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Zoey Kirby

@ohnoz0e.bsky.social
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Comedian with Cerebral Palsy. Sometimes Journalist. Creator of Crippled Coffee on Substack. Lover of green Skittles

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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Showing that the world can find other, more willing partners around the globe if the US continues on its destructive path of exorbitant tariffs, no business in their right mind wants to pay.
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
This is an incredible win for abortion rights! Go Wyoming. 💖💖💚✊✊ Per The ACLU:
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Flip off your local cybertruck owner. The poor taste alone should tell you they probably deserve it!
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I started working on my story about an alien two-headed dog with psychic powers and their friend, a Midwestern pre-teen. It feels good to write again. #Amwriting #writingcommunity #fiction #author
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
✊✊✊✊✊ America belongs to her citizens. Not a bloated, mad king, playing with the levers of Empire he barely understands.
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
There isn't a better smaller pleasure than a CD you picked randomly because of the coverart being good.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/01/2026
an “inherent power” to respond to an “imminent” attack is just a license for aggressive war on the president’s whim
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The gun of the American Empire has fired in Venezuela. I strongly condemn any kind of regime change this fascist regime has in mind for oil reserves. The US should not be able to wreck havoc across the globe without any consequence whatsoever.
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I'm gonna guess the gold isn't meant to show solidarity with Ukraine
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
It's best to not social media while horny. I don't follow my own advice
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Mom, am I a real musician yet?
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
"And the moon is sagging down like a metal ball." Thank you for this lyric Beck. I like it.
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Without darkness, we'd never be able to fully appreciate light
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I'd like to be able to draw better. Jskdjsksjsk how does lines?
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I can't believe I slept 14 hours yesterday. What normal person sleeps in until 4pm??
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I'm upset I had to cancel a therapy appointment so that my twin could make a barista interview. I'm never having that happen again. I only put my therapy on hold, because my twin is moving to Topeka. I'm more angry at myself for not fully putting my foot down a bit more.
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Turns out no one likes a nakedly corrupt pedophile that deserves treason charges many times over. Are we ever going to properly try these American Fascists? They don't die with Trump. They will reform like the Chimera that right-wing politics always is, when it's that far right. Violence for power
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
It's me and this Midi Keyboard vs the basic concept of playing music good
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I would come, but my dog has ibs
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Let's just become a wing of MAGA propaganda. That's how to build a storied, long well regarded media institution.
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I'm serving absolute vagina in these Stitch pajamas. Thank you for asking
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I'm a queen of highly specific scenarios. No, I will not explain.
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Why didn't anyone tell me leather pants were also comfortable? God I love my pair of black leather pants.
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
How my morning is going. #fuckme
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Nightmare turkey bloat rotation
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
How do people get blitzed on booze and not drink water?
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
My love life is a desert. Fucking hell dude
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
A quarter of the entire deployed US Navy is now stationed in the Caribbean. That goes way beyond frighteners.
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I just got out of the most blatantly transphobic job "interview" of my life. I am unendingly pissed. Who schedules a same day interview, then insists I reapply, and reschedule the interview, because of my preferred name. (My legal name was on the application)
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Back to screaming in digital voids. Or as some call, the drafts.
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Drunk on my morning coffee Despite all that happens At least I know you have me
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Is our government just 3 pedophiles in a trench coat??
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Me when anyone talks mad shit about our fascist, criminal government.
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a cartoon of a man wearing sunglasses and a hat that says bait shop
ALT: a cartoon of a man wearing sunglasses and a hat that says bait shop
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I just wanna kiss someone's face and marvel in their beauty for a few hours. Sculpt an ice sculpture of them. Plot to steal a world-famous, rare diamond in a coded, but mutually recognizable way so she knows I stole the diamond for her Write her a poem so hot that the English language itself cums
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
It's Songs With No Lyrics Thursday! I want to appreciate the music that speaks so loudly for itself, it literally doesn't have any words, So my entry for this week's #NoLyricThursday is Juggernaut by DJ Shadow! What's yours?
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I didn't mean to accidentally get a pitbull German Shepherd mix that would kill for me, but I'm happy for her. I love you boooo.
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
A war criminal died today. c:
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I love a lead singer that sounds horrible. Like, the inability to hit the note they are clearly reaching for makes this experience so much more interesting to me.
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
WHERE ARE MY FELLOW SAPPHIC HAWTIES?! 😭😭😭🔮🔮
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I need out of rural Kansas so fucking bad.
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Misplacing your Kurami sleep mask is rough when you're a girlie who can't keep her eyes closed.
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a cookie monster laying on a bed with the words " me wish me could close me eyes " above him
ALT: a cookie monster laying on a bed with the words " me wish me could close me eyes " above him
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
(1/2) No one wants our journalists in the United States to become progagandic mouth pieces, more than they already are. I've grown up with the U.S. National Media uncritically quoting the State Department, (which usually is never actually about diplomacy and international cooperation, in my view)
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
The ceasefire has already been violated. The Zionists don't care about Palestinian life at all. It's morally disgusting.
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Being a broke trans girl is rough, because looking pretty is expensive bro.
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Estrogen has saved my life. It has opened my world as a person into full expression. I finally feel like I can see the mold of the woman I've always wanted to be, and not a gender zombie left to the apocalypse of other's warped, outdated gender codes. Be who you are. Be free. Be queer. worth it.
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Nothing but a constant stream of judgment, no matter who we may be talking about.
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I farted and it smells really bad. Will you still love me?
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I need to finish my coffee. It's time to leave. This describes my mood, and the state of US politics.
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Zoey Kirby @ohnoz0e.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
It's a hardcore metal morning.
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