attorney looking for plaintiffs for a @stubhub.bsky.social class action?

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

@stubhub.bsky.social sells counterfeit tickets. Spread the word.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

That was fast: David E. Kelley has already inked a deal with Paramount+ for his new series, Chicago Pope.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

“…and now they came for the gang bangers. And by that point they had taken so many people that the gang bang was over and I’d already put my clothes back on.” - Batshit Ungar-Sargon www.thedailybeast.com/cnn-guest-ha...

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CNN Guest Has Table-Banging MAGA Meltdown Over Trump Deportations

The journalist for suspected foreign gang members to be shipped out en masse.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Everybody at XO Records is working for The Weeknd.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

The worm controlling what’s left of RFK’s brain has murdered Meals on Wheels. Shit, meet fan.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

And why is the answer NOOOOOOOOOOOO? And how quickly should whoever wrote this glorified press release be fired from @theguardian.com ?

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

“…and that’s just the Oval Office.”

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

That story again: AI successfully creates world’s most potent appetite suppressant

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Alexa: Rain has been forecast for your area, beginning at Midnight. You can expect 1.7 inches. Me: So can Lauren Sánchez.

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

BIDEN NOT PRESIDENT! TRY USE FULL SENTENCE!

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Trying to get into the Super Bowl spirit by placing a wager. What’s the morning line on “Massive meteor turns Superdome into smoldering crater”?

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

To the TikTok ya *do* stop, I guess

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

What is being born to a millionaire, Mayim?

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

So much for remaining employed…

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Clint Tauscher @ohthatclint.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Tremendous thanks to everyone at the Alamo Drafthouse DTLA for being there today for those of us without anywhere to be.

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Inequality Media @inequalitymedia.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Researchers at the London School of Economics have found that 50 years of tax cuts for the wealthy have not trickled down to the middle class and only served to help the rich get richer. What does Trump have planned for his second term? Another giant tax cut for the wealthy.

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50 years of tax cuts for the rich failed to trickle down, economics study says

Tax cuts for the wealthy didn't boost the economies of the U.S. and 17 other countries — but they did worsen income inequality.

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